"Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinate article "a dildo" never "your dildo"" Fight Club
"Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say `nee' at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history." Monty Python
"I wave my private parts at your aunties, you heaving lot of second-hand electric donkey bottom biters. English bedwetting types. I burst my pimples at you and call your daughter an unrequested silly thing. You tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you. I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough whopper! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!" Monty Python.