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James (The Disney Guy)
06-22-2014, 12:08 AM
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Monty Pythons Flying Circus [1970]

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1CD
MP3 192Kbs
19 Tracks
55Mins

Track Listing


1. Flying Sheep
2. A Man With Three Buttocks
3. Crunchy Frog
4. Nudge, Nudge Wink, Wink
5. The Mouse Problem
6. Buying a Bed
7. Interesting People
8. Barber Shop Sketch
9. Lumberjack Song
10. Interview
11. Arthur Two Sheds
12. Children's Stories
13. Visitors
14. Albatross
15. Mr.Hilter
16. The North Minehead By-Election
17. Me, Doctor
18. Dead Parrot Sketch
19. Self-Defence
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Another Monty Python Record [1971]

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1CD
MP3 128kbs
20 Tracks
54Mins Approx

Track Listing


1. Apologies
2. Spanish Inquistion
3. World Forum
4. Gumby Theatre Ect.
5. The Architect Sketch
6. Spanish Inquistion, Part 2
7. Ethel the Frog (The PIranha Brothers)
8. Death of Mary, Queen Of Scots
9. Penguin On The TV
10. Spanish Inquistion, Part 3 Comfy Chair
11. Be A Great Actor
12. Theatre Critic
13. Royal Festival Hall Concert
14. Spam
15. The Judges
16. Stake Your Claim
17. Still No Sign of Land
18. The Judges (Again)
19. Undertaker
20. Spanish Inquistion, Part 4 Folk Songs
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Monty Python's Previous Record [1972]

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1CD
MP3 128Kbs
20 Tracks
45Mins


1. Embarrassment-Book At Bedtime
2. Dennis Moore
3. The Money Programme
4. Dennis Moore Continues
5. Australian Table Wines
6. The Argument Clinic
7. How To Do It Lessons
8. Putting Budgies Down
9. Eric the Half A Bee
10. Radio Quiz Game
11. Travel Agency
12. A Massage
13. Silly Noises Quiz
14. Miss Anne Elk
15. We Love The Yangtse
16. A Minute Passed
17. Eclipse of the Sun
18. Alistair Cook
19. The Wonderful World of Sounds
20. A Fairy Tale
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The Monty Python Matching Tie and Handkerchief [1973]

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1CD
MP3 128
16 Tracks
45Mins Approx

Track Listing


1. Church Police"
2. Elephantoplasty"
3. Novel Writing"
4. Word Association"
5. Bruces/Philosopher's Song"
6. The Adventures of Ralph Mellish/Hot Dogs and Knickers"
7. Cheese Shop sketch"
8. Wasp Club/Tiger Talk"
9. Great Actors"
10. The Background to History"
11. First World War Noises"
12. Boxing Tonight (Fight Of The Century)"
13. Minister for Overseas Development (aka Mrs. Niggerbaiter explodes)"
14. Oscar Wilde and Friends"
15. Buying A Cat (aka Taking in the Terrier)"
16. Phone-In"
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Live at Drury Lane [1974]
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1CD
MP3 128
22 Tracks
60Mins

Track Listing


1. Inrtoduction
2. Llamas
3. Gumby Flower Arranging
4. Terry Jones Link
5. Secret Service
6. Wrestling
7. Communist Quiz (Including World Forum)
8. Idiot Song
9. Albatross
10. Nudge Nudge
11. Silly Noises
12. Cocktail Bar
13. Travel Agent
14. Spot the Brain Cell
15. Bruce's Song
16. Argument Song
17. Four Yorkshirmen
18. Election Special (Medley)
19. Lumberjack Song
20. Theme Song "Liberty Bell"
21. Parrot Sketch
22. Liberty Bell
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The Album of the Soundtrack of the Trailer of the Film of Monty Python and the Holy Grail [1975]

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1CD
MP3 128
25 Tracks
45Mins

