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    FOR HARD.

    :3 well then we are all peachy.
    I want a Sunday kind of love...
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    "Sci-Fighter" was an awesome so I will not include it in the discussion of worst movies ever...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Solaris View Post
    FOR HARD.

    :3 well then we are all peachy.
    OMG NSFW O_o

    I don't wanna be a peach >:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Solaris View Post
    WELL I DONT LIKE SQUISHY.
    I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy. Come on, Squishy Come on, little Squishy.

    [baby talk, the jellyfish stings]

    Ow. Bad Squishy, bad Squishy.

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    baby sun is creepy with its giggling and happy baby-ness.
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    I love Dora <3


    and peaches are quite yummy.

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    That they are, but it doesn't mean I wanna be one. :<

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    Quote Originally Posted by Solaris View Post
    I love Dora <3


    and peaches are quite yummy.
    dora? you mean dori.

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    At least you knew what I ment.

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    I don't remember the name of the movie, but it was written, directed, produced, and starred in by a stupid-looking Mexican guy. He was supposed to be an evil killer who couldn't die. It was just horrible. I think it gave me facial cancer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TeknoBlade View Post
    I don't remember the name of the movie, but it was written, directed, produced, and starred in by a stupid-looking Mexican guy. He was supposed to be an evil killer who couldn't die. It was just horrible. I think it gave me facial cancer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tigertail777 View Post
    Event Horizon. GOD I HATED THAT MOVIE! Pointless to the extreme, and very falsely advertised. I was hoping for a good sci-fi movie, but this thing was basically a ship from the dimension of Hell Raiser on steriods... very very little sci fi. What little plot there was could have a bull dozer plow through the holes. Whenever I see this damned film on dvd at the store I want to take a shotgun to it.
    Ditto that. I never liked the movie either. But for some reason a lot of people think of it as a masterpiece...Ugh!

    As for me, Brotherhood of the Wolf. Most movies that suck at least suck in their own style and have a personality, that movie was a mesh-mash of French, Japanese, Chinese Kong Fu, Hollywood, and an Native American plot twist. My eyes literally rotted watching this movie. I know most people think this movie is awesome, but I think anyone who's watched enough foreign movies would know that this movie had no character nor style. Simply distasteful for me to say to least.

    Such order in the midst of chaos makes me oozy and disoriented...

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    Date Movie: A movie so horrible it broke my DVD player.

    In fact any film directed by the fuckmookswho made Date Movie (Friedberg and Setzer) qualifies not only as the worst of all time, but as a iilegal means of torture. The making of these movies must violate some Geneva Convention law somewhere.

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    Kazaam... such a stupid movie. -_-; my family actually owned that, and I never liked it, not even when I was a kid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by laguu11 View Post
    As for me, Brotherhood of the Wolf. Most movies that suck at least suck in their own style and have a personality, that movie was a mesh-mash of French, Japanese, Chinese Kong Fu, Hollywood, and an Native American plot twist. My eyes literally rotted watching this movie. I know most people think this movie is awesome, but I think anyone who's watched enough foreign movies would know that this movie had no character nor style. Simply distasteful for me to say to least.
    I watched this movie just a few days ago Well I don't think of it as a very bad movie. I like that very different ideas and styles were incorporated. On the other hand, as you say, its rather a big mix up than a real movie.

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    its not really the worst movie ever, but it is the worst bond movie ever:
    quantum of solace.

    not a single time did i felt i was watching a bond movie.
    it was slowpaced and boring.
    i think i enjoyed the first scene and opening credits more than the whole movie
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    LEAVE BOND TO ME

    but seriously, i don't like this new bond. he's not very bond-y to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kairithepaladin View Post
    Date Movie: A movie so horrible it broke my DVD player.
    dang.. forgot about that one.

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    Also, Never Back Down could definitely be in the top 3 of the worst. ~
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    TWILIGHT! I don't even have to watch it to know it suxxors lol
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    Also, Never Back Down could definitely be in the top 3 of the worst. ~
    I kinda liked it :/
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trentington View Post
    Also, Never Back Down could definitely be in the top 3 of the worst. ~

    Aka, The FIST and the Furious

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    Star Wars Episode 2

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    Billy the Kid Vs. Dracula

    One of the worst movies of all time, but the ending is so hilarious.


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    the matrix the matrix the matrix the matrix any james bond film austin powers also

    also this film bicycle thieves i had to see during a film studies course. it was filmed during a postwar recession (or something similar) in which they couldnt afford second takes (or to pay the actors, apparently) and the plot is:
    (1) man gets his bike stolen
    (2) man reports stolen bike to police, who do nothing
    (3) man and his child wander streets aimlessly looking for bike. find nothing.
    (4) man cracks, steals bike, police arrest him, film ends.

    this may not sound that bad until you consider that the whole thing went on for about three and a half hours.
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    man, you suck! austin powers is awesome!

    rofl at your description of that bike movie

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