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Cascara
04-06-2005, 12:32 AM
...Like to just wipe complety out of existance! but the only thing i ask is if you only list two and give logical or at least reasonble statements of why.

I'm not sure exactly which bands I would demolish but I'll give it some thought.

grn apple tree
04-06-2005, 08:21 PM
I don't really like country singers because most of the time they ramble on about various things. Also the vocals pretty much suck and just annoy the shit out of the listener's mind. Most other music types are ok.

Marceline
04-06-2005, 08:25 PM
The Mr. T Experience!

So that I could steal their name and use it for my own selfish purposes. Such as using it for my band.

Would my life be a little poorer without "Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend" in it? Yes. But I think it's a fair trade.

TheGreenRanger
04-09-2005, 01:05 AM
I'd wipe out the following bands/artists.

- Garth Brooks
- 50 Cent and his fag crew
- Jay-Z
- Beyonce
- Boyz II Queers
- Puddle of Crap
- Creed
- Slipknot
- Dumb 41
- Sublime
- Limp Biscuit
- Insane Crunk Posse
- Little John and the Eastside Fellas
- Crunk Master Flex

mr. patterson
04-11-2005, 06:30 AM
I'd wipe out the following bands/artists.

- Garth Brooks
- 50 Cent and his fag crew
- Jay-Z
- Beyonce
- Boyz II Queers
- Puddle of Crap
- Creed
- Slipknot
- Dumb 41
- Sublime
- Limp Biscuit
- Insane Crunk Posse
- Little John and the Eastside Fellas
- Crunk Master Flex


oh is there anyone the green ranger can't astutely parody ho ho ho

anyways, i'd probably wipe korn out, nu metalers piss me off, mopey bastids

Sadriel
04-11-2005, 08:22 AM
umm id wipe out the used because no one wants to here them complaining.

grn apple tree
04-11-2005, 12:49 PM
oh is there anyone the green ranger can't astutely parody ho ho ho

anyways, i'd probably wipe korn out, nu metalers piss me off, mopey bastids
Korn is already gone. Their drummer or something 'found god'. We have a thread somewhere in here about it...

iconoclastic pastry
04-11-2005, 09:48 PM
Can I let shitty bands stay, and in exchange, wipe TheGreenRanger out of existence?

rezo
04-12-2005, 02:44 AM
Green Ranger is gone. You can now wipe any bands you like out of existence without worrying about losing a precious bargaining tool.


Korn is already gone. Their drummer or something 'found god'. We have a thread somewhere in here about it...


Did he explain why god told him to stop making music?

Alpott
04-12-2005, 06:17 AM
Marron 5


Mc Fly

mr. patterson
04-12-2005, 07:45 AM
Korn is already gone. Their drummer or something 'found god'. We have a thread somewhere in here about it...


it's not true, shit ([Only registered and activated users can see links])

DarkRicky
04-12-2005, 07:48 AM
Busted, oh, wait a sec!

KREAYSHAWN
04-12-2005, 08:27 AM
I wouldn't.

Maria
04-13-2005, 08:14 AM
id wipe out:

-Blazin squad

-blue

RinoaLeonhart
04-22-2005, 06:42 AM
Id wipe out
~McFly
~Blazin' Squad
~Cheeky Girls
~Girls Aloud
~Busted (too late lol!)
~50 Cent or basically anyone to do with Rap!

the guy watching you
04-23-2005, 06:24 PM
i'd kill...
simple plan
good charlotte
hawthorne heights

Pos
04-23-2005, 06:26 PM
I would kill
jamelia

ohhhhhhhhhh i hate her so much

sun and steel
04-24-2005, 01:39 PM
Velvet Revolver - I've heard three of their songs, each of which suck as much as the last, and yet they're hailed as the saviours of hard rock, bullshit.

No others pop into my mind at the moment.

Dog_eat_Dog
04-24-2005, 01:44 PM
i would wipe out all boybands...and oasis. come to think of it....if i could i would have wiped out pop musicians,like bryan mcfaggot and those guys

pvc_sister
04-27-2005, 11:13 AM
Maroon 5 cos they sound like a bad tribute act to Jamiroquai (spelling?) and were they not bad enough, and the lead singer is a complete tool

Razorlight, cos of Girl with the Golden Touch which is just such an annoying waste of instruments

and The Killers, cos Somebody told me is the most played song on the radio and the lyrics are just frigging awful

zell hell yeah!
05-01-2005, 04:12 PM
Franz Ferdinand - they are increasingly getting more annoying!!! Bastards - yep

The Ricky
05-02-2005, 05:15 PM
Any Emo, Current Punk, or any other of that whiney rich kid bullshit. I'm so tired of the whiney suburban kid wanting to kill himself for not getting a car or some shit like that.

Zulu
05-05-2005, 04:07 PM
Avril Lavigne.
That little slut should be executed.

hikari2002
05-05-2005, 04:36 PM
I would wipe out 50 cent and simple plan.

Hogan
05-06-2005, 10:34 PM
I would wipe out 50 cent
U BETTA WATCH UR SELF NOW FIDDY IZ GONNA FUK U UP HE GOT SHOT 8 TIMEZ

Pos
05-07-2005, 02:42 AM
Also i would like to wipe out.

Natasha beddingfield
Mcfly
maroon5
fifty cent.
and ciara.

