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Got two up all ready.
Got a few more desert island discs to do.
and then onto regular ol' nut suites.
Still have a nut box to do.
...and have been tempted to do some nutshells as well.
Just need the motivation to write. Just been exhausted lately.
Just want to watch tv eps and films and sleep.
and i'll probably avoid anything after scary monsters. 'cept maybe labyrinth ost, outside, and heathen...
There are some things I've avoided because I know cuckoo can do them better justice that I can but otherwise I just Nut what I'm listening to.
I took today off.
the nuts are fun because you can pound em out without too much headache or time