Track Listing



1. Introduction To The Executive Version
2. Tour Of The Classic Silbury Hill Theatre
3. Live Broadcast From London: Premiere Of The Film
4. Narration From The Silbury Hill Gentlemen's Room / You're Using Coconuts (extended version on 1997 CD)
5. Bring Out Your Dead
6. King Arthur And The Old Woman: A Lesson In Anarcho-Syndicalist Commune Living
7. A Witch?
8. A Lesson In Logic
9. Knights of the Round Table
10. The Quest For The Holy Grail
11. Live From The Parking Lot At The Silbury Hill Theatre
12. The Castle Of Louis De Lombard: A Strange Person (extended version on 1997 CD)
13. Bomb Scare
14. This Is Side Two!
15. Executive Version Announcement - Apology
16. The Story Of The Film So Far
17. The Tale Of Sir Robin
18. The Knights Who Say Ni!
19. Interview with Filmmaker Carl French
20. The Tale Of Sir Lancelot: At Swamp Castle
21. Tim the Enchanter / A Shakespearean Critique
22. A Foul-Tempered Rabbit
23. The Bridge of Death (1997 CD version only)
24. Executive Version Addendum
25. The Castle Aaargh / The End
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Monty Python Live at City Center [1976]

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1CD
MP3 128
19 Tracks
62Mins

Track Listing


1. Introduction/"Llama"
2. Gumby Flower Arranging"
3. Short Blues" by Neil Innes
4. Wrestling"
5. World Forum"
6. Albatross"/"Colonel Stopping It"
7. Nudge Nudge"
9. Crunchy Frog"
10. Bruces' Song"
11. Travel Agent"
12. Camp Judges"/"Blackmail"
13. Protest Song" by Neil Innes
14. Pet Shop"
15. Four Yorkshiremen"
16. Argument Clinic"
17. Death of Mary, Queen of Scots"
18. Salvation Fuzz"/"Church Police"
19. Lumberjack Song"
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The Monty Python Instant Record Collection [1977]

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1CD
MP3 128
24 Tracks
56 Mins Approx

Track Listing



1. Introductions
2. Alistair Cooke
3. Nudge, Nudge
4. Mrs. Nigger-Baiter
5. Constitutional Peasants
6. Fish Licence / Eric the Half a Bee
7. Australian Table Wines
8. Silly Noises
9. Novel Writing
10. Elephantoplasty
11. How To Do It
12. Gumby Cherry Orchard
13. Oscar Wilde
14. Introduction
15. Argument
16. French Taunter
17. Summarise Proust Competition
18. Cheese Emporium
19. Funerals at Prestatyn
20. Camelot
21. Word Association
22. Bruces
23. Parrot
24. Monty Python Theme
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Monty Python's Life of Brian [1979]

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1CD
MP3 128
30 Tracks
55Mins Approx

Track Listing


1. Introduction
2. Brian Song
3. The Wise Men At The Manger
4. Brian Song (Continued)
5. Sermon on the Mount (Big Noise)
6. Stone Salesman
7. Stoning
8. Ex-Leper (Nortius Maximus)
9. You Mean You Were Raped
10. Revolutionaries in the Amphitheatre (Loretta)
11. Romans Go Home
12. What Have the Romans Ever Done For Us
13. Ben
14. Brian Before Pilate (Throw Him to the Floor)
15. Prophets
16. Beard Salesman
17. Brian's Prophecy
18. The Hermit
19. He's Not the Messiah
20. He's A Very Naughty Boy
21. Pilate Sentences Brian
22. Nisus Wettus
23. Pilate With the Crowd (Welease Wodger)
24. Nisus Wettus with the Gaolers
25. Release Brian
26. Not So Bad Once Your Up
27. Revs Salute Brain
28. Cheeky Is Released
29. Mandy to her Son
30. Look On The Bright Side of Life (All Things Dull And Ugly)
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Monty Python's Contractual Obligation Album [1980]

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1CD
MP3 128
24 Tracks
45 Mins Approx

Track Listing


1. Sit on My Face
2. Announcement
3. Henry Kissinger
4. String
5. Never Be Rude to an Arab
6. I Like Chinese
7. Bishop
8. Medical Love Song
9. Farewell to John Denver
10. Finland
11. I'm So Worried
12. Bet You They Won't Play This Song On The Radio
13. Martyrdom of St. Victor
14. Here Comes Another One
15. Bookshop
16. Do What John
17. Rock Notes
18. Muddy Knees
19. Crocodile
20. Decomposing Composers
21. Bells
22. Traffic Lights
23. All Things Dull & Ugly
24. A Scottish Farewell
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The Hastily Cobbled Together for a Fast Buck Album [1981]

