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    Good FF9 Quotes

    you know the ones that we dont all already know

    Quina
    "Must hurry. Must find yummy-yummies!"

    Quina
    "Mushroom!!!"
    "I never see this kind mushroom before!"
    "I hope it edible."

    "Pointy-headed devil!" (said to Vivi in Burmecia)

    Fratley
    "Dragon knight..."
    "Yes, I was once called that..."
    "But now, that is all I can remember..."


    You guys Post some Good ones

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    "SO weird." Eiko, to Mog, when Quina scares away the Four-armed man at Treno in disc 3.

    "My man? MY MAN?? Not even I called him that! But tough!! He and Garnet are super hot for each other!! You don't stand a chance with him!" Eiko, to Mikoto when she enquires of Zidane's whereabouts at Bran Bal.

    "Find Kuja and beat the crap out of him!!" Zidane, after Garnet loses her voice due to trauma.

    "Will you little brats just shut up?!!!" Zidane, feeling a little annoyed with himself and those around him.

    "The only scoundrels here are you and your fat queen!!" Zidane, to Beatrix in the Queen's private chamber.

    "You little bug. We could have been killed." Amarant, to Regent Cid (who was still an oglop) in his usual cold tone, after taking a very bumpy ride to Alexandria on the dysfunctional Hilda Garde 2 airship.

    "Get the hell off me you scumbag!!" Garnet, trying (unsuccessfully) to intimadate Zorn and Thorn after getting off the gargant.

    "Yo pops, I'll have the stupid special." Zidane, ordering food at Lindblum's Doom Pub in his own special, rambuxious way.
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    By far the funniest short scene in FF9 IMO:

    Steiner: You bastards!
    Thorn: Bastards we may be, but clever are we!
    Zorn: Hee hee hee!


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    "Come on, Princess. Let's ditch Sir Rustalot." Zidane trying to get Dagger away from Steiner after the play.

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    Er...well...Allrighties,I can't resist. XD

    ''No cloud,no squall shall hinder us...'' Zidane as Marcus in the Play,at the end of the game. I swear I'm still laughing that one.

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    Name of Spunky Sefie
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    You do know what spunk is right?

    *Dies lauphing again *
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    Originally posted by The Sage

    * Dies lauphing *

    You do know what spunk is right?

    *Dies lauphing again *
    I can't believe you! *Gasps.* Don't think what you shouldn't think. *Laughs.* You do know what I meant. Like,selphie doesn't run away and has the courage to carry on. Come. On. *Slaps forehead.*
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    "Hey there is a bomb behind you."
    "No there isn't."
    (and so on for a while between Zidane and Steiner)
    (Dagger) "Steiner, there is a bomb behind you."
    (Steiner turns around and sees the bomb)

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    Sorry Spunky Selphie

    * giggles *

    I realised what you ment, but still...

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    Originally posted by Meltigemini
    By far the funniest short scene in FF9 IMO:

    Steiner: You bastards!
    Thorn: Bastards we may be, but clever are we!
    Zorn: Hee hee hee!

    actually that was Zidane. Steiner had left to go help Beatrix and Freya by that point (i found a website with the whole script.)

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    "Your pretty good in a fight, we could use a guy like you" Zidane to Amerant

    A quote from Star Wars, one of two that I'm aware of in FF9

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    This one from ff9 Ithout was pretty funny.
    beatrix flys in on the red rose to help the crew on their way to bran bal

    Zidane to Steiner:Thats quite a woman you fell in love with. meaning beatrix
    Steiner to Zidane:You should talk!
    Dagger to Steiner:Whats that supposed to mean!!
    Steiner:Ahhhh!!
    and runs off

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    Eiko:
    "W-Wait!!! Don't leave me here!!!"
    "Sigh... Stuck on a branch..."
    "Betrayed by my own trusted moogle... Is this how I meet my end?"
    "Mog... I'm gonna haunt you if I die here!"
    "Oh, am I hallucinating? That person has no horn."
    "He has a tail, though."
    "Huh!?"
    "AHHH!!! Help!!!"
    "Don't eat me! I won't taste good!"
    "It's true! I taste awful!!!"

    Awww~ I loved that scene!!!!! XD

    Thatīs a quote! =D

    Kuja:
    "!!!?"

    in Alexandria! It was the first time he was somehow confused that something didnīt go according to plan...

    Conde Petie:
    Quina
    "Is very delicious shape. Inside might have fine cuisine!"

    [Quina runs inside]

    Zidane
    "Geez... All s/he ever thinks about is food."

    Dagger
    "Well, all you ever think about is girls..."
    [Dagger walks in]

    Zidane
    "Uh, that's right! My mind is filled with thoughts of...you!"

    Vivi
    "..."

    Zidane
    "..."

    [Vivi runs into the building]

    Zidane
    "Maybe I'm trying too hard..."

    Conde Petie again:
    Zidane
    "Now, hold on a sec, Dagger!"
    "Don't you get it? This is marriage, m-a-r-r-i-a-g-e!"

