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migetsu
03-25-2002, 09:44 AM
What would you do?????

Yeast & Stuff
03-25-2002, 09:55 AM
I'd shit my pants. Actually, I's ask him to teach me his swordsmanship skills.

Tekno
03-25-2002, 09:58 AM
I would move this to the correct forum and ask what is so hard about posting in the correct forum ;)
Off you go evil thread, to the FF7 domain!

sephiroth(ff7)
03-25-2002, 10:00 AM
mug and stel his sword and add it to my collection of swords hahahah

Crystal_Aeris
03-25-2002, 10:16 AM
probably run away screaming like a girl...

but then i remembered how cool he is and thought i oughta ask for his autograph... and where he has his hair done... i like the silver...

Dr. Lucien Sanchez
03-25-2002, 12:19 PM
I would ask for his autograph, it's the second best thing you could do compared to stealing his sword, but then he'll probably catch up to me and kill me.

SSJ
03-25-2002, 02:01 PM
Not another one of these threads. Anyway It isn't possible that it could even happen, but anyway, I would probably talk to hima bit, dunno what about tho.

Meph
03-25-2002, 02:34 PM
ask him about his chicks, and whether he thought about doing a problems page

"as far as i can tell, the only solution to your prob is to use a large sword"

TimeMatrix
03-25-2002, 06:01 PM
Try and steal the masamune and put it on eBay :D !!

Divine Strike
03-25-2002, 06:29 PM
I would ask him to teach me how to use a sword the way he does then i would steal it and kill him.........then i would be the Greatest Swordsman in the world....hahahahahaha:notgood:

~Annah~
03-25-2002, 07:05 PM
id prolly try to kiss him. then id ask him to join me on my quest to enslave the human race. then we could rule over the world together forever!
Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha!
ohh, i love you, Sephy
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Vicious
03-25-2002, 08:03 PM
i wouldnt try to rob him, he would probably slaughter me with supernova or something (or just trip me and kick me in the shins)

id make the best out of the situation and get his autograph. Then go back to school, and rub it in my friends faces and say, "i got sephiroth's autograph you mofo's!,hahahahahahah".

once again i must remind you that my life is bland....

toocool223
03-25-2002, 09:19 PM
come on you guys this is Sephiroth. i would say, oh my god its cloud behind yo, then he would pull out his sword and turn aroun. then i'd laugh in his face, and while his face turned red and sweat ran down his face cuz he was pissed i'd take his sword and run like hell.

Anima Relic
03-26-2002, 01:33 AM
you do realize this thread isn't to be taken literally. quite frankly, if i met sephiroth i'd probably shit a brick. That long ass sword would be enough for me to run my ass away.

Kie
03-26-2002, 02:31 AM
I'm being literal here. I'd literally slice my sword through his stomach when he's off guard saying how powerful he is. Then it's goodbye head.:lol

ultima weapon
03-26-2002, 03:25 PM
well i've planed out in my head what would happen {its a shame that all of the FF charaters are just little pixals}:( anyway i think this would happen......
{see sephiroth and run up to him}
ME:HI
SEP:.......!?
Me:soooo can i have your sword
SEP: HELL NO
Me: o.k....... soooooo do you have a girlfriend
Sep:even if you did i would'nt tell you!
ME: oh comeon! im sure you have feelings for aeires i mean didn't you like her at all
SEP: THAT GIRL WAS A NOSEY BRAT SHE KEPT INTERFERING WITH MY PLANS IM GLAD I STABED HER
ME: ok i get it no girl would like you cos ur just damn ugly
SEP:{get out his sword} now listen hear......................i do have a girl f....................
ME: a girl friend really who is she
SEP: if i tell you then will you keep it a secret........alright her name is......*WHAM*
ME:ha! i can't belive you didn't see the frying pan in my hand{steals sword and matereia}YES I HAVE YOUR YOUR SWORD AND MATEIREA MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!{ sephiroth gets up and grabs me by the neck and well...........................sorry can't tell you what happens next u gotto guess}

SeksToyCloud
03-26-2002, 05:01 PM
I think it would be funner to like, poke him with a stick and make him POP!!! But seeing as how that wasn't an option... The bastard shall die!!!

Bahamut892
03-26-2002, 08:46 PM
try to kill him and take his sword :p

Sephiroth6
03-27-2002, 03:17 PM
:p I would steal his sword then run as fast as I can with it. Then I would kick his ass for what he did to Aeris. :D

steven
03-27-2002, 05:15 PM
I would find a gun point it at him and shout

"hey sephy"

and when he turns aroung shot him in the head and take his sword and materia for what he did to aeris

~Annah~
03-27-2002, 05:56 PM
you guyz are so mean! i'll save you, sephy!
*stands in front of her life size cardboard cut out of Sephy*
i wont let them get you!