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1CD
MP3 128
26 Tracks
54 Mins

Track Listing



1. An Announcer
2. Here Comes Another One [A Clockwork Orange Version]
3. I'm So Worried! [Country/Western version]
4. Mrs. Particle and Mrs. Velocity
5. Otto and the Suicide Squad (deleted scene from Life of Brian)
6. Otto Song
7. Rooting Around in My Attic
8. Psychopath
9. Olympic Shopping
10. Bunn Whackett Buzzard Stubble and Boot
11. Talking Science (DNA)
12. School Song
13. Headmaster/Dead School Boy
14. Laughing at the Unfortunate
15. I've Got Two Legs
16. Leg Amputation
17. Re-assuring You About the Doctor
18. Deep-Sea Insurance Agent/Accountancy Shanty
19. Indian Restaurant
20. Minister of Defence
21. Freelance Undertaker
22. Rudyard Kipling
23. Apology
24. Memory Training
25. Acronyms
26. Hi-fi Shop
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Monty Python's The Meaning of Life [1983]

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1CD
MP3 128
24 Tracks
55Mins Approx

Track Listing


1. Introduction
2. Fish Introduction
3. The Meaning Of Life Song
4. Birth
5. Birth Link/Frying Eggs
6. Every Sperm is Sacred
7. Potestant Couple
8. Adventures Of Martin Luther
9. Sex Education
10. Trench Warfare
11. The Great Tea of 1914-18
12. Fish Link
13. Terry Gilliam's Intro
14. Accountancy Shanty
15. Zulu Wars
16. Link (Michael Palin)
17. The Dungeon Restaurant
18. Link-Live Organ Transplants
19. The Galexy Song
20. The Nit Noel Coward (Penus) Song
21. Mr. Creosote
22. The Grim Reaper
23. Christmas In Heaven
24. Dedication (To Fish)
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The Final Rip Off [1987]

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2CD
MP3 128
47 Tracks
115 Mins

Track Listing



CD1
1. Introduction
2. Constitutional Peasant
3. Fish License
4. Eric the Half-a-Bee Song
5. Finland Song (alternative mix)
6. Travel Agent
7. Are You Embarrassed Easily?
8. Australian Table Wines
9. Argument
10. Henry Kissinger Song (extended version) (See also: Henry Kissinger)
11. Parrot (Oh, Not Again)
12. Sit On My Face (alternative mix)
13. Undertakers
14. Novel Writing
15. String
16. Bells
17. Traffic Lights
18. Cocktail Bar
19. Four Yorkshiremen
20. Election Special
21. The Lumberjack Song

CD 2


1. I Like Chinese (alternative mix)
2. Spanish Inquisition, Pt. 1
3. Cheese Shop
4. Cherry Orchard
5. Architects Sketch
6. Spanish Inquisition, Pt. 2
7. Spam
8. Spanish Inquisition, Pt. 3
9. Comfy Chair
10. Famous Person Quiz
11. You Be the Actor
12. Nudge, Nudge
13. Cannibalism
14. Spanish Inquisition Revisited
15. I Bet You They Won't Play This Song on the Radio (alternative mix)
16. Bruces' Philosophers Song
17. Bookshop
18. Do Wot John
19. Rock Notes
20. I'm So Worried
21. Crocodile
22. French Taunter
23. Marilyn Monroe
24. Swamp Castle
25. French Taunter, Pt. 2
26. Last Word
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Monty Python Sings [1991]

