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Ex-SeeD
10-24-2004, 05:40 PM
For those of you that saw SNL last night this may be old news. But since this video clip came out today, I decided to share with you how much of a poser Ashlee Simpson is.

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That was the most funniest thing I ever saw on SNL that night. Serves her right for thinking an MTV poser like her can claim to be a rockstar. I wonder how many other "rockstars" MTV promotes are fake. My guess is proabaly all of them.

NOTe: Notice how when her "voice" comes on and fades off, she starts doing this werid ass thing with her legs, and then she walks off stage (ON LIVE TV). Also once she walks off her band just keeps on playing to make her look more like shit. ( I like the part where her bandmates are smirking at each other almost saying "let's make her look more unprofessional" LOL)

ad_022
10-24-2004, 05:43 PM
I was laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes...she was the only one to every attempt to lip sink on SNL, and obviously, she failed...

lenneth
10-24-2004, 07:06 PM
Its not Ashlee who is the poser, its SNL. Not that I like Ashlee or anything.

hb smokey
10-24-2004, 09:04 PM
If it was Jessica who that happened to, it would have been hilarious.

Oh wait, there both fucking retards, nevermind.

lenneth
10-24-2004, 10:09 PM
I h8 ashlee more, because she's trying too hard NOT to be her sister.

Also, its got a brady bunch flavour to it. I can just hear Ashlee now "*sniffle* god, this would never happen to jessica ;___; JESSICA JESSICA JESSICA!"

TK
10-24-2004, 11:10 PM
It is a widely known fact that pop stars do not actually sing while they are doing performances, they just dance and lip-synch. Britney Spears does it, Jessica and Ashlee Simpson do it, Christina Aguilera does it, Shakira does it, Madonna does it, pretty much all of those stupid singers do it. Even the "band" known as Simple Plan does, and I wouldn't be surprised if many other MTV "bands" do as well. It's funny when it messes up on them, but nobody should be like, "AHAHAHA NOW IT'S PROVED THAT THEY SUX!!!1" The whole point of those performances is the dance routines.

TCK
10-24-2004, 11:25 PM
Even the "band" known as Simple Plan does
Never, ever, bring up Simple Plan. Worst "band" ever.

TK
10-24-2004, 11:29 PM
Oh, believe me, my hatred of Simple Plan runs <i>searingly</i> deep.

Try working a job where you are forced to listen to the same Simple Plan music video at least ten times a shift. It's absolutely brutal. =\

rezo
10-25-2004, 01:10 AM
It is a widely known fact that pop stars do not actually sing while they are doing performances, they just dance and lip-synch. Britney Spears does it, Jessica and Ashlee Simpson do it, Christina Aguilera does it, Shakira does it, Madonna does it, pretty much all of those stupid singers do it. Even the "band" known as Simple Plan does, and I wouldn't be surprised if many other MTV "bands" do as well. It's funny when it messes up on them, but nobody should be like, "AHAHAHA NOW IT'S PROVED THAT THEY SUX!!!1" The whole point of those performances is the dance routines.


Yeah, if you see someone hopping around on the stage with no sign of shortness of breath or anything showing in their voice,it's pretty obvious that they're lip-syncing.

I always like the rare times when I happen to see them hop around and can actually hear their voices trying to keep up.

TCK
10-25-2004, 01:16 AM
Oh, believe me, my hatred of Simple Plan runs <i>searingly</i> deep.

Try working a job where you are forced to listen to the same Simple Plan music video at least ten times a shift. It's absolutely brutal. =\
May deity have mercy on your soul.

KREAYSHAWN
10-25-2004, 07:28 AM
Also, its got a brady bunch flavour to it. I can just hear Ashlee now "*sniffle* god, this would never happen to jessica ;___; JESSICA JESSICA JESSICA!"

that made me actually lol for soem reason. ;(

we don't get ashelee over here, just jessica. and if she can't even reach the Irish market - well, I THINK that says a lot about the quality of her work.

or maybe she is her and I don't know because i don't pay much attention to popular music? ;(

April
10-25-2004, 08:08 AM
I don't care if they lip-synch (or do hoe-downs) after all all that bipping and bopping around must wear you out. But it made me lol because of this;


Lucky Magazine interview:
LM: What are your takes on lip-synching?
AS: I'm totally against it and offended by it. I'm going out to let my real talent show, not to just stand there and dance around. Personally, I'd never lip-synch. It's just not me.

Stand there and dance around, eh ? NEVAR !~

Alice Wonderbra
10-25-2004, 10:42 AM
not all pop stars lip synch.

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April
10-25-2004, 11:08 AM
Well if that's true then five gold stars. She's just lacking in talent, that's all.

Can't win them all, eh wot ?

iconoclastic pastry
10-25-2004, 07:48 PM
GIRL YOU KNOW IT'S- GIRL YOU KNOW IT'S- GIRL YOU KNOW IT'S- GIRL YOU KNOW IT'S- GIRL YOU KNOW IT'S- GIRL YOU KNOW IT'S-

heavens_final_samurai
10-25-2004, 09:29 PM
well lets think about this for a second, if u watched the video it is totally off timing. when any star does lip sinking they have timing down so so so so soso good that this would never happen, proving that she does not lip sinque and second of all the fact taht she walked off in the middle was another clue that something got messed up, not that im for ashley but u have to look at the facts before u star acusing someone of things

TK
10-25-2004, 11:20 PM
not all pop stars lip synch.

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Nah, but if they don't, they make up for it by lying about and exagerating other things. :)

And it's funny because before you posted that I was just thinking, "That Ashlee Simpson quote where she talks about not lip synching reminds me of all the bullshit tough talk Avril says in interviews."