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COCONUT MILK
03-06-2010, 07:30 PM
i don't understand

Darth Revan
03-06-2010, 07:38 PM
Another pointless thread, which will turn into just a flamefest.

CC
03-06-2010, 07:39 PM
i don't understand

You should've been shot off in the trash as a sperm.

Edmond Dantes
03-06-2010, 07:59 PM
You should've been shot off in the trash as a sperm.

Totally EPIC, and totally fucking agree!

CC
03-06-2010, 08:02 PM
Totally EPIC, and totally fucking agree!

Heh ;)

Edmond Dantes
03-06-2010, 08:02 PM
people are stupid.

CC
03-06-2010, 08:05 PM
people are stupid.

Got that right bro!

Edmond Dantes
03-06-2010, 08:10 PM
Got that right bro!

if I was a serial killer - and i'm not, but if i was - i would ether some idiots, then put them in a sound proof room, split open their bellies, pull their intestines out, cook them, and make them eat them.

CC
03-06-2010, 08:14 PM
if I was a serial killer - and i'm not, but if i was - i would ether some idiots, then put them in a sound proof room, split open their bellies, pull their intestines out, cook them, and make them eat them.

Good thing they can hide behind their precious computers is all I have to say :D

Darth Revan
03-06-2010, 08:16 PM
if I was a serial killer - and i'm not, but if i was - i would ether some idiots, then put them in a sound proof room, split open their bellies, pull their intestines out, cook them, and make them eat them.

Watch the anime 'Genocyber'... actually has a guy disemboweled... thing is, he wakes up, looks down and sees he's split open from neck to groin, with all his insides hanging on hooks, yet still connected to him.

COCONUT MILK
03-06-2010, 09:00 PM
you guys are all pretty not smart

VIRUS PIG
03-07-2010, 07:30 AM
C3nt3rcor3 and "Edmond Dantes" sucking each others dicks once again.
And Death's Head seems to have no idea whats really going on here.

Anyway, where is Neg? I feel like pinching his ass.

Darth Revan
03-07-2010, 07:38 PM
It's a pointless thread, hence mindless insanity ensues.

And my second post was referring to a anime, which I recalled due to Edmond Dantes earlier post in this thread, which is why I included his post in [quote]. Didn't you see that?

supdup
03-31-2010, 05:13 AM
Is it me or does this threads title make absolutely no sense?

Kayfabe
03-31-2010, 04:09 PM
It makes great sense... On the other hand I am predisposed to automatically not like you due to the rampaging fanboyism I can see all over your avatar and signature. Also this thread is old why are you posting in it.

TheKev
03-31-2010, 04:28 PM
Does Lightning wear any flannel attire or a mullet at anytime during the course of the game?

supdup
04-01-2010, 04:37 AM
It makes great sense... On the other hand I am predisposed to automatically not like you due to the rampaging fanboyism I can see all over your avatar and signature. Also this thread is old why are you posting in it.

For starters it was like 5th/6th one down so I really didn't look at the date. Anything in bold to me means its not too old to post in it. Secondly, I'm not a FFVII fanboy i'm more of a crisis core fan boy and 3rdly how does it make sense, i still don't get what this thread is about! Try not to judge people on their avatars/signatures. Try not to judge at all but if you have to judge, judge them on their posts

RikkuYunaRinoa
04-01-2010, 10:33 AM
It makes great sense... On the other hand I am predisposed to automatically not like you due to the rampaging fanboyism I can see all over your avatar and signature. Also this thread is old why are you posting in it.
I once had an account here called Omnislash89

Wanna throw down?

Neg
04-06-2010, 08:06 PM
Heard someone wanted a piece of my derrière~

Fang and Vanille are the lesbians, mang.

Enkidoh
04-07-2010, 01:26 AM
Normally I resist the urge to post mindless drivel, but I couldn't help but indulge myself just this once.

