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Rock Lee
12-15-2006, 03:18 PM
I'd bang her so hard that she couldn't even shit right.Hell she wouldn't be able to walk right.

ArtOfGlorY
12-15-2006, 03:20 PM
I think I'd pray to god for a real girlfriend.

TeknoBlade
12-15-2006, 03:36 PM
I think I'd pray to god for a real girlfriend.

lol pwnt

"puberty ftw" Rock Lee?

Chrissss
12-15-2006, 03:39 PM
wow. your the kind of ass-tard that makes people jump on NORMAL ff7 fans.

Mailbox
12-15-2006, 03:57 PM
There's a right way to shit?

What exactly is the wrong way?

Denny
12-15-2006, 04:00 PM
There's a right way to shit?

What exactly is the wrong way?

Well, they say having a shit on a college radiator is wrong. :(

Mailbox
12-15-2006, 04:02 PM
I'm pretty sure shitting in your pants is wrong, but there's plenty of places where you shouldn't shit. No mention of how.

Is there a special strategy I should know about for the right way?

Denny
12-15-2006, 04:04 PM
Shitting in a strangers mouth is wrong in most places also.

TeknoBlade
12-15-2006, 04:04 PM
There's a right way to shit?

What exactly is the wrong way?

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Chrissss
12-15-2006, 04:04 PM
I assume what he meant was shitting normal, as opposed to how wrong shed shit after. but Rock lee, I didnt know hands could shit.or walk.

Also, that was one of THE funniest south parks. disturbingly funny though..

Mailbox
12-15-2006, 04:06 PM
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Right or Wrong? :laugh:

Valerie Valens
12-16-2006, 04:33 AM
I lolled hard at this.

Denny
12-16-2006, 05:32 PM
But to get back on topic...

I`d try and shove my head up her twat.

yuffie97
12-20-2006, 11:02 AM
I'd bang her so hard that she couldn't even shit right.Hell she wouldn't be able to walk right.

lol, ur stupid did u know?
go and mastrubate with ur mum.

Mr Jack
12-21-2006, 04:39 AM
I'd bang her so hard that she couldn't even shit right.Hell she wouldn't be able to walk right.

so you like banging peeps up the old crapper do ya??

hmm, nice thought.....too much info though...


WHOA - a really bad image just <b>pooped</b> (lol) into my head and i cant get it out....
i would share but i dont want to have to pay for your therapy...

Lil' Sain
12-21-2006, 11:48 PM
yea a 2d pixallated 2inch high girl friend

J. Peterman
12-21-2006, 11:50 PM
THIS THREAD IS A+

Kefka
12-23-2006, 09:40 PM
yea a 2d pixallated 2inch high girl friend

Dumbass, Tifa was in FVII, which was 3-dimensional with polygons, not pixels.<br>But yeah, not so attractive in the game.

Kefka
12-23-2006, 09:41 PM
THIS THREAD IS A+

Lil' Sain
12-24-2006, 05:00 AM
Dumbass, Tifa was in FVII, which was 3-dimensional with polygons, not pixels.<br>But yeah, not so attractive in the game.

I guess thats the most surrportive thing you've ever said to me.

Kefka
12-24-2006, 04:44 PM
Lol. Keep typing like this (highly recommened).

Penguin
12-24-2006, 10:02 PM
lol, ur stupid did u know?
go and mastrubate with ur mum.

Why don't you learn to spell before you call someone who can spell stupid.

Seiryuu
12-25-2006, 10:56 PM
Why does everyone think that "your mom" is the new insult?

J. Peterman
12-25-2006, 11:47 PM
sorry man i'm sick

jiro
12-25-2006, 11:51 PM
Lay off the porno, boy

Kefka
12-26-2006, 07:10 AM
The FFVII section is dying.














The entire Final Fantasy section is dying.

Lil' Sain
12-29-2006, 09:00 PM
It's people like rock lee and me or are ruining the ff sections.

TM
01-13-2007, 01:08 PM
Dam this thread was a waste of space.

UltimateFFFan
01-13-2007, 03:57 PM
It's people like rock lee and me or are ruining the ff sections.

Quoted for the truth!

Safer Roco
01-13-2007, 05:08 PM
I think I'd pray to god for a real girlfriend.

Jimsour
01-28-2007, 04:03 PM
THIS THREAD IS A+
A+? It's a fucking BA with honours.

To the OP; been outside in the past year? ;)

Draven
02-04-2007, 03:53 PM
lol silly people

KnightOfTerra
02-04-2007, 08:29 PM
If she was my gf? I'd have her train me in the same style of martial arts she knows, kill her, and then hook up with Aeris(After scuba diving for her body, paying for reconstructive surgery from water damage, and after using a Phoenix Down on her). Oh God....I need help....

TonyMontana
02-04-2007, 08:45 PM
If she was my gf? I'd have her train me in the same style of martial arts she knows, kill her, and then hook up with Aeris(After scuba diving for her body, paying for reconstructive surgery from water damage, and after using a Phoenix Down on her). Oh God....I need help....

Yep, this thread is going nowhere but still fun.
And this is really creepy but guess I'd do the same

forevercloud
02-04-2007, 10:02 PM
Wow this went downhill waayyy too fast. And yea, it's people like you, the OP, that give us FF7 fans a bad name. I like FF7, but I do not fantasize about the characters. Creepy

KnightOfTerra
02-05-2007, 03:54 AM
Wow this went downhill waayyy too fast. And yea, it's people like you, the OP, that give us FF7 fans a bad name. I like FF7, but I do not fantasize about the characters. Creepy

I do not fantasize about the characters either. I just felt like being fucking creepy.

Mr Jack
02-05-2007, 07:59 AM
heh...cant argue with that!!

Draven
02-05-2007, 09:18 AM
If she was my gf? I'd have her train me in the same style of martial arts she knows, kill her, and then hook up with Aeris(After scuba diving for her body, paying for reconstructive surgery from water damage, and after using a Phoenix Down on her). Oh God....I need help....



yep, good answer

Atom Narmor
02-07-2007, 07:23 PM
What the hell is this madness?


The FFVII section is dying.














The entire Final Fantasy section is dying.

forevercloud
02-07-2007, 07:28 PM
I do not fantasize about the characters either. I just felt like being fucking creepy.

That's fair enough. Atleast yours was much less creepy than rock lee. lol

Silfurabbit
02-07-2007, 07:33 PM
I think I'd pray to god for a real girlfriend.

agreed. but id also spank it to her 200k pixel image stuck in my head cause all anyones gonna get.