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1CD
MP3 128
25 Tracks
1Hr

Track Listing



1. "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life"
2. "Sit on My Face
3. "Lumberjack Song"
4. "Penis Song (Not the Noel Coward Song)"
5. "Oliver Cromwell"
6. "Money Song"
7. "Accountancy Shanty"
8. "Finland"
9. "Medical Love Song"
10. "I'm So Worried"
11. "Every Sperm Is Sacred"
12. "Never Be Rude to an Arab"
13. "I Like Chinese"
14. "Eric the Half-a-Bee"
15. "Brian Song"
16. "Bruces' Philosophers Song (Bruces' Song)"
17. "The Meaning of Life"
18. "Knights of the Round Table (Camelot Song)"
19. "All Things Dull and Ugly"
20. "Decomposing Composers"
21. "Henry Kissinger"
22. "I've Got Two Legs"
23. "Christmas in Heaven"
24. "Galaxy Song"
25. "Spam Song"
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The Ultimate Monty Python Rip Off [1994]

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1CD
MP3 160
29 Tracks
75Mins

Track Listing


1. "Introduction"
2. "Finland"
3. "Travel Agent"
4. "I Like Chinese"
5. "French Taunter"
6. "Australian Table Wines"
7. "Spanish Inquisition"
8. "The Galaxy Song"
9. "Every Sperm is Sacred"
10. "Grim Reaper"
11. "Sit on My Face"
12. "Argument"
13. "Death of Mary, Queen of Scots"
14. "Four Yorkshiremen"
15. "Lumberjack Song"
16. "Albatross"
17. "Nudge, Nudge"
18. "Parrot"
19. "Bruces / Philosophers' Song"
20. "Fish Licence"
21. "Eric the Half"-a-Bee
22. "The Spam Song"
23. "Big Nose"
24. "Stoning"
25. "Link 1"
26. "Welease Woger"
27. "Link 2"
28. "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life"
29. "Spanish Inquisition" (Ending)

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Eric Idle Sings Monty Python [2001]

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1CD
MP3 128
22 Tracks
57 Mins



Track Listing


1. Spam Song
2. The Meaning of Life
3. Money Song
4. Every Sperm is Sacred
5. Accountancy Shanty
6. The Meaning Of Life Poem
7. I Like Chinese
8. The Bruces' Philosophers Song
9. Men Men Men
10. Shopping
11. Sit On My Face
12. Penis Song
13. All Things Dull And Ugly
14. Eric The Half A Bee
15. One Foot In The Grave
16. I Must Be In Love
17. Rock Notes
18. The Galaxy Song
19. Medical Love Song
20. Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
21. Lumberjack Song
22. Liberty Bell
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Spamalot [2006]

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1CD
MP3 128
25 Tracks
52Mins


1. Tuning
2. Overture
3. Historian's Introduction to Act 1
4. Finland/Fish Slapping Dance
5. Monks Chant/He Is Not Dead Yet
6. Come With Me
7. Laker Girls Cheer
8. The Song That Goes Like This
9. He Is Not Dead Ye (Play Off)
10. All for One
11. Knights of the Round Table/That Song Goes Like This (Reprise)
12. Find Your Grail
13. Run Away
14. The Intermission
15. Historian's Introduction To Act II
16. Always Look On The Bright Side of Life
17. Beave Sir Robin
18. You Won't Succeed on Broadway
19. Diva's Lamnet (Whatever Happned to My Part?)
20. Where Are You?
21. His Name Is Lancelot
22. I'm All Alive
23. Twice in Every Show
24. Act II Finale
25. Always Look on the Bright Side of Life (Company Bow)
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De Wolfe Presents: Monty Python: 30 Musical Masterpieces 69-74 [2009]

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1CD
MP3 192
30 Tracks
73 Mins

