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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Faustus View Post
    For once WeeGee on top!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bud-arc View Post
    I can't remember the last time I masturbated. Is that weird?

    It's been more than a week or so, and I haven't really thought about it, nor have I had the desire to do it.

    Or is the weird part that fact that I'm willing to admit to this on a public forum?

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    By the way, I came across this on my Christmas music hunts:



    It's a pretty bad vinyl rip, but it seems rare-ish.

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    I am and I'm sure Ndi is too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by babydoll View Post
    **sigh**

    In the spirit of trying to improve my X-Mas spirit, I decided to put up the tree. About a third of the lights won't light.

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    But, thanks to y'all, I have great music to listen to. I dl'ed both STS X-Mas albums, but have not listened Hey. Bud, Does mine fit in ok??

    **I'm a bit shy about that stuff**
    If yours was the Scrooged one them yes it flowed nicely into the next track.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marceline View Post
    There was actually a former shrine member who moved to the US for school and found himself surrounded by ladies. I told him it would happen. XD

    I am mostly fond of Love Actually because of its connection to Phineas and Ferb.
    What connection?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marceline View Post
    Olivia Olson (Marceline) sings in Love Actually I'll nominate something from her next year maybe.
    Get ready for an upper cut, you dyke!

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    Quote Originally Posted by docrate1 View Post
    Especially these days. Where are Shawn Michaels, Razor Ramon and all the good wrest...

    oh.

    you're not speaking of that raw.

    you're speaking of the other raw-ness. the one we menfolk get when too much fap is done...

    sorry

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    same here. I remember that fateful day, during exams, I took a toilet break during the test.

    I think half the university flinched when the zipper of my pants tried to circumcise me.

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    Niters; peeps !!

    FOr some reason America is crazy about having everyone circumcised.


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    I think Neg disqualified jesus and love though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Toonami Tunes View Post
    I am and I'm sure Ndi is too.
    I am! Must've missed it before. I don't know how I always do this.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Toonami Tunes View Post
    What connection?


    Same voice actors.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Toonami Tunes View Post
    FOr some reason America is crazy about having everyone circumcised.
    It originated as a method of preventing masturbation (obviously it failed). I'm not sure if they thought Jewish kids just didn't masturbate or what.

    Fun fact: this theory came from Dr. Kellogg, who is also famous for his breakfast cereals~

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Kellog
    A remedy which is almost always successful in small boys is circumcision, especially when there is any degree of phimosis. The operation should be performed by a surgeon without administering an anesthetic, as the brief pain attending the operation will have a salutary effect upon the mind, especially if it be connected with the idea of punishment, as it may well be in some cases. The soreness which continues for several weeks interrupts the practice, and if it had not previously become too firmly fixed, it may be forgotten and not resumed.
    he was a pretty creepy guy. iirc he also advocated for FGM but thankfully that didn't catch on like circumcision did.

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    I can't stand the look of an uncut cock.

    **yeesh**

    Also, NO. Do not--NOT-- now spam the thread with a shitload of uncut penises.

    NOT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cuckoo77 View Post
    Gave it a run through last night.

    Nice job, bud. I think it's nicely put together.
    Thanks. If it manages to place you in a good mood, even temporarily, then I succeeded.

    If it ends up nauseating you about the holidays even more, then I guess I failed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by babydoll View Post
    I can't stand the look of an uncut cock.

    **yeesh**

    Also, NO. Do not--NOT-- now spam the thread with a shitload of uncut penises.

    NOT.
    Way to make a guy feel unappreciated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bud-arc View Post
    Way to make a guy feel unappreciated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by babydoll View Post
    I can't stand the look of an uncut cock.

    **yeesh**

    Also, NO. Do not--NOT-- now spam the thread with a shitload of uncut penises.

    NOT.
    that require a ton of wang research I'm not all that ready for. Also just unsheathe the thing and it looks like a clipped one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Toonami Tunes View Post
    that require a ton of wang research I'm not all that ready for. Also just unsheathe the thing and it looks like a clipped one.
    I am pretty much the opposite of a penis expert, but don't they look identical when erect, minus scarring? And flaccid peen is weird looking no matter what, sorry boys~

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    Penis is fecking hilarious no matter what it looks like. It's God's joke.

    Vaj isn't much better.

    Unless you're in the mood to fuck the whole tackle is pretty ridiculous looking.
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    Why do you think some people call it "bumping uglies"?

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    Sorry, Guys. Just a personal thing, no disrespect intended.

    (I was gonna mention sharp knives and volunteers, but thought better, so I won't mention it. Ohhh)

    The only thing funnier looking than a flacid penis, is a wet, fresh from the shower flacid penis...silly ass things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by babydoll View Post
    (I was gonna mention sharp knives and volunteers, but thought better, so I won't mention it. Ohhh)
    I have a blunt rusty knife and some oily rags. I'll do whoever wants it. I'm so badass I'll even do it blindfolded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Faustus View Post
    I have a blunt rusty knife and some oily rags. I'll do whoever wants it. I'm so badass I'll even do it blindfolded.
    XD

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    Get in that feckin hole!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Faustus View Post


    Quote Originally Posted by Marceline View Post
    Fun fact: this theory came from Dr. Kellogg, who is also famous for his breakfast cereals~
    he was a pretty creepy guy. iirc he also advocated for FGM but thankfully that didn't catch on like circumcision did.
    He was also a fan of yogurt enemas.

    Quote Originally Posted by Marceline View Post
    I am pretty much the opposite of a penis expert, but don't they look identical when erect, minus scarring? And flaccid peen is weird looking no matter what, sorry boys~
    .......

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    XD
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    That's feckin wiggins.
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    Man fuck this piece of shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marceline View Post
    I am pretty much the opposite of a penis expert, but don't they look identical when erect, minus scarring? And flaccid peen is weird looking no matter what, sorry boys~
    If we ever meat in real life I'll be sure to have a hard on so as not to offend you then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Faustus View Post
    Penis is fecking hilarious no matter what it looks like. It's God's joke.

    Vaj isn't much better.

    Unless you're in the mood to fuck the whole tackle is pretty ridiculous looking.
    Penis is like Fozzie Vagina is like Sarah Silverman, hermaphrodites are like a Rob Schneider movie with Adam Sandler as his rival.

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    Quote Originally Posted by babydoll View Post
    Sorry, Guys. Just a personal thing, no disrespect intended.

    (I was gonna mention sharp knives and volunteers, but thought better, so I won't mention it. Ohhh)

    The only thing funnier looking than a flacid penis, is a wet, fresh from the shower flacid penis...silly ass things.
    It looks like we're peeing the way the water drips down form us!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Toonami Tunes View Post
    If we ever meat in real life I'll be sure to have a hard on so as not to offend you then.
    Quote Originally Posted by Chocolate Misu View Post
    <3 Guys, take note of this. Tom knows how to talk to the ladies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marceline View Post
    I am pretty much the opposite of a penis expert, but don't they look identical when erect, minus scarring? And flaccid peen is weird looking no matter what, sorry boys~
    yeah, pretty much
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    shhhhhhhh
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    Does it make sense?
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    SORCERY!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparktank View Post
    shhhhhhhh
    hangover


    In other news
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Faustus View Post
    Sparky you might like this? Fan art for TDKR.

    this makes me moist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marceline View Post
    this makes me bulge.

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    You miss me guys?



    or you missed these?????





    "Lye" would want to blow this one



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