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"There must be something in books, something we can’t imagine, to make a woman stay in a burning house... "
I haven't listened to this in two years.
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Bowie = Win.
I saw a review that said the gameplay will reflect the action of the cut scenes of the previous games and from that POV it makes a kind of sense. I'm not a MGS fan so I can happily sit and fap to Scar Jo and Wo Wo while you all get up in arms about it.
Now available in nice, cozy hobbit-sized learning aids, The Shire's "English As A Second Language for the Corrupted" is a wonderful hit for any hobbit-turned-gollum.
Learn a new word each day with these littlelings. Perfect enunciation. Learn so many words about the passionate life that is Middle-Earth. Learn about different times of the day: 'breakfast, second breakfast, elevensies, lunch, afternoon tea, supper, dinner" and so many more!
Not only for ghastly abominations of hobbits, but perfectly acceptable for Orcs, Entlings, Uruk-Hai, Cave Trolls, and espeically Elves!! Why these pint-sized halfings love the Elves that getting them to teach the English language to the Elven Tongue would more than make your money's worth as you see their miniature eyes light up and their spirit bloating with euphoric happiness.
Act now, and we'll give you another English-teaching hobbit, ABSOLUTELY FREE!!
Need a cook? Need your garden tended to? Or how about those "hard to reach" areas when you shower or bath? These little fuckers will do anything, so long as you feed them.
BUT WAIT!! THERE'S MORE!!! Call right now, and we'll throw in a free -- THAT'S RIGHT! YOU HEARD ME! FREE!!! -- invisible ring!
Don't want to take advantage of them with them knowing who you are? Put on the ring and fulfill all your desires while keeping them unaware of your doings. Perfect for when the Mrs. is away or you don't want to scare the little bugger off and have to get a new one!
Two English-teaching midgets, 1 invisibility ring, ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES!!!!
All this can be yours for 3 easy payments of 29.99, plus one haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard motherfuckin payment of 59.99!!!!
Still not satisfied? We'll give you a deranged hobbit, corrupted by the "Precious" who has multiple personalities.
Great for entertaining guests, just leave a chess board out and see what happens!
DON'T DELAY, CALL TODAY FUCKERS!!!!
Say it once, say it twice, say it how he says it and you're English vocabulary will make you just as cool as Gandalf the White, maybe even cooler!
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Before I go, heres the new GOP anthem:
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I'm on the dog and bone now.
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I like it when there's a full discog up there. I've did at least one so far (PiL) and am nearing the end of my Danzig soon.
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I'll be posting a complete discog soon.
Got two up all ready.
Got a few more desert island discs to do.
and then onto regular ol' nut suites.
Still have a nut box to do.
...and have been tempted to do some nutshells as well.
Just need the motivation to write. Just been exhausted lately.
Just want to watch tv eps and films and sleep.
and i'll probably avoid anything after scary monsters. 'cept maybe labyrinth ost, outside, and heathen...
It works when the door is open?
No, fuck it. If you get there first, go for it.
There are some things I've avoided because I know cuckoo can do them better justice that I can but otherwise I just Nut what I'm listening to.
I took today off.
the nuts are fun because you can pound em out without too much headache or time
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