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Squallmrr
07-05-2005, 02:26 PM
Okay say they made a show with all the ff characters in a reality show. Make little skits such as things they woulde do or not do in different situations.Make them funny such as


cloud:*acting like ghost with his big hair sticking up*to barret booooo.
Barret: ahhhhhh its the kkk run **gun noises*.
cloud: ahhhhhhhhhh*clouds falls over dead and sheat comes off.
Barret: whoops*starts to walk off and wistle.

P.S.sorry for the other post

KREAYSHAWN
07-05-2005, 02:28 PM
Apologise for this one too okay ^^

Top Cat
07-05-2005, 02:29 PM
aeris: nothing because SHE'S DEAD LOL

Squallmrr
07-05-2005, 02:30 PM
i get the aires one but whats with the other guy?

rikku_rocks
07-05-2005, 02:33 PM
This is retarded imo.

Squallmrr
07-05-2005, 02:34 PM
just make up somthing people

KREAYSHAWN
07-05-2005, 02:37 PM
Cloud : I'm mad...And that's a fact
I found out...Animals don't help
Animals think...They're pretty smart
Shit on the ground...See in the dark.

Barret : They wander around like a crazy dog
Cloud : Make a mistake in the parking lot
Aeris : Always bumping into things
Barret : Always let you down down down down.

Cloud :They're never there when you need them
They never come when you call them
They're never there when you need them
The nevere come when you call them down down down down.

Squallmrr
07-05-2005, 02:41 PM
okay? well its a start and remember it can be from any final fantasy game.

rikku_rocks
07-05-2005, 02:50 PM
This is retarded imo.

KREAYSHAWN
07-05-2005, 02:58 PM
Cloud : Take a look at these hands! Take a look at these hands!
Barret : ... The hand speaks. The hand of a government man.
Cloud : Well, I'm a tumbler. Born under punches. I'm so thin.
Barret : All I want is to breathe.
Cloud : I'm too thin.
Barret : Won't you breathe with me? Find a little space, so we move in-between, In between it. And keep one step ahead, of yourself.
Cloud : Don't you miss it, don't you miss it! Some 'a you people just about missed it!
Aeris : Last time to make plans!
Cloud : And I'm a tumbler... I'm a Government Man.
Barret : Never seen anything like that before. Falling bodies tumble 'cross the floor
Cloud : Well I'm a tumbler!
Barret : When you get to where you wanna be...
Cloud : Thank you! Thank you!
Barret : When you get to where you wanna be...
Cloud : Well, Don't even mention it!
Barret : Ohhhh. Take a look at these hands. They're passing in-between us. Take a look at these hands. Take a look at these hands.
Aeirs : You don't have to mention it!
Cloud : No thanks. I'm a Government Man.
Barret : And the heat goes on...And the
Aeris : Wheeeep!
Barrte : heat goes on And the heat goes on
Aeris : heeh heeh
Barret : ...And the heat goes on And the heat goes on
Aeris : brbbrbbrb
Barret : ...Where the hand has been
Aeris : chtktktktk
Barret : And the heat goes on...And the heat goes on
Aeris : aaaaaiiiigh!
Barret : And the heat goes on...
Aeris : I got time!
Barret : And the heat goes on
Barret : And the heat goes on...And the heat goes on
Barret : And the heat goes on...Where the hand
Aeris : Oooip!
Barret : has been And the heat goes on...And the heat
Aeris : hehuh hehuh hehuh hehuh
Barret : goes on.
Cloud : <b>'m not a drowning man!</b> And I'm not a burning building! I'm a tumbler! Drowning cannot hurt a man! Fire cannot hurt a man. Not the Government Man.
Barret : All I want is to breathe
Aeris : Thank you. Thank you!
Barret : Won't you breathe with me? Find a little space...So we move in-between
Cloud : I'm so thin.
Barret : And keep one step ahead of yourself.
Aeris : I'm catching up with myself!
Barret : All I want is to breathe
Aeris : brehuh ehuh
Barret : Won't you breathe with me?
Cloud : Hands of a Government Man.
Barret : Find a little space, so we move in-between And keep one step ahead of yourself. Cloud : Don't you miss it! Don't you miss it!
Barret : And the heat goes on...And the heat goes on...And the heat goes on... And the heat goes on...And the heat goes on...And the heat goes on... And the heat goes on...And the heat goes on...And the heat goes on...
Aeris : Where the hand has been...?
Barret : And the heat goes on...And the heat goes on...And the heat goes on...

pedo mc tax me softly, black person (whom i love)
07-05-2005, 03:05 PM
Blah blah blah. ([Only registered and activated users can see links])

Better thread, anyway.

