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we could make some really funny porn together....wait...no...that came out wrong....together we could make porn......no.........you know what i mean....we create the porn someone else performs it.....yeah....that's it.
Or we could just fuck each other up the ass and see what comes out of that.
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES PEOPLE! TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES!
This is getting desperate.
no? funny porn? dogs cats budarcs monkeys horses....you know...real juicy shit.
ooohhhkay then....let's bring out our special guest for tonight's show.........you know him as a close friend of Paul Lassiter on the hit sitcom "Spin City", James Hobert, who used to work with the great Richard Kind......ladies and gentlemen without any further ado......MISTER ALEX CHAPLIN!!!!!!!!!!
Ah yes. Juicy shit. I should google a picture of that.Originally Posted by cuckoo77
That reminds me, Cuckoo...*long monologue begins*...I took a nice, hard, juicy, dingleberry-esque dump this morning and I couldn't bear to flush it down the toilet. It was just too pretty, y'know? Do you know what I'm talking about when I say it's too pretty? It was just so...brown, you know? And...uh...
Yeah, so that Richard Kind. He's a handsome, handsome man, isn't he?
oh wow thank you thank you i've never done this kind of thing before Internet forum chat shows .....richard kind though? ha-ha okay
let me start off by saying how much i love the final fantasy games
Alex Chaplin? Where the fuck did you manage to drag him out of? A garbage can? Where the hell has he been since Spin City went off the--
OH! Hello, Mr. Chaplin!
Final Fantasy? who cares
Hi Alex. Thanks for joining us for this intellectual discussion today on "shite." I trust you had no trouble finding our thread?
um okayAlex Chaplin? Where the fuck did you manage to drag him out of? A garbage can? Where the hell has he been since Spin City went off the--
OH! Hello, Mr. Chaplin!
i get it you guys are mean funny here
So, let's begin with our first question...
Exactly how many times do you masturbate per day? With or without a sock monkey?
thanks budarc
i had no problem finding this site cuckoo got a hold of my people i agreed it sounded like fun
you guys might have a new thing going on here this internet message board talk show
it good i like it
excuse me?
what budarc is trying to say is, "what was it like to work with Richard Kind?"
what? Richard Kind? i hardly ever talk to the guy? what is going on here?
What I mean to say is, what other projects have you done since they pulled the shit plug on Spin City...uh, I mean, since it got cancelled?
Alex, you've got cool hair. Do you have any suggestions for me? I can't do a thing with my 'do.
well i've done a couple guest shots on Ugly Betty, Scrubs and Numb3rs
mostly i like to spend time with my wife, Daisy in New York
Alex, I think what all our viewers have been wondering is...
Have you ever performed fellatio on a donkey? Please feel free to elaborate...
what about Richard Kind? what was it like to work with Richard Kind?
donkeys? Richard Kind? are you guys for real? is this a joke?
Is Daisy hot? Can I have her number? Do you mind an extra "sausage" in the bedroom? You can get back to me on that one after the show...
no joke, Richard Kind's friend, this is the budarc and cuckoo show..........we aim to shoot the shit and misbehave..........now answer the question
Have Daisy and Richard Kind ever fucked? How big is Richard Kind's cock? Is Richard Kind really "kind" or is he slightly evil? How big is your cock? How big is Daisy's cock? PLEASE ELABORATE...
*shoves cyber-microphone in Alex Chaplin's face*
this is ridiculous and i don't appreciate those comments about my wife, budarc
the rest i can swallow just leave my family out of it
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