Track Listing


1. Liberty Bell (Monty Python's Flying Circus Theme)
2. Ad Lib (The Visitors)
3. Academy Award (Light Entertainment Awards)
4. Man of Power (Film Director / Teeth)
5. Peter Pan (Children's Story)
6. Bright Lights (Blackmail) Sam Fonteyn
7. Market Research (The Golden Age of Ballooning)
8. Roving Report No.2 (It's a Living)
9. Hearts & Flowers (Blood, Devastation, Death, War & Horror)
10. Eye of Horus (Déjà vû) Peter Willshire & Keith Chester
11. Early Dusk (Dennis Moore)
12. Pastoralia (Gumby Flower Arranging)
13. Flute Promenade (Animation)
14. Comedy Set Variation 2 (The Pantomime Horse Is a Secret Agent Film)
15. Eveil a L'Aube (Owl Stretching Time)
16. Arena March (Ideal Loon Exhibition)
17. Man of Destiny (Whicker's World/Njorl's Saga)
18. The Hunt (Mosquito Hunters)
19. March Trident (Olympic Hide & Seek Final)
20. Ripcord (Salad Days)
21. Aggression (Scott of the Sahara)
22. The Poor Soul (Zeppelin)
23. Theatre Overture (Trim Jeans Theatre)
24. David & Goliath (The Attila the Hun Show)
25. The Bankquet Pt. 3 (Brandle de Bourgogne)
26. Trumpet Call (Elizabeth L)
27. Military Preparation (The All England Summarize Proust Competition)
28. Casbah (Archaeology Today)
29. The Long Haul (Russian 42nd International Clambake)
30. On the River (Royal Episode 13)

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Monty Python Sing Again (Deluxe)[2014]
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2CD
MP3 256
50 Tracks
2 Hrs 3 Mins

Track Listing


Disc: 1
1. Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
2. Meaning Of Life
3. The Silly Walk Song
4. Penis Song (Not the Noel Coward Song)
5. Money Song
6. Oliver Cromwell
7. Accountancy Shanty
8. Finland
9. Medical Love Song
10. I'm So Worried
11. Every Sperm Is Sacred
12. I Like Chinese
13. The Naval Medley
14. Sit On My Face
15. Never Be Rude To An Arab
16. Eric The Half A Bee
17. Brian Song
18. Rudyard Kipling
19. Nudge Rap / Blackmail
20. Bruces' Philosophers' Song
21. Knights Of The Round Table
22. All Things Dull And Ugly
23. Decomposing Composers
24. Henry Kissinger
25. I've Got Two Legs
26. Rainy Day In Berlin
27. Christmas In Heaven
28. Galaxy Song
29. Spam Song
30. Lousy Song
31. Lumberjack Song

Disc: 2

1. Flying Sheep
2. A Man With Three Buttocks (Television Interviews)
3. Crunchy Frog (Trade Description Act)
4. Nudge Nudge Wink Wink
5. The Mouse Problem
6. Buying A Bed
7. Interesting People
8. Barber Shop Sketch (The Barber)
9. Lumberjack Song
10. Interview
11. Arthur Two Sheds
12. Children's Stories
13. Visitors
14. Albatross
15. Mr Hilter
16. The North Minehead By-Election
17. Me, Doctor
18. Dead Parrot Sketch
19. Self Defence
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Monty Python Total Rubbish [2014]

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9CD
MP3 320
10Hrs +

Track Listing/CD Listing


CD1: Monty Python’s Flying Circus

1. Flying Sheep
2. A Man with Three Buttocks
3. Crunchy Frog (Trade Description Act)
4. Nudge Nudge Wink Wink
5. The Mouse Problem
6. Buying a Bed
7. Interesting People
8. Barber Shop Sketch(The Barber)
9. Lumberjack Song
10. Interview
11. Arthur Two Sheds
12. Children's Stories
13. Visitors
14. Albatross
15. Mr Hilter
16. The North Minehead By - Election
17. Me, Doctor
18. Dead Parrot Sketch
19. Self Defence

CD2: Another Monty Python Record

1. Introduction (Part 1)
2. Introduction (Apology)
3. Spanish Inquisition (Part 1) (Extended)
4. Gumby Theatre
5. Contradiction
6. Abattoire
7. Spanish Inquisition (Part 2)
8. Ethel The Frog
9. Mary Queen Of Scots (Extended)
10. Spanish Inquisition (Ending) (Extended)
11. Sound Quiz
12. Be A Great Actor
13. Neville Shunt
14. Festival Hall Emille
15. Spam Sketch
16. Spam Song (Edit)
17. Camp Judges
18. Stake Your Claim
19. Lifeboat
20. Camp Judges (Part 2)
21. Undertaker (1:40)
22. Knees Up Mother Brown Sketch
23. Treadmill Lager
24. Bishop At Home (Mr. Stoddard)
25. Court Room Sketch
26. Undertaker (Dead Bishops On The Landing)