    Disc three, Pandemonium:
    Zidane
    "So, this must be Garland's haunted mansion..."
    "Talk about bad taste in interior decorating."
    "Alright... Time to teach this tyrant a thing or two..."

    Amarant
    "Damn hypocrite. Always talking about friendship, when you're nothing but a selfish loner."

    Kuja
    "Yes! This is the power I've longed for!!!"
    "The mighty power of souls! They assault any threat that tries to destroy them!"
    I think this quoteīs very very sad...

    Kuja
    "..."
    "H-Ha ha ha... What an interesting lie. You're telling me that my life will end soon?"
    "Ha ha ha... Nice try, Garland, but I won't fall for your silly tricks... Garland?"
    "..."
    "Garland!? Answer me!"

    "You were created to destroy. You are a mortal..."

    Kuja
    "A mortal...?"
    "...I'm finished?"
    "I don't believe you! Why would I believe such a silly story!"
    "You're telling me that I'll die soon, now that I'm more powerful than anyone?"
    "I'm gonna...die!?"
    "Lose my soul...?"
    "Ha... HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
    "What comedy! Zidane, isn't it hilarious!? I'll die just like the black mages I so despise!"
    "I single-handedly brought chaos unto Gaia, but in the end, I'm nothing but a worthless doll!"
    This is also very sad!!!! ;_;

    Kuja
    "...I won't let it happen."
    "I won't... I won't let this world exist without me!"

    Disc four, end fight:

    Kuja
    "Nice of you to come."
    "I'm surprised you beat the 4 Chaoses that I created from the crystal's memory."
    "But...you're too late."
    "Take a good look. Isn't it beautiful?"
    "It's the original crystal... This is where it all began..."
    "The birthplace of all things..."
    "Once I destroy it, everything will be gone."
    "Gaia, Terra, the universe, everything..."
    "Your lives and memories, too, of course. HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!"

    And this sentence I absolutly admire!!!

    "You stand before the final dimension, and I am the darkness of eternity..." <--- isnīt it funny?

    I also really liked the situatuion when Zidane returns into the Iifa Tree... it was so... dramatic...

    Kuja: "Iīm useless to this world!"

    Zidane: "No oneīs useless..."



    "Lady Auron"

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    Let's see, here's some more:

    "I can't believe that you bet Deathguise. Well, no matter. My time is almost up. Time to die everyone!!" Kuja, just before he fights Zidane and the party in front of the Crystal of Life.

    "I am free... free... of this terrible greed. I led... Alexandria.. down the path... of ruin. ... The .. people will be....happier... with you ... on the throne..." Queen Brahne, repenting her actions with her last dying breath, and handing over the crown to Garnet.

    "So, you think a given name has meaning? Boy, you have been bewitched by the light of the blue moon. You know nothing, and that is all." Garland, greeting Zidane on arriving on Terra.

    And I can't believe no one has posted this one yet:

    "Ooo soft." Zidane, 'accidentally' encounteirng Garnet's backside while climbing up onto the Cargo Ship.

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    "Ooo soft."
    BAH!!! The last few words of the thread! I wanted to post that!!!

    Anyway, I forget the exact words:

    Zidane: There was a great battle on the other side of this gate.

    Quina: Zindane, you smell flower, flower smell good!

    (Vivi depressed, Zindane says something about being more like Quina)

    Quina: Flower taste good!

    Also...

    Ow, hot hot hot! You bastards! (Frozen Moggle after being freed.)

    Who would have though a mogle could be so rude?

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    this is from the site where i found the entire script for FFIX
    It's set up so that if a person says multiple lines at once, they'll be listed underneath like so:

    Zidane
    "So then I went grocery shopping..."
    "And I bought a ham."
    "It needed mustard."
    Any actions, events, FMV's or descriptions of scenes will be in [ ] brackets. Example:

    Zidane
    "Time to go cook the ham. Be right back."
    [Zidane leaves the room to cook the ham]

    i just like how they described actions and stuff.

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    The save moogle in Gizamaluke's Grotto.....


    "I'm kupo for kupo nuts!!!!!!!!"

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    BEST QUOTES

    THIS IS DEFINITELY THE BEST QUOTE

    "DRAGON NIGHT..."
    "YES I WAS ONCE CALLED THAT..."
    "BUT NOW THAT IS ALL I REMEMBER..."


    BUT THE BEST QUOTE IN THE WORLD HAS TO BE

    "THERE IS NO SPOONE" - THE MATRICKS
    "There is no spoone" -The Matricks

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    FFMasterXVIII did u just say that you like nuts........

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    OMG ETURNETY U KNOW NOTHING HES NOT SAYING HE LIKES NUTS THE GUY GOES KUNTS FOR THEM GOD UR SO STUPID

    ITS OK MASTER I LIKE NUTS TOO

    WELL NOT ALL NUTS BUT I LIKE PEANUTS CUZ THEY ARE GOOD, I LIKE TO EAT THE SHELL CUZ THATS THE BEST PART

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