SeksToyCloud
03-27-2002, 06:47 PM
*finds the real Sephy, swipes his undies, and pokes him with a sitck on his caboose* Heh heh... Nice tighty whities Sephy! I'll just add this to my collection of undies I've stolen from other video game bishies...

Zachary
03-29-2002, 08:57 AM
I'd ask for his autograph if he takes out his sword i Run. Or maybe i'd hit him in the cock, then steal his sword

Drea
03-29-2002, 10:07 AM
All of the above... :D

Then I would avenge Aeris. (Of course)

dr.chaos
04-02-2002, 11:39 AM
I'd try to steal his masamune!but ofcourse he would punk me out!......DAMMIT sephiroth!!! you have to sleep sometime!and when you do... the swords mine!!

Raiden
04-02-2002, 02:47 PM
One of four things:

1. S**t myself
2. Run
3. Ask for his autograph
4. Ask him if he can teach me how to be an excellent swordsman like he is.

I wouldn't both trying to steal his sword, or else I would end up in the morge (sp?)!

Robin
04-02-2002, 03:02 PM
i'd ask him to teach me his superiér destructive moves.But i think h'd kick my ass.:eye:

Koenma
04-02-2002, 11:00 PM
Well, I'd ask him why he killed Aeris even though I already know...and if he tried to kill me, I guess I'd die....that's what I get for being stupid...:uh?:

Otherwise, I'd ask him for his autograph....I hate him for killing Aeris, but other than that, I'm pretty much like him..but I love Aeris.......but I love Garnet more ;)

Angel Aeris
04-04-2002, 11:07 AM
Guy is so god damn sexy, but I hate him to the death for what he did to Cloud and Aeris... So:


First I would ask if he treats all his girlfriends like Aeris. If he saies yes I would say 'Oh my god! That's cool!' so he doesn't try to blow me up or something... Then I would ask his autograph and when I get it,´I scream 'Oh my god! It's Cloud behind you!' And when he turns around I try to steal his sword... If it works I would try to kill him with that. If THAT doesn't work I would try to calm him down and change the subject by asking about his hair. If THAT doesn't work I would run and scream like hell and hide somewhere, if he hasn't already killed me... :D

Bahamut ZERO
04-05-2002, 09:58 AM
The first thing I'd do is speak softly... Then I'd take him down the pub for a couple of pints. I'd start up a bar fight and hide behind him as he cuts everyone to pieces.

I'd try to make friends with the guy and try to turn him away from the dark side (poor use of a line from a classic film, I know.) If I couldn't, then I'd try to work out how to keep myself alive.

Tifa10k
04-06-2002, 02:23 AM
cast "Final heaven" on him and mug his Masamune ;)

PTM
04-06-2002, 02:31 AM
This is what'd happen I bet:

Me: ...hey... aren't you that guy... you know..
Seph: ....Sephiroth... the great Sephiroth...
Me: Yes.... yes that's right... I remember now...
Seph: HAHAHA YOU SHALL REMEMBER! BECAUSE I SHALL BECOME ONE WITH THE LIFESTREAM AND THEN I WILL (goes off on some tirade about how he will enslave the world)
Me: ..........oh....oh just shut up.
Seph: ... AND THEN I'D GO AND I'D ABSORB THE....
Me: .... I said shut up....
Seph: ... JENOVA IS MY MOM AND WE'D END UP KILLING YOU AND....
Me: I SAID SHUT UP YOU STUPID MOFO!!!!!!!!!!

And then I'd whip out my double Desert Eagle .50's with laser sights and fire the entire clip from both guns into his chest.

And then I'd stop, panting and full of sweat, staring at the body I just blasted through the wall... I'd then bend down, take his sword, and then break it over my knee and drag his body off to be sold to Shinra for the 1 billion gil bounty.



... ah the life of a bounty hunter....

- PTM

Tifa10k
04-06-2002, 02:42 AM
he may put his Masamune through your chest before you could touch your Desert Eagle ... :D

auronsgirl
04-07-2002, 08:46 AM
I'd have auron go and beat him up with his Masamune!

freak
04-07-2002, 09:38 AM
I would try to steal his sword and kill him with it.

