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[cuckoo77]

Somehow, every time we have lunch with my best friend and her class mates (we're in the same university but she's studying philosophy) we always end up talking about sex.

This time, someone mentioned a video they'd seen on the internet about this family visiting a French zoo and two monkeys climbed onto the car (in front of the windscreen) and... well, got casual. It lasted a minute, then the female left and the male fell asleep. Still on the car.

Then the conversation totally degenerated ^^

i think budarc would like to see this video. he seems to have a thing for monkeys and sex.
and conversations that degenerate are always the best
that's what this whole thread is made of....degenerated conversation.

[Laei]

i think budarc would like to see this video. he seems to have a thing for monkeys and sex.
and conversations that degenerate are always the best
that's what this whole thread is made of....degenerated conversation.

I know, that's why during the whole meal I was thinking "I must tell Budarc and Cuckoo about this XD"

Great, now I'm obsessed with this thread too...

[cuckoo77]

I know, that's why during the whole meal I was thinking "I must tell Budarc and Cuckoo about this XD"

Great, now I'm obsessed with this thread too...

LOL

it's nice to know when you talk about monkeys having sex you think of us.......i think.

[Laei]

LOL

it's nice to know when you talk about monkeys having sex you think of us.......i think.

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edit: I can't believe I just posted that ^^'

[konpriest]

I think that Michael Jackson the man died when he started changing from black to white. I believe he was either A: A voodoo zombie that was being kept alive by the spirits of all those little boys, or B: a demon (or Legion) that possessed him and his skin changing color was part of the decomposition process. I have never wished death on anyone, but I asked God to do humanity a favor and the next day "Micheal Jackson Died", I don't know...seems strangely coincidental.

[cuckoo77]

I think Michael Jackson should be left out of this thread.

[cuckoo77]

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edit: I can't believe I just posted that ^^'

wow.

just wow.

i love how the one is just fast asleep and suddenly his "partner" walks up and they just start going at it.

why doesn't that happen to me?.........................with humans...not a monkey.

[cradub]

Hey guys!

Wow I haven't posted in aaaaages XD

Ages? Wasn't it just yesterday? Maybe it just feels like ages because of how many pages transpired in your absence.

Ok, here is how my day went:

woke up, turned on computer, saw that Michael Jackson was dead. (still can't really believe it... I mean, this guy was supposed to live forever right?)

Yes, a veritable Peter Pan, right?

had lunch with my best friend, as always conversation ended up being about sex, and monkeys

Whoa, whoa, whoa...sex with monkeys?

[cradub]

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edit: I can't believe I just posted that ^^'

Laei, you crossed the line!

[Laei]

Laei, you crossed the line!

Do I get a reward? XD

[cuckoo77]

*cuckoo hands Laei a cookie*

our budget is tight.....but it's a good cookie

[cradub]

Do I get a reward? XD

Yes. Yes, you do.

A budarc & cuckoo sketch!

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[cuckoo77]

Yes. Yes, you do.

A budarc & cuckoo sketch!

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lol....a budarc & cuckoo sketch indeed.

[Laei]

Yes. Yes, you do.

A budarc & cuckoo sketch!

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I... think I like Cuckoo's cookie better ^^

[cuckoo77]

I... think I like Cuckoo's cookie better ^^

well...the cookie and the sketch go hand in hand............one hand cookie....the other hand---um...well.......yeah......mmmm....good cookie.

[cradub]

You're not missing much from the uncensored version, by the way. Only in the last shot a bunch of fake jism explodes.

Pretty amusing, though, what you come up with when you search "caught masturbating" on YouTube. Check out this yahoo...

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[cuckoo77]

was....was...wasn't that you, budarc?

[cradub]

Guilty.

Well, I'll see you yahoos later! Gotta go!

Keep up with the monkey sex videos...good stuff.

[cradub]

This time, someone mentioned a video they'd seen on the internet about this family visiting a French zoo and two monkeys climbed onto the car (in front of the windscreen) and... well, got casual. It lasted a minute, then the female left and the male fell asleep. Still on the car.

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So I just watched the video again (not much else going on around here), and it didn't even last a minute! It was 7 seconds tops, which is one more second than my own personal record. Damn baboons...

[Laei]

So I just watched the video again (not much else going on around here), and it didn't even last a minute! It was 7 seconds tops, which is one more second than my own personal record. Damn baboons...

For my defence, I had not seen the vid prior to that conversation... Sorry if a few details got changed ^^

[cuckoo77]

So I just watched the video again (not much else going on around here), and it didn't even last a minute! It was 7 seconds tops, which is one more second than my own personal record. Damn baboons...

perhaps this is more to your liking.......drunk monkeys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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6 seconds though? 6 seconds, budarc? ouch.

[cradub]

Damn, you guys were still here this whole time? What were you doing, lying in wait?



EDIT: If you type in "masturbating monkey" on YouTube, you'll get quite the surprise. I won't post that video here, though. Even I have my standards...

[cuckoo77]

sitting behind the one bush, waiting to pounce first chance i got............but you threw me off with that monkey sex better than you comment
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[cradub]

Um, I think I know what bush you're behind, cuckoo.



The stockings are a dead giveaway.

[cuckoo77]

dammit.

perhaps next time i will hide naked....then see if you can see me......