Squallmrr
07-05-2005, 03:19 PM
duo that sucked raw eggs make it funny you all have the funny ness of a fly


come on people

KREAYSHAWN
07-05-2005, 03:23 PM
Cloud :Heard of a van that is loaded with weapons,
Packed up and ready to go
Heard of some gravesites, out by the highway,
A place where nobody knows
The sound of gunfire, off in the distance,
I’m getting used to it now
Lived in a brownstore, lived in the ghetto,
I’ve lived all over this town

This ain’t no party, this ain’t no disco,
This ain’t no fooling around
No time for dancing, or lovey dovey,
I ain’t got time for that now

Transmit the message, to the receiver,
Hope for an answer some day
I got three passports, a couple of visas,
You don’t even know my real name
High on a hillside, the trucks are loading,
Everything’s ready to roll
I sleep in the daytime, I work in the nightime,
I might not ever get home

This ain’t no party, this ain’t no disco,
This ain’t no fooling around
This ain’t no mudd club, or c. b. g. b.,
I ain’t got time for that now

Heard about houston? heard about detroit?
Heard about pittsburgh, p. a.?
You oughta know not to stand by the window
Somebody might see you up there
I got some groceries, some peant butter,
To last a couple of days
But I ain’t got no speakers, ain’t got no
Heaphones, ain’t got no records to play

Why stay in college? why go to night school?
Gonna be different this time
Can’t write a letter, can’t send a postcard,
I can’t write nothing at all
This ain’t no party, this ain’t no disco,
This ain’t no fooling around
I’d like to kiss you, I’d love you hold you
I ain’t got no time for that now

Trouble in transit, got through the roadblock,
We blended with the crowd
We got computer, we’re tapping pohne lines,
I know that ain’t allowed
We dress like students, we dress like housewives,
Or in a suit and a tie
I changed my hairstyle, so many times now,
I don’t know what I look like!
You make me shiver, I feel so tender,
We make a pretty good team
Don’t get exhausted, I’ll do some driving,
You ought to get some sleep
Get you instructions, follow directions,
Then you should change your address
Maybe tomorrow, maybe the next day,
Whatever you think is best
Burned all my notebooks, what good are
Notebooks? they won’t help me survive
My chest is aching, burns like a furnace,
The burning keeps me alive
Try to stay healthy, physical fitness,
Don’t want to catch no disease
Try to be careful, don’t take no chances,
You better watch what you say

Squallmrr
07-05-2005, 03:32 PM
TO DUO OMG!!! DUDE SHUT-UP MAKE UP SKITS NOT SONGS OR WHATEVER. DO ANYTHING FROM SEPOROTH FUCCIN A DEAD AIRES TO REDXII EATEN EVERYBODY OR AURON WATCHIN QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIT GUY MAKE FUN OF THEM CMON

KREAYSHAWN
07-05-2005, 03:42 PM
Cloud : I can't seem to face up to the facts
I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax
I can't sleep 'cause my bed's on fire
Don't touch me I'm a real live wire

Psycho Killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far far better
Run run run run run run run away
Psycho Killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far far better
Run run run run run run run away

You start a conversation you can't even finish it.
You're talkin' a lot, but you're not sayin' anything.
When I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed.
Say something once, why say it again?

Psycho Killer,
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far far better
Run run run run run run run away
Psycho Killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far far better
Run run run run run run run away

Ce que j'ai fait ce soir la-Ce qu'elle a dit ce soir la
Realisant mon espoir,
Je me lance vers la gloire... Ok
We are vain and we are blind
I hate people when they're not polite

Psycho Killer,
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far far better
Run run run run run run run away
Psycho Killer,
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far far better
Run run run run run run run away

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh...

Nanami
07-05-2005, 03:56 PM
gj Duo =)

good read'ns.

KREAYSHAWN
07-05-2005, 03:58 PM
^^;

Squallmrr
07-05-2005, 04:00 PM
duo stop!!! this is a reality show not american idle look at my first post make fun of the characters plz god

KREAYSHAWN
07-05-2005, 04:06 PM
Cloud : And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
And you may find yourself in another part of the world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful
Wife
And you may ask yourself-well...how did I get here?

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the money’s gone
Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.

And you may ask yourself
How do I work this?
And you may ask yourself
Where is that large automobile?
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful house!
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful wife!

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the money’s gone
Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.

Same as it ever was...same as it ever was...same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...same as it ever was...same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...same as it ever was...

Water dissolving...and water removing
There is water at the bottom of the ocean
Carry the water at the bottom of the ocean
Remove the water at the bottom of the ocean!

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/in the silent water
Under the rocks and stones/there is water underground.

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the money’s gone
Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.

And you may ask yourself
What is that beautiful house?
And you may ask yourself
Where does that highway go?
And you may ask yourself
Am I right? ...am I wrong?
And you may tell yourself
My god!...what have I done?

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/in the silent water
Under the rocks and stones/there is water underground.

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the money’s gone
Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.

Same as it ever was...same as it ever was...same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...same as it ever was...same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...same as it ever was...

Squallmrr
07-05-2005, 04:08 PM
stop or i will report you shut the fuck up

Squallmrr
07-05-2005, 04:09 PM
duo stop!!! this is a reality show not american idle look at my first post make fun of the characters plz god

Nanami
07-05-2005, 04:10 PM
osnap

You got told.

KREAYSHAWN
07-05-2005, 04:10 PM
Aeris : Hey people, looking out the window at the city below
Hey people, looking out the window, full of fun and sorrow
Hey people, looking out the window at the city below
Hey people, looking out the window, you'll be gone tomorrow
The rollercoaster ride
The rollercoaster ride
Of all the trouble kept her inside
Take Judy, with her bow and arrow, she's a mastermind
Too frumpy for the teenage population of her time
Car coat, she has a quilted jacket with a hood if it rains
Big pockets for the pharmaceuticals she takes to fix her brain
The rollercoaster ride
The rollercoaster ride
Of all the trouble kept her inside
Of all the trouble kept her inside
A puzzle, for the moment settle down to do it with him
You're happy cause your cosy and the rain comes rattling in
It tickles, and it's something that is very good for the skin
You're waiting for a baby, Baby, watch the idiot running
You're hanging from the balcony upon the riverboat glass
You're watching with your mouth wide open for the top of the class
She came on with the boys while you were stuck in various poses
If you were to remove your clothes d'you think the singer would notice?

Squallmrr
07-06-2005, 04:25 PM
ahhhhhhhh thats it my god im reporting you duo.

Prak
07-06-2005, 04:29 PM
I agree. You should definitely report Duo. That doesn't happen nearly often enough. :laugh:

Squallmrr
07-06-2005, 05:30 PM
if he deose one more i will

Kcirtap1990
07-07-2005, 08:06 AM
Reality Shows always get cancelled.

Squallmrr
07-07-2005, 12:11 PM
oh crap i didint know well they havent yet so ohh well

Denny
07-07-2005, 02:32 PM
Yeah, report!!! ([Only registered and activated users can see links])

Squallmrr
07-07-2005, 05:16 PM
i don't think i will but if he deose one more time i swear to it

Prak
07-07-2005, 05:17 PM
Looks like you're all talk and no action.

Hex Omega
07-07-2005, 06:59 PM
i don't think i will but if he deose one more time i swear to it



:whatever:

Squallmrr
07-07-2005, 09:10 PM
go fuck machel jackson a.k.a your mom prak is that a nickname for prik?

Prak
07-07-2005, 09:14 PM
Wow. You've found the Prik thing. How wonderful for you. You're now exactly like 98% of the other idiots I've wasted quality insults on. The other 2% at least had the common sense to know that I probably appreciate being called that.