*commencing spam*

Neg's sig is pure win. :D

On the subject of the FFXIII ladies, Fang owns everyone else in FFXIII. Even Lightning. That is all. :D

*Spam end. Regular posting habits will now resume* ;)

Neg
04-07-2010, 10:27 AM
tyty :)

I'm surprised at how much I like every single playable character. I can't really say that about any other FF, even VI! (sorry, Mog)

thejobloshow
05-08-2010, 06:41 PM
On a related note. Here's a very unflattering image from EncyclopediaDramatica...
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A lot of gender bending in FFXIII...

Neg
05-08-2010, 09:03 PM
She's Squall 2.0

Makes me glad VIII didn't have voice acting, ngl.

topopoz
05-08-2010, 10:56 PM
On a related note. Here's a very unflattering image from EncyclopediaDramatica...
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A lot of gender bending in FFXIII...

Motomu Toriyama asked Nomura to make a "feminine" version of Cloud...

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EGM: What can you tell us about the heroine of FFXIII?
Motomu Toriyama: We can't tell you all the details, unfortunately. Looking at the history of the FF series, there were already female main characters, like in FFVI, FFX, and FFX-2. This time, one of the characteristics of this heroine is that she's not that feminine. I tried to make her someone very strong, independent. When I asked Mr. Nomura to design this character, I requested someone like a female version of Cloud from FFVII.

Surely there's a lot of FanDumb around the Net, that didn't do the research.

CC
05-09-2010, 01:02 PM
Man, looks like somebody hates Cloud and Lightning.

Byrd
05-09-2010, 08:11 PM
I hate clouds and lightning. However, thunder is cool with me.

Neg
05-09-2010, 09:55 PM
I've always wonder why they've chosen to call lightning spells Thunder in a number of the games.

Thunder doesn't hurt you! It's just sound!

Enkidoh
05-09-2010, 10:45 PM
Probably because it takes less space to write in Roman letters in the English versions - in earlier FF games, due to programming limitations this problem caused a number of humorous typos: remember Fenix Downs in FFVI? :p

Neg
05-09-2010, 10:47 PM
I prefer Fenix Downs, and Tinctures. I really love Life1, Life2, Life3. None of this Life, Lifa, Lifega shizz, tyvm.

VI should be the basis of everything :p

Scryer
05-09-2010, 11:34 PM
When has there ever been a lifega =P ? I know what you mean though.

Neg
05-09-2010, 11:44 PM
Ew they called it ReRaise. That's even worse ;;

Doesn't even make any sense. At least the -a, -ga, -ja endings were faux-Latin.

Techchild
05-11-2010, 06:01 PM
I would thunder3 Fang with My Ultima and shove my Adamantoise up her Shiva while Lightning and Vanille looked on in fascination and began tounging each others Alexanders.

Lightniing and Vannile are lez, Fang is straight, eveyone else is gahAY!!

Neg
05-11-2010, 06:10 PM
How do you figure Fang is straight?

I'll assume you're using gay in the pejorative sense for the others, and won't make obvious statements.

Goren
05-11-2010, 06:53 PM
It goes like this Light likes Snow, Snow likes Serah, Vanille is lesbian for Serah and Fang, and is totally into Hope and Sazh, Hope likes Vanille, and Light and Snow are like a bigger sister/brother to Hope. Sazh is the cool customer, the old man, knows his shit.

Is that accurate or am I wrong?


HAHAHAHA



Shame on you if you take any of that seriously... I am just sayin' hehehe! :D

Neg
05-11-2010, 06:54 PM
SnowxHope. Don't front.

Sazh is more a father figure to Vanille, but everything else I basically agree with, Allen.

This can totally be the shipping thread.

Goren
05-11-2010, 06:58 PM
Yup. You are right.... what was I thinking Sazh and Vanille relationship is like Father Daughter.

Shame on me.

Techchild
05-12-2010, 02:07 AM
How do you figure Fang is straight?

I'll assume you're using gay in the pejorative sense for the others, and won't make obvious statements.

Actually I was just mocking the thread....

Neg
05-12-2010, 11:02 AM
This is acceptable, given who the OP is.

Techchild
05-13-2010, 10:31 AM
Wouldn't matter either way tbh.

Though if your interested in how much detail Square went to in this game

Plot detail spoiler inside.
Fang - Black thng
Claire - Grey Boxers
Vannile - Nothing ( which is amazing when you consider the short length of her skirt )

You can check for yourselves in a small cave on disc 3.

Neg
05-13-2010, 11:13 AM
That wasn't because of what it's about. It's because you shared a piece of information a certain someone here is going to flip out over. I don't want him spoilered to

Light's real name. He's a HUGE Claire Redfield fan

Goren
05-13-2010, 01:16 PM
You can check for yourselves in a small cave on disc 3.

I laughed.

Neg
05-13-2010, 02:51 PM
Me too. Oh Xbox and your dvds~

Techchild
05-13-2010, 03:34 PM
FF13 is the best prawn ever lol

Techchild
05-15-2010, 04:52 PM
News Flash. Turns out Vannile is waering pink. Oerba, now known as p3rv paradise!!

And before anyone asks, I have no life..

Scryer
05-15-2010, 10:12 PM
News Flash. Turns out Vannile is waering pink. Oerba, now known as p3rv paradise!!

And before anyone asks, I have no life..

Glad that was sorted out =P .

Why did the title of this thread change, out of curiosity?

Neg
05-15-2010, 10:16 PM
Because CM was being a troll and I wanted it to have a legitimate title.

Scryer
05-15-2010, 11:50 PM
Because CM was being a troll and I wanted it to have a legitimate title.

It's such a robotic title =P .

It's like a term that you would search up in the glossary of a law textbook. Not trying to be mean; it cracks me up; just sayin'.

Neg
05-15-2010, 11:59 PM
I wanted it to be more serious than it was. So I've achieved half of my goal, at any rate. We can take this more seriously than CM, and that's the whole battle.

It's the same subject, but the intentions are different.

CC
05-16-2010, 06:36 PM
Long as CM's gone, I'm happy :D

supdup
05-18-2010, 06:58 AM
who is this CM? Didn't Perfume make this thread?

CC
05-18-2010, 08:37 AM
Nah, it was made by fucktard COCONUT MILK (a.k.a. CM). Luckily he's banned now, but I think Perfume was an alternate ID of his (its?). He/she/it created several threads of total retardation in this section and many others, but for some reason they're not being closed.

Neg
05-18-2010, 12:15 PM
They share a history (and have shared accounts), but are not the same person. Let's move on with the thread.

Techchild
05-18-2010, 03:52 PM
Righty-o-then, Why does snow have such a massive HP buff? Is it something to do with and Dysley having fisticuffs throughout the game?

Enkidoh
05-18-2010, 04:31 PM
The guide just says that he has the highest HP in the game, which I guess is tied in with him relying on hand to hand combat (a la the traditional FF 'Monk' Job, which usually has very high HP and relies on unarmed combat, well, at least in FFXI it does).

Or maybe I'm just reading too much into it. :p

Neg
05-18-2010, 05:56 PM
He's the best SEN in the game, it makes sense they'd give him that much HP (or, he's the best because he has that much HP, either way). It'll be interesting to try Perfect Sentinel mode, with Vanille being one of the SENs ;)

Techchild
05-18-2010, 11:57 PM
Already done it. She can't do a thing unless you control her yourself.

Neg
05-19-2010, 01:55 AM
Does that even matter? I figured she just needed to be one for it to work.

Techchild
05-19-2010, 07:38 AM
Nope, she just casts 'Challenge' over and over again. Its like using Snow as a synergist, It just looks pretty.>.<

Neg
05-19-2010, 09:29 AM
Outside of my special Combat Clinic, I've yet to use people outside their specializations. I figured with how successful that is, people'd be competent. Guess not.

Techchild
05-19-2010, 12:34 PM
Yeah, The game is pretty messed up. Outside of their respective roles the characters are little more than monster food:(