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    Crap games?

    Carmegaddon comes to mind what a heap of shit.

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    Starfox adventures. WORST GAME EVER MADE >:

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    And The simpsons wrestling. And Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly

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    All spyro games are destined to suck before programming even begins.

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    The Sims conversions for the PS2 r naff. As is the original Burnout game. Yes all spyros r naff. Crash just rules.

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    I think there was a game called unlimited saga. Got to be one of the worst for me.

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    And IMHO FF4. I just hated that one. I don't know why.

    EDIT: Oh wait, YES I DO:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ark
    I think there was a game called unlimited saga. Got to be one of the worst for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
    And IMHO FF4. I just hated that one. I don't know why.
    FFIV is one of my fav FF's... oh well, everyone is entitled to their own opinion I guess.

    Crap games... gods, I've played a few...

    Sega CD - Night Trap, Sewer Shark, almost ALL of the entire 'Make my Video' series.
    NES - Captain Skyhawk
    N64 - Star Wars Episode One Racer
    Gamecube - Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask (Zelda collection for the GC) and Zelda Wind Waker.... as well as Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicle.
    Atari Jaguar - Alien vs Predator
    PS2 - (Got a few here) Suikoden IV, Robotech Battlecry, Lord of the Rings - The Two Towers, Samurai Warriors, Samurai Warriors Xtreme Legends and I'm not a fan of Final Fantasy X or X-2 either.

    But the worst game I've ever played, and, IMO that is, deserves the crown of crappiest game ever, and which the entire development team should be shot for, is...

    KINGDOM HEARTS!!!

    I've played, finished it, and hated every damn minute of it! But then, what can you expect from a company who fired the person (Hironobu Sakaguchi) who saved their ass and created Final Fantasy, and a accursed company who specialises in making merchandise and such based on a damned MOUSE?!?!

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    Ok, where do we start....

    Rise of the robots.

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    I rather enjoyed Robotech: Battlecry, tbh.

    Anyway, crap games:

    Any and all comic book character-based games prior to the advent of the Playstation and the first Spiderman game for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xiahou Dun
    Wind Waker
    I would pay a body part to hear a good reason why Windwaker is a crap game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xiahou Dun
    But the worst game I've ever played, and, IMO that is, deserves the crown of crappiest game ever, and which the entire development team should be shot for, is...

    KINGDOM HEARTS!!!

    I've played, finished it, and hated every damn minute of it! But then, what can you expect from a company who fired the person (Hironobu Sakaguchi) who saved their ass and created Final Fantasy, and a accursed company who specialises in making merchandise and such based on a damned MOUSE?!?!

    Square + Disney = BIGGEST MISTAKE EVER!!
    I like Kingdom Hearts but the crappiest game ever has to be Vexx on the PS2

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
    I would pay a body part to hear a good reason why Windwaker is a crap game.
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    You get no body parts, since that just made me want to play WW again.
    And on the continuity and repeats of stuff from past Zeldas: What the fuck did you expect? It's not Final Fantasy.

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    I thought Red Ninja hella sucked.

    I also thought Saga Frontier sucked too.

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    The 7th Saga XD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrmonkeyman
    It was at this point that I did actually feel that I had been cheated. Everything had come to a point, and the carrot that the game had dangled all the time had finally been handed to me, and guess what, it was actually a penis - "you just chased dick for ten hours. Hah!" screamed Link, and I nodded my head. I felt soulless, and I didn't feel that warm and fuzzy feeling I felt at the end of Ocarina, like I'd really reached a great conclusion to the series.

    And so I went into the castle, beat the four copies of bosses I'd already beaten that were all very pretty and in black and white. I beat the ganondorf clones and puppets, that were buggy and illthoughtout copies of 2D bosses, and faced off in one gigantic clusterfuck of a swordfight that really did, for me, crown a horrible game. It was boring, it was unoriginal, and guess what, Zelda helped in her usual, helpless-female-stereotype manner.

    And the ending was about all I could expect. Zelda's never had a good ending, but you can tolerate that after a game full of character, charm, and intelligent RPG fun, such as Zelda:TOoT (hah!) and Zelda: aLttP, or even Oracle of Storms, Ages, and Link's Awakening. You have to feel kinda sad when your big fat 3D game feels soulless compared to a pocket game.

    The Wind Waker was soulless, and painful, and really sad. It was made to make people keep playing, with a pretence that they knew people would keep going for the hope of making it to the great Ocarina of Time connection. I was expecting, with the great buildup, that I was gonna enter a destroyed, but reasonably large Hyrule, and have a proper adventure there, but instead, I got a strip of path and a boring, very easy castle.

    Did I mention that it was easy? The entire game was done within 10 hours. 10. Fucking. Hours. No, that doesn't include all the hearts; I did them after beating it, but really didn't need them. When I ended up getting them all, and all the secret crap...I realised the game was a joke. It was like I was being lead by the hand the entire thing. There were few secret, interesting quests. I explored the entirety of that goddamn map for next to nothing. Where was Epona? Where was the hero of time? The Ocarina? The Goron's sword quest that made me smile so much, because it was so fiendishly clever in how it was made that it made me ENJOY failing it.

    The Wind Waker was a horribly wasted game. There was so much potential for a great game from the beginning, and it was wasted. The game was so charmless, and so boring. The only good thing about it was, tragically, the cartoony graphics that turned so many away from it, which were genuinely beautiful, and with a proper team behind it may very well have created a great game. But the Wind Waker was not that game.

    As for the extra discs, don't talk to me about the extra discs. There would have been such a small amount of effort needed to convert them to a faster framerate (That's all majora/TOOT needed), and that's a unifying image for this entire sordid package.

    I'm happy to say that the Wind Waker does nothing more than support my broken headboard on my bed now. That is where it shall stay.
    No matter how many times I read this semi-review, it makes me rofl.

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    Uh lets see....

    Most of the DBZ games out there (Except the Budokai line, those were decent)
    TMNT 2 Battle Nexus was just horrid

    And... several more I can't really think out of my head right now.

    THOUGH... one game that did and will surprise me again and again is Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks. Destined to be the only real game I'll actually have fun with before next year! <3
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    What was that MK "action" game with Subzero? The sidescrolling nightmare of a game? Ugh, it sucked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CyanCyde
    What was that MK "action" game with Subzero? The sidescrolling nightmare of a game? Ugh, it sucked.
    SubZeros mythologies.

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    ...first off, Starfox Adventures was the last good game Rare made. Coincedentally, it was also the last game they made for Nintendo.

    Perfect Dark Zero better be awesome, considering Microsoft has been pretty much sitting on Rare for all this time to make the Xbox360's Halo-killer.

    For me, the worst game of all time (read: biggest disappointment) was Final Fantasy X-2. This is purely from a story point of view, mind you - as an actual game, it had all the usual Square polish. The story itself not only was uninteresting trite, it actually ruined Final Fantasy X for me. Kudos to Square Enix for giving the fans what they wanted - but seriously, stick to business decisions instead of fan-service.

    ...come to think of it, I also think Kingdom Hearts was awesome. I'm a sucker for crossovers I guess - the control and camera weren't perfect, but the game felt like a good Disney movie. You know, like the Lion King or Aladdin - the ones they made before they fired Roy Disney.

    Guess the Mouse and S-E do have something in common, eh?

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    hahahaha
    that rivals "Pixel Pals" as the best VG comic ever

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    Secret of Evermore was pretty shiddy
    Because Orphans Don't Have Parents

    With a username like yours, I have to ask: Where you abandoned by your parents and raised in a Orphanage? If so, that explains a lot. If not, that still explains a lot.

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