Then, suddenly, from the shadows, Batman will appear.
"Having trouble?", he'll ask, in a voice that sounds like tortured gravel.
The fap failure of a man will only be able to stare back at Batman wordlessly.
Then, the unthinkable will happen. Batman will smile. The most terrifying, inhuman smile you've ever seen in your life.
And then, he starts the sales pitch.
It must be weird to wake up, shoot the shit, then go back to bed 30 seconds later.
Tired of the same old fapping nights?
Not getting off the same way as you did before when you first learned about masturbation?
Well, don't worry kids! BECAUSE NOW THERE'S A SOLUTION!
INTRODUCING ALL THE NEW BATWOW FAP!!!
Introduced to us by CM, this BatWOW fap will have you going crazier, longer and LOUDER!!!
That's right kids! Make the most out of masturbation!
All yours for the low low price of one fapped pillow by our resident STS pillow specialist, CUCKOO!
This message is brought to you by Blue Smiley...
We'll save that for the shorter commercial that plays during the day, the one where you can get Cuckoo's Batman briefs if you're one of the first 20 callers.
We'll see if this round fares better...
Another free item...
The all-new "Catch Cloth", designed from Robin's panties!
IT ALSO TALKS TOO!
"Jebus on a Cracker, you exploded!"
"Oh Batman, you're such a playboy"
"The instruction manual taught me everything I need to know!"
"Always hold hands when you cross the street"
MF being a turd for anyone else? Took me all day just to grab Docrate's mixes.
I've mostly just been uploading today, but it's been fine! Of course, now that I've said that, I suspect everything will go to poo~
Cuckoo put the link for his cover songs in his blog post for guilty pleasures......
He was afraid of the shame.
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scratch a cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist
I was so close to finishing everybody's.
1 left for Lye.
Had 2 or 3 left from you, CM & Aden.
5 for Ndi.
and 8 left for Sparky.
I might go back to them later.
I find the feedbacks encourage people to finish....unless your a dirty pervert....then you just take forever.
I'll start grabbing the series tomorrow when I've cleaned out my movies folder.