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    Christmas arse roll. I mean... feck!

    I bought it because it was on offer and therefore cheaper than the other stuff but I hated myself for doing it.
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    the bestest piece of music ever is from temple of doom, that long suite that starts when indy, shorty and willie are walking back to the village and plays through the end credits. fucking epic shit.

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    anyone have the star trek tng porn parody? really wanna watch it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lyedecker View Post
    anyone have the star trek tng porn parody? really wanna watch it
    Bud?

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    I only watch the previews and sometimes read the scripts for that stuff.

    Someone should do a STS livestream~

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    Spoiler!

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    It's honestly pretty great. Feels like an actual episode of the show! Except porn.

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    I've never seen Scrubs so have no clue who anyone is.

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    Ah, it's probably much better if you've watched the show and can appreciate how in character everyone is written.

    Here's another one:

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    I lost my bookmarks but I know there are a couple more floating out there.

    Considering you don't actually have to script the sex scenes, I would kind of love to get the chance to write one of these ; ;

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    I am now researching getting into writing porn. WHERE HAS MY LIFE TAKEN ME ; ;

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    Life does things like that to us when we stop paying attention.

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    That only gives me more encouragement to make the dialogue absolutely amazing! Only half a dozen people will see it, but those folks will be pretty impressed.

    It'd actually be really good practice for writing spec scripts, I think! Trying to find a tv show or movie I know throughly enough to script that hasn't been done before. I watch too many cartoons. XD I have accounts at some freelancing sites that they're saying occasionally request scripts. It looks like the best way to pitch a written script is to contact directors and producers directly.

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    I still remember the Matrix porn parody. Must have it somewhere on an old CD. It was both awesome and gross at the same time.

    "And exactly how many times did he fall out the window ?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neg View Post
    FU Paul.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Marceline View Post
    It looks like the best way to pitch a written script is to contact directors and producers directly.
    Wouldn't you need an agent?

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    Even the Skrull version of John Lennon is great. Spoilers, if you ever plan to read Captain Britain:

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    My favorite part is that he doesn't transform back.

    From what I'm seeing you actually don't seem to need an agent for porn? It seems pretty easy to get into as long as you can get in contact with the right people.

    I'm only interested in writing silly parodies though, I would be terrible at writing porn in general.

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    Porn agents? No problem.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Marceline View Post
    From what I'm seeing you actually don't seem to need an agent for porn?
    I thought we'd moved on to talking about spec scripts now. My bad.

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    I love Captain Britain. Excalibur was one of the books I grew up reading.

    I would indeed need an agent for spec scripts! It's something I've read up on doing but haven't actively pursued. Like many things. Porn writing will probably be one of them, unless I come up with an idea that is really hilarious to me.

    For some reason I like it when guys wear hairbands. I think it is because I had some friends who did it in high school and I associate it with them.

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    I had some Knights of Pendragon as well. They were never bagged so they are probably showing their age now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marceline View Post
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    It's honestly pretty great. Feels like an actual episode of the show! Except porn.
    yeah. i heard the STTNG porn was actually pretty well done and true to the show and characters. honestly im less interested in the fucking and sucking than i am in the story itself. kinda like finding a "lost episode"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marceline View Post
    Ah, it's probably much better if you've watched the show and can appreciate how in character everyone is written.

    Here's another one:

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    I lost my bookmarks but I know there are a couple more floating out there.

    Considering you don't actually have to script the sex scenes, I would kind of love to get the chance to write one of these ; ;

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    I am now researching getting into writing porn. WHERE HAS MY LIFE TAKEN ME ; ;
    so...when it's time for a sex scene do u just write "they have sex"??

    does it get storyboarded?

    generally curious.

    reminds me of jack horner in boogie nights, how he took his films all seriously

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marceline View Post
    That only gives me more encouragement to make the dialogue absolutely amazing! Only half a dozen people will see it, but those folks will be pretty impressed.

    It'd actually be really good practice for writing spec scripts, I think! Trying to find a tv show or movie I know throughly enough to script that hasn't been done before. I watch too many cartoons. XD I have accounts at some freelancing sites that they're saying occasionally request scripts. It looks like the best way to pitch a written script is to contact directors and producers directly.
    i'd love to see more porn with high production value and great scripts.

    i think the people that write that stuff just don't bother to try too hard cuz they know most people are just watching it to get to the fucking

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marceline View Post
    The way Rob gets about things is very unusual. Sometimes I think he feels like he isn't allowed to like other things if he likes something else.


    Yes, this is an old comment, but I thought about that cap while I was doing other things and had to find it on my hdd. Sue me~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lyedecker View Post
    so...when it's time for a sex scene do u just write "they have sex"??

    does it get storyboarded?

    generally curious.
    In the scripts they just write that there's a sex scene, the characters that are in it, and the number it is. I assume someone must plan it out. I'd guess it's the director? The actors might have some say in it too.

    The process is probably pretty different if you're doing "HOT BLONDE GOES DOUBLE DIPPING" versus "Community: An XXX Parody".

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    Yes, this is an old comment, but I thought about that cap while I was doing other things and had to find it on my hdd. Sue me~
    I never get sick of seeing that. <3 Liking things is the best superpower.

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    Catching up now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by N-10_Aden View Post
    Catching up now.
    I was here for most of it and I cant remember half of it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by N-10_Aden View Post
    Catching up now.
    Don't do it!

    They're all perverts!!

    PERVERTS I TELL YOU!!!!

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