Aerith Gainsborough
05-07-2005, 09:31 AM
Most boygroups, and a few German bands I don't like

zell hell yeah!
05-10-2005, 10:30 AM
U BETTA WATCH UR SELF NOW FIDDY IZ GONNA FUK U UP HE GOT SHOT 8 TIMEZ

.....and then he got tatoos of the bullet holes to prove what tough bitch he is....i herd

Zuckerbaby
05-14-2005, 06:11 AM
Fuck 50 cent, just when I thought all of the little wiggers were gone he ressurected their stupid ass trend(there's my first reason) and if anyone has actually looked at his lyrics holy shit they are
1.the most sexist shit I have ever heard(I am a guy but you have to respect the girls)
2.they are really alot of grunts or him saying money,bitches,guns and synonyms for those words

And last but not least I present you the lyrics

"Candy Shop"
(feat. Olivia)

[Intro: 50 Cent]
Yeah...
Uh huh
So seductive

[Chorus: 50 Cent & Olivia]
[50 Cent]
I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)
[Olivia]
I'll take you to the candy shop
Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)

[Verse 1: 50 Cent]
You can have it your way, how do you want it
You gon' back that thing up or should i push up on it
Temperature rising, okay lets go to the next level
Dance floor jam packed, hot as a teakettle
I'll break it down for you now, baby it's simple
If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho
In the hotel or in the back of the rental
On the beach or in the park, it's whatever you into
Got the magic stick, I'm the love doctor
Have your friends teasin you 'bout how sprung I gotcha
Wanna show me how you work it baby, no problem
Get on top then get to bouncing round like a low rider
I'm a seasons vet when it come to this shit
After you work up a sweat you can play with the stick
I'm tryin to explain baby the best way I can
I melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands (ha ha)

[Chorus]

[Bridge: 50 Cent & Olivia]
Girl what we do (what we do)
And where we do (and where we do)
The things we do (things we do)
Are just between me and you (oh yeah)

[Verse 2: 50 Cent]
Give it to me baby, nice and slow
Climb on top, ride like you in the rodeo
You ain't never heard a sound like this before
Cause I ain't never put it down like this
Soon as I come through the door she get to pullin on my zipper
It's like it's a race who can get undressed quicker
Isn't it ironic how erotic it is to watch em in thongs
Had me thinking 'bout that ass after I'm gone
I touch the right spot at the right time
Lights on or lights off, she like it from behind
So seductive, you should see the way she wind
Her hips in slow-mo on the floor when we grind
As Long as she ain't stoppin, homie I aint stoppin
Drippin wet with sweat man its on and popping
All my champagne campaign, bottle after bottle its on
And we gon' sip til every bubble in every bottle is gone

You can draw your own conclusions

bobby345
05-14-2005, 05:28 PM
U BETTA WATCH UR SELF NOW FIDDY IZ GONNA FUK U UP HE GOT SHOT 8 TIMEZ


shoot him again!!!!!!!!!!!

zell hell yeah!
05-17-2005, 05:29 AM
Fuck 50 cent, just when I thought all of the little wiggers were gone he ressurected their stupid ass trend(there's my first reason) and if anyone has actually looked at his lyrics holy shit they are
1.the most sexist shit I have ever heard(I am a guy but you have to respect the girls)
2.they are really alot of grunts or him saying money,bitches,guns and synonyms for those words

And last but not least I present you the lyrics

"Candy Shop"
(feat. Olivia)

[Intro: 50 Cent]
Yeah...
Uh huh
So seductive

[Chorus: 50 Cent & Olivia]
[50 Cent]
I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)
[Olivia]
I'll take you to the candy shop
Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)

[Verse 1: 50 Cent]
You can have it your way, how do you want it
You gon' back that thing up or should i push up on it
Temperature rising, okay lets go to the next level
Dance floor jam packed, hot as a teakettle
I'll break it down for you now, baby it's simple
If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho
In the hotel or in the back of the rental
On the beach or in the park, it's whatever you into
Got the magic stick, I'm the love doctor
Have your friends teasin you 'bout how sprung I gotcha
Wanna show me how you work it baby, no problem
Get on top then get to bouncing round like a low rider
I'm a seasons vet when it come to this shit
After you work up a sweat you can play with the stick
I'm tryin to explain baby the best way I can
I melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands (ha ha)

[Chorus]

[Bridge: 50 Cent & Olivia]
Girl what we do (what we do)
And where we do (and where we do)
The things we do (things we do)
Are just between me and you (oh yeah)

[Verse 2: 50 Cent]
Give it to me baby, nice and slow
Climb on top, ride like you in the rodeo
You ain't never heard a sound like this before
Cause I ain't never put it down like this
Soon as I come through the door she get to pullin on my zipper
It's like it's a race who can get undressed quicker
Isn't it ironic how erotic it is to watch em in thongs
Had me thinking 'bout that ass after I'm gone
I touch the right spot at the right time
Lights on or lights off, she like it from behind
So seductive, you should see the way she wind
Her hips in slow-mo on the floor when we grind
As Long as she ain't stoppin, homie I aint stoppin
Drippin wet with sweat man its on and popping
All my champagne campaign, bottle after bottle its on
And we gon' sip til every bubble in every bottle is gone

You can draw your own conclusions

whoa!! i didnt know that there that many words to it! lol
p.s like the avatar of betty lol

The Ricky
05-17-2005, 11:36 PM
Let's kill The Used, and My Chemical Romance.

zell hell yeah!
05-18-2005, 09:59 AM
Let's kill The Used, and My Chemical Romance.
meh