Wattson
07-07-2005, 10:45 PM
CLOUD: You little creep, you're gonna pay.
I won't be shoved out of the way! Oh no-
ZACK (IN CLOUD’S HEAD): Oh no!
CLOUD: Oh no-
ZACK (IN CLOUD’S HEAD): Oh no!
CLOUD: And I could make a solid case
for smashing in your filthy face.
ZACK (IN CLOUD’S HEAD): Kill him!
CLOUD: Shut up!
ZACK (IN CLOUD’S HEAD): Kill him!
CLOUD: Shut up! I've got a spade and a burlap sack!
ZACK (IN CLOUD’S HEAD): Kill him now!
CLOUD: And there's a hole in the yard out back!
ZACK (IN CLOUD’S HEAD): Kill him now!
CLOUD: So I've got one thing to do before you die!
ZACK (IN CLOUD’S HEAD): Now! Now!

CLOUD: WAIT!
She will see what you are,
I will win back my bride
She herself will decide
To get rid of the boy!
She'll admit she was wrong,
She'll return before long
She'll be singing a song
Full of comfort and joy.

ZACK (IN CLOUD’S HEAD): Comfort and joy- Comfort and joy!
CLOUD: Comfort and joy!
ZACK (IN CLOUD’S HEAD): Comfort and joy- Comfort and joy!
Kill the Vincent- Kill the Vincent!

BARRET: Oh, Honey, I apologize: You've really opened up my eyes.
MARLENE: No way!
BARRET: Yes way!
MARLENE: No way!
BARRET: Yes way! I'm laying out your Sunday best
Now brush your teeth and get some rest. All right?
MARLENE: No way?
BARRET: All right!
MARLENE? All right!

BARRET: Now when they see him they'll make a fuss.
MARLENE: Is that true?
BARRET: We gotta smile like we just don't care!
MARLENE: That's not fair!
BARRET: They put their pants on the same as us!
MARLENE: Yes they do...
BARRET: So just imagine them in their underwear!
MARLENE: And then this time I swear...

BOTH: He will show that he's not
What they're terrified of.
He will show them a love
They can never destroy!
If we prove that they're wrong
They'll come round before long
And we'll all sing a song
Full of comfort and joy!

CITIZENS OF EARTH: Comfort and joy! Yeah! Comfort and joy!

BARRET AND MARLENE: Comfort and Joy!

CITIZENS OF EARTH: Comfort and Joy! Comfort and Joy!
CLOUD: Stop the Vincent!

(Townsfolk enters with hubbub)

CID: Settle down, people! We want to make sure the revival goes off without a hitch, so let's go over the schedule. Listen up: From nine to twelve he does the healing...

RED XIII: Cid...
TIFA: You hush up!

CID: At noon he'll bless the fields and plows...

RUFUS: Tractors too?
TIFA: Hush up!

CID: Then lunch is from one thirty-

RED XIII: Cid, what about my Gertie!
TIFA: Hush!

CID: Well as it seems that time allows, three to ten:
The Blessing Of The Cows!

ALL: Yes! The Blessing Of The Cows!
Boy, that preachers a pro!
Gives a heckuva show!
AERIS: Just like Seigfried and Roy!

ALL: He'll bring comfort and joy!
So if nothing goes wrong,
Yes, if nothing goes wrong,
Lord, if nothing goes wrong,
We'll have comfort and...
Comfort and Joy!
Comfort and Joy!
Lord, we need some comfort and joy!
Any means you'd care to employ,
Won't you send us comfort and joy!

VINCENT: Dear God: I'm still not sure how people pray.
Or what one does with one's hands. But please, my thirst grows every day. I feel it burn in my glands.
Please won't you change the way I am, or prove I'm human underneath.
Or if you just don't give a damn-
(points to fangs) You could at leatht get rid of theethe!

If I can't prove them wrong, show me where I belong, for a hunger so strong kills all comfort and joy.
If you'd make me complete. I'll avoid all red meat,
I'll eat nothing but soy to have comfort and joy...

CLOUD: By next week you'll be gone, six feet under my lawn. I'll have nobody toy with my comfort and joy...

BARRET/MARLENE: He will come out a champ.
It's just like summer camp. They'll get used to the boy,
He'll bring comfort and joy...

TOWNSFOLK: Lord, please give us your word.
Cure the plague on the herd.
We don't mean to annoy but send comfort and joy...

VINCENT: Comfort and joy! Comfort and joy!
CLOUD: Stop the Vincent! Stop the Vincent!

ALL: Comfort and joy! Comfort and JOY!

(Lights up on Hospital room)

SEPHIROTH: Cloud, what are you doing here?

