Oddly, that wasn't even the worst thing that has happened in my life. Well, it was for him and his family obviously, but from a purely selfish perspective on my part...meh.
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Hmm...nothing I can do makes that statement non pathetic on my part...
Got hit by a car going to work once. I was on my bicycle. Busted my leg, just below the knee. I still use a cane, after 12 years..
"It's wild, Steve, WILD!"
So, feel the need to bitch? Upset about the direction your life has gone? The multitude of various morons, both here and in general getting you down? Well, then, this is the place to let it out. Rant, rave flame, whatever.
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I've got cuckoo's song on repeat. This is hilarious.
And then there was one.
Apparently I'm the only one who submitted something gross.
What's not wrong with you guys?
Christmas is NOT gross. This year, it is maddeningly depressing, morbid and sucky, but it IS a joyous occasion. Hahahahaha...cough.
no, really, why does funny HAVE to equal gross? Shows lack of imagination. You disappoint me, young one...
I submitted something gross-ish last year. I would re-submit it if I knew of a cover. Such a good song. The first time I heard it was at a live show (the day after Thanksgiving!), and it'll always be special to me because of that.
Doc: "Oh Come All Ye Faithful" by Twisted Sister & "No Presents For Christmas" by King Diamond
Tom: "Merry Fucking Christmas" by Dennis Leary
Bud: "If It Doesn't Snow On Christmas" by Joe Pesci
Tigertail: "The Cryptkeeper's Family Christmas" by The Cryptkeeper
Neg: "Father Christmas" by The Kinks
...shit-shooters grew in size since then.
The rest was all you then, huh?
I think I'll only end up with a couple of submissions myself. I got a lot more of a response than I expected.
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now I just need a large pair of breasts
Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. - Saul Williams
Helping the "decline" of humanity by not giving two fucks about old, European-style music. - some African
I listen to hip-hop, so that dead white men will spin in their graves. - a degenerate African
You want to be a shemale?
No, I would just like to sheath my cock inbetween a large pair of breasts just once in my life.
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A woman's breasts, not my own.
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No, I am not a woman.