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    the great panda bear debate (SERIOUS THREAD)

    HOW DID PANDA BEARS EVOLVE??

    After all they are Marsupials and not real Bears. They serve no purpose. You cannot ride them like a Camel or horse. People do not eat them for food.

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    People do eat them for food: [Hidden link. Register to see links.] -- They have many predators, such as tigers, bears, wolves. They keep the bamboo forests in check. You probably could ride them, they are just so lazy that there's no point. And they are smart enough to not fall for the carrot on a stick method, they'd just reach up and grab the stick.


    How did they evolve? Manipulation of their thumbs, of course!

    I assume we are talking about giant pandas and not those shit little red ones which are raccoons. YOU CAN'T FOOL ME RED PANDA.

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    Get out of here, Ego.
    Because Orphans Don't Have Parents

    With a username like yours, I have to ask: Where you abandoned by your parents and raised in a Orphanage? If so, that explains a lot. If not, that still explains a lot.

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    go to bed, chew.

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    May be they were meat-eaters at the beginning same as bears nowadays and their preys were all gone for some reasons. They had to give up on meat and bamboo became their food. Just guessing, who knows.

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    What are they good for? Asian goodies.



    No, seriously. Pandas are highly specialized, and they are almost impossible to breed in captivity. Why nature chose to create them, I do not know, but no species is useless.

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    Pandas are pretty much useless, bro.

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    They give good laughs. With specific mention to that Sneezing panda video on YouTube.
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    Allopatric speciation.

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    Remember that show about Koalas on Nickelodeon? That was pretty cool!

    Oh, damn, this thread is about Pandas =/

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    I <3 pandas!

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    What do human related purposes have to with evolution?
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    that is a dumb question.

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    No it isn't. You asked how pandas evolved and then decided to throw in a statement about their use to us. What does their evolution have to do with what benefit they offer humans?

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    (SERIOUS THREAD)

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    We have failed, already. Predictably.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarosik View Post
    No it isn't. You asked how pandas evolved and then decided to throw in a statement about their use to us. What does their evolution have to do with what benefit they offer humans?
    it should be pretty clear.

    if it's not, ask a scientist. i don't have time to explain evolution to you okay.

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    You're a fucking idiot.

    I understand evolution. You seem to fail to realise that the evolution of a panda (or any animal for that matter) has absolutely no relation to human application. A horse did not evolve to be a vehicle for us, we just happened to make use of it.

    Your smarmy attempts to belittle people are also pathetic.

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    jarosik, you are dumb.

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    look i have this friend named cassie she is going to work for nasa and she is like a triple black belt in biology i'll have her come and explain it

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    Quote Originally Posted by udö View Post
    jarosik, you are dumb.
    Fuck you faggot.

    Quote Originally Posted by effulgent lovemuffin View Post
    look i have this friend named cassie she is going to work for nasa and she is like a triple black belt in biology i'll have her come and explain it
    Explain what? Last I looked, you were asking about the evolution of pandas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarosik View Post
    Fuck you faggot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by udö View Post
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    < Krabboss > STOP TRYING TO SOUND SMART SUJI YOU'RE A RETARD

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    I assume the Grand Panda Position of the Ancients and demonstrate the evolution of pandas.

    ...

    Also jarosik is a turd.

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    This whole thread is , miscommunication turned into what I can only assume is sarcastic quips. Why don't we all just
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