CLOUD: Don't worry, Sephiroth. The Vincent will pay for what he's done to you. We're all going to miss you very much.

(Cloud injects Sephiroth and she dies.)

ALL: AAHHHHH!

Squiggly
07-07-2005, 11:45 PM
cloud:*acting like ghost with his big hair sticking up*to barret booooo.
Barret: ahhhhhh its the kkk run **gun noises*.
cloud: ahhhhhhhhhh*clouds falls over dead and sheat comes off.
Barret: whoops*starts to walk off and wistle.
This post deserves the 'triple dot wtf'.


...WTF?
P.S It's spelled 'prick' not 'prik'.

Squallmrr
07-08-2005, 09:43 AM
i know about the prick thing but its more like his name

Denny
07-08-2005, 09:45 AM
Cloud: Barret, tell me do you believe in Scientology?
Barret: Whoa, man, u be crayzee!

Raidenex
07-08-2005, 10:16 AM
CID: At Sector 7 the sections are prepared!

RED XIII: At rue de Bac they're straining at the leash!

VINCENT:
Students, workers, everyone
There's a river on the run
Like the flowing of the tide
Midgar coming to our side!

BARRET:
The time is near
So near it's stirring the blood in their veins!
And yet beware
Don't let the wine go to your brains!
For the army we fight is a dangerous foe
With the men and the arms that we never can match
It is easy to sit here and swat 'em like flies
But the SOLDIER elite will be harder to catch.
We need a sign
To rally the people
To call them to arms
To bring them in line!

(Cloud enters)

Cloud, you're late.

BARRET:
What's wrong today?
You look as if you've seen a ghost.

CID:
Some wine and say what's going on!

CLOUD:
A ghost you say... a ghost maybe
She was just like a ghost to me
One minute there, and she was gone!

CID:
I am agog!
I am aghast!
Is Cloud in love at last?
I've never heard him `ooh' and `aah'
You talk of battles to be won
And here he comes like Don Ju-an
It's better than an o-per-a!

BARRET:
It is time for us all
To decide who we are
Do we fight for the right
To a night at the opera now?
Have you asked of yourselves
What's the price you might pay?
Is it simply a game
For rich young boys to play?
The color of the world
Is changing day by day...

Red - the blood of angry men!
Black - the dark of ages past!
Red - a world about to dawn!
Black - the night that ends at last!

CLOUD:
Had you been there tonight
You might know how it feels
To be struck to the bone
In a moment of breathless delight!
Had you been there tonight
You might also have known
How the world may be changed
In just one burst of light!
And what was right seems wrong
And what was wrong seems right!

CID:
Red...

CLOUD:
I feel my soul on fire!

CID:
Black...

CLOUD:
My world if she's not there!

ALL
Red...

CLOUD:
The color of desire!

ALL
Black...

CLOUD:
The color of despair!

BARRET:
Cloud, you're no longer a child
I do not doubt you mean it well
But now there is a higher call.
Who cares about your lonely soul?
We strive toward a larger goal
Our little lives don't count at all!

ALL
Red - the blood of angry men!
Black - the dark of ages past!
Red - a world about to dawn!
Black - the night that ends at last!

BARRET:
Well, Vincent, do we have all the guns?
Tifa, Yuffie, our time is running short.
Cid, put the bottle down!
Do we have the guns we need?

CID:
Give me brandy on my breath
And I'll breathe them all to death!

TIFA:
In Sector 7 they're with us to a man!

YUFFIE:
In Midgar they're tearing up the stones!

VINCENT:
Twenty rifles good as new!

(Cait Sith rushes in shouting)

CAIT SITH:
Listen!

BARRET:
Twenty rounds for every man!

CAIT SITH:
Listen to me!

BARRET:
Double that in Sector 8!

CAIT SITH:
Listen everybody!

VINCENT:
Seven guns in Sector 2!

CAIT SITH:
President Shinra is dead!

BARRET:
Shinra is dead.
Shinra! His death is the hour of fate.
The people's man.
His death is the sign we await!

On his funeral day they will honor his name.
It's a rallying cry that will reach every ear!
In the death of Shinra we will kindle the flame
They will see that the day of salvation is near!
The time is near!
Let us welcome it gladly with courage and cheer
Let us take to the streets with no doubt in our hearts
But a jubilant shout
They will come one and all
They will come when we call!