CD3: Monty Python’s Previous Record

1. Introduction
2. Are You Embarrassed Easily?
3. A Book At Bedtime
4. England 1747 Denis Moore
5. Money Program
6. Money Song
7. Denis Moore (Part 2)
8. Denis Moore Song (Robin Hood Theme)
9. Australian Table Wine
10. Denis Moore Song (Robin Hood Theme) (Part 2)
11. Argument (Edit)
12. How To Do It
13. Denis Moore Song (Robin Hood Theme) (Part 3)
14. Pepperpots
15. Personal Freedom
16. Denis Moore Song (Robin Hood Theme) (Part 4)
17. Eric The Half A Bee Sketch
18. Eric The Half A Bee
19. What Do You Do Quiz
20. Travel Agent
21. Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister
22. Silly Noises
23. An Elk Sketch
24. Yangtse Kiang Sketch
25. Yangtse Kiang Song
26. Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister (Part 2)
27. A Minute Past
28. 1972 Eclipse Of The Sun
29. Alistair Cook Attacked By A Duck
30. Wonderful World Of Sound
31. Certified Stiff
32. Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister (Part 3)
33. Happy Valley
34. Baxter's
35. Meteorology
36. Blood, Devastation, War & Horror
37. The Great debate
38. Mortuary Visit
39. Flying Fox Of The Yard
40. Is There
41. Teach Yourself Heath
42. The Book Ad
43. Big Red Bowl
44. Pepperpots (Part 2)
45. Pellagra

CD4: Monty Python’s Matching Tie and Handkerchief

1. Election Forum
2. Dead Bishops/ Rats
3. Elephantoplasty
4. Novel Writing
5. Word Association
6. Bruce's Sketch
7. Bruce's Song
8. Ralph Mellish
9. Doctor Quote
10. Cheese Emporium
11. Wasp/ Tiger Club
12. Raspberry
13. Great Actors
14. Background To History
15. Record Shop
16. First World War
17. Mrs Niggerbaiter
18. Oscar Wilde
19. Pet Shop
20. Phone In
21. Psychopath
22. TelePrompter Football Results
23. Radio Tuning Radio 4 - Announcer Graham Chapman/ Radio Time Announcer Terry Jones
24. Radio Shop
CD5: Monty Python Live at the Theatre Royal, Drury Lane

1. Introduction
2. Llamas (Including 'Granada')
3. Gumby Flower Arranging
4. Terry Jones Link
5. Secret Service
6. Wrestling
7. Communist Quiz (Including 'World In Action')
8. Idiot Song
9. Albatross
10. Nudge Nudge
11. Silly Noises
12. Cocktail Bar
13. Travel Agent
14. Spot The Brain Cell
15. Bruce's Song
16. Argument Song
17. Four Yorkshiremen
18. Election Special (Medley)
19. Lumberjack Song
20. Theme Song 'Liberty Bell'
21. Parrot Sketch
22. Theme Song 'Liberty Bell' (Part 2)
23. UK Tour Interview Promo

CD6: Monty Python’s Holy Grail

1. Introduction (Monty Python And The Holy Grail)
2. Introduction (Part 2) (Monty Python And The Holy Grail)
3. Arrival At Castle
4. Constitutional Peasants
5. Witch Burning
6. Logician
7. Camelot
8. Camelot Song
9. Arthur And God
10. Classic (Silbury Hill)
11. French Castle
12. Announcement (Monty Python And The Holy Grail)
13. Apology (Monty Python And The Holy Grail)
14. So Far
15. Brave Sir Robin
16. The Knights Who Say "Ni"
17. Classic (Silbury Hill) (Part 2)
18. Marilyn Monroe
19. Sir Lancelot & Swamp
20. Tim The Enchanter
21. Drama Critic
22. Hand Grenade Of Antioch
23. Announcement (Monty Python And The Holy Grail) (Part 2)
24. End Of Quest
25. Arthur's Song
26. Documentary - Terry Jones And Michael Palin
27. Run Away Song

CD7: