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Dachande
03-12-2002, 05:23 PM
You can tell when you have played too mych ff9 when:

You go to an air show and ask where kilda gaurd and the invincable are docked

You search peoples houses for items and they don't mind

you try to steal from someone when your in a fight


people please add to this

SkyCloud9
03-12-2002, 08:52 PM
when you bury dry ice in the ground and force your pet canary to dig it up, then knock it out when it's surronded in mist and dip in paint.

when you fight a big fluffy dog and hope the fight is not over before you do your trance.

choco_blitz
03-12-2002, 09:13 PM
ya dress ya little bruther in white, and make him say KUPO.

Dachande
03-13-2002, 08:37 AM
when you dress in an aperan and chefs hat and go around saying you have yummi-yummies?

Trunks
03-13-2002, 08:51 AM
When u put a sause pan on ur head and frying pans on ur body and say ur names steiner

Crystal_Aeris
03-13-2002, 12:47 PM
when you dye your hair blue, stick a plastic horn on ya forehead and stalk boys three times your age


:rolleyes: Aeris

kurohime
03-13-2002, 04:58 PM
When you get summoned for jury duty and suddenly you think, "you know the "JUDICIAL" sounds like it would be a cool summon for Dagger....


Originally posted by Crystal_Aeris
when you dye your hair blue, stick a plastic horn on ya forehead and stalk boys three times your age


Crystal_Aeris> You know, I think I was like Eiko-chan when I was 7 years old. Heh-heh... had a crush on one of my "older friends..." even though he had a girlfriend and all.... that didn't worry me! I was GOING to have him!! ;)

Dachande
03-13-2002, 05:10 PM
when you go outside and wonder why the cars and planes work without mist

zidane tribal
03-14-2002, 10:18 AM
when you fall down eating a regular dill pickle....

when you wave your hands around and try to summon bahamut to do your homework......or shiva for some uhhhh you know what im talking about..hehehhe....

when you watch sesame street, and wonder how big bird can say more than kweeehhh...( for our older ff gamers,,, warrrrkkkk)

when you run through heavy bushes trying to find the ragtime guy, and friendly monsters.....

when you glue a tail on your ass, swing from ropes, and grow out your hair, you claim to be zidane and not a monkey.....

you tape over your pokemon cards with writing like: tetra master...and attempt to draw the hilda garde....

well all for now....later....

Dachande
03-16-2002, 05:09 PM
when your sister or girlfriend turns 16 and you try to extract eidolons from her
or you kidnapp the presidents daughter thinking she is princess Garnet

victorchau05
03-16-2002, 06:37 PM
When you and seven friends hijack a space shuttle expecting to get to Terra

Wark_Cola
03-16-2002, 10:04 PM
When you wounder where your prize is after u just caught those 99 frogs at the local swamp.:D :D :D :D :D

Wark_Cola
03-16-2002, 10:06 PM
You go to Software Ect. and ask where they keep their tetra master cards.

Meltigemini
03-17-2002, 08:02 AM
<font color=red face="comic sans ms">You spend years trying to find someone, then realise they don't remember you.

You climb up a ladder and touch a girl's arse and say 'ooh, soft'.

You have a piss with a black mage.

You find out a 6-year-old 'likes' you. :uh?:

You meet someone with horns.

You post in a thread like this. :rolleyes: ;)

FunkyMonkey
03-17-2002, 07:15 PM
...when u go to an auction and ask if they will be auctioning off "Magical Fingertips"

...everytime you finish a game, you look online to see if there is a secret blackjack game code

Dachande
03-17-2002, 08:54 PM
w00t!!! this thread survived
ok ok
you join the usaf thinking your going to learn how to fly the Red Rose
you ask your white cat to save your game for you
you throw things around on fire and tell people it's one of your trance moves
you meet a girl that recks a gate seperating Canada from the USA
you fly around in a soviet Zepplen and say your flying in the invincable
you go around in a forest killing animals to raise your exp
you hit a guy and tell him he has to fall over because his hp=0
ok are you read for this ok you have to find making fun of nazis as being the best humor in the world to enjoy this one
ok here we go
you join the alexandrian army or the pluto knights for us guyz and when queen brahne walks by you hold up your hand and say hail hitler

thats all for now

zidane tribal
03-18-2002, 10:17 AM
when you dig up plants put them in peoples food and wonder why there not falling asleep.....

Dachande
03-19-2002, 09:16 AM
you go to an old town that looks like it's been ruined for some time and 4 people a guy with a tail a girl with orange pants a little black mage and a little girl with blue hair
and you say hey buddy I need directions to Newyork city

FunkyMonkey
03-19-2002, 10:04 PM
...you get 3 types of coffee for a friend and expect them to give u a prize

...you ask the airport if they have any flights to alexandria next week

...when you give acorns to ur white cat expecting some hawaiian shirts

Dachande
03-21-2002, 07:05 PM
you go and explode a bomb in the main entrance to alexandrian castle and you go and find Garnet and tell her someone set up us the bomb
o ya by the way garnet all your city are belong to us

zidane tribal
03-22-2002, 11:18 AM
when you dont have enough gil, i mean errr money and you go outside beat up some foes and go back in to buy your item.......

when you stearnley look at a cashier in a store and wonder what is 20 dollars, looking down at your gil....

Dachande
03-26-2002, 09:04 PM
when you rid an ostridge thinking enemies won't be able to attack you and you try to give your new pet ostridge some dead pepper to try and get it to do special things then you spray paint your ostridge gold and try to teach it to fly

Koenma
03-26-2002, 09:42 PM
You know you've played too much FF9 when...

You get funky, I mean FUNKY-ASS surgery to migitize yourself, buy a robe, a pointy hat, and paint your face black, nab some yellow contact lenses, and get funky green and white striped shortz.....

And when you're in a grass-hopper infested Baseball field at night, and when a grass-hopper jumps on you, you stumble, "I hate oglops!-Err, grass-hoppers..."

zidane tribal
03-28-2002, 10:22 AM
when you:

say everything someone else says but backwards, ie: "oh no i lost!!" "i lost oh no!!!"

dig up holes in your backyard and scream at your parents that your looking for the last chocograph piece

you go to an auction and wonder where the rats tail and dogas artifact is

you go to a shop and wonder why you cant sell your items so that you can buy what you want....

Dachande
04-01-2002, 08:23 PM
when you ask your science teacher where is the planet Gaia and the planet Terra?

Wark_Cola
04-02-2002, 05:22 PM
You admire the monkeys for their fashion sense(the tail, get it?!)

zidane tribal
04-03-2002, 04:08 PM
yea lol!!!:D