Riana
04-08-2002, 06:39 AM
First, I would take his hand and comfort him. Try to have a heart-to-heart, hearing out all his feelings, his pains......

Then I'd cuddle up next to him. *sigh*
We'd realise how happy we were together so Sephiroth would wisk me away to a peaceful home...:D

migetsu
04-09-2002, 01:59 AM
Originally posted by Jade
First, I would take his hand and comfort him. Try to have a heart-to-heart, hearing out all his feelings, his pains......

Then I'd cuddle up next to him. *sigh*
We'd realise how happy we were together so Sephiroth would wisk me away to a peaceful home...:D

How sweet:Sad: :Sad:
Boehoeoe

Memory Angel
04-09-2002, 03:01 AM
I'd challenge him to a sword fight. We'd be swiping away at eachother - but I'd know hed win - and he knocks the sword out of my hand. I'd conveniantly fall into his arms, and he'd....he'd..

*blushes*

but I voted nick his sword, coz it rocks.

fireball
04-09-2002, 11:12 PM
well...none of these options...

well mostly likely, if i meet him in a bar(or somewhere where i could be drunk), i'd be "Sup?" and notice he's sephiroth...and since i'll be drunk off my ass, i'd give him some fat mama jokes (cuz Jenova so WIDE!!) and i'd run away...but stumble while doing so...and then i would roll my eyes. :D

im 16 by the way.....

FoRx
04-10-2002, 02:44 PM
First I'd ask who does his hair, then I'd ask him to teach my TBRPG character, Kiyito, how to be even more of a bad ass mofo. =D

thehotmageaeris
07-17-2006, 04:19 PM
I'd challenge him to a sword fight. We'd be swiping away at eachother - but I'd know hed win - and he knocks the sword out of my hand. I'd conveniantly fall into his arms, and he'd....he'd..

*blushes*

but I voted nick his sword, coz it rocks.


Very similar to what I'd do XD I'd challenge him to a fight and offer up the suggestion on whoever loses buys the winner a drink. Of course, he'll win, and I'll take him to a bar and buy him a drink. But I'll spike it and drag him home with me! XD Mwahahahahahhahah!!!

Van Finel
07-17-2006, 04:24 PM
The post before you was posted on 04-10-2002, 02:44 PM. I doubt they'll respond.

good idea about getting seph drunk

and welcome to FFS

ROKI
07-17-2006, 04:36 PM
The last option is smart

Desert Wolf
07-17-2006, 04:49 PM
What would you do?????

Id fuck him with a rake.

Swedish Fish
07-17-2006, 07:56 PM
I'd ask him how his mother is doing.

BizarroSephiroth
07-18-2006, 07:05 AM
I'd kick him in the shins and RUN!!!!

Ultimetal
07-18-2006, 09:44 AM
I'd ask him why the fuck he has a sword twice the size of him.

Redbat
07-18-2006, 10:00 AM
I would make teh babies with him.

Shuriken
07-18-2006, 08:47 PM
I'd rape his cat.

FF1WithAllThieves
07-18-2006, 09:09 PM
I would say, "Hey, motherfucker."

Mailbox
07-18-2006, 09:54 PM
I'd put glue in his hair and call him a toaster oven.

Hex Omega
07-19-2006, 04:22 AM
I'd point and laugh at his pathetic costume, impratical sword, and ask how his mother is.

fastidious percolator
07-19-2006, 06:36 AM
I'ld move my hands all around him, saying "Can't touch you, can't get mad, can't touch you, can't get mad!".

Meet the Jim
07-19-2006, 06:45 AM
I'd be really confused and run away thinking, "oh god, it finally happend, this is the end of my sanity"

Awesome_Bryan
07-20-2006, 01:43 AM
I'd say:

Yo Sephiroth, ya mama so old she was contained in a geological stratum for 2000yrs and was subsequently used as a research specimen.

Desert Wolf
07-20-2006, 06:35 AM
I'd say:

Yo Sephiroth, ya mama so old she was contained in a geological stratum for 2000yrs and was subsequently used as a research specimen.

I have to use that at some point....

Awesome_Bryan
07-20-2006, 06:57 AM
I have to use that at some point....

Quite catchy eh!

Desert Wolf
07-20-2006, 06:58 AM
What could you say back to that eh? lol

Awesome_Bryan
07-20-2006, 07:01 AM
eh? eh? eh? ...im lost now lol=)

cloud_644
07-20-2006, 11:12 AM
I'd ask him w2ho does his hair. I need a bit of hair-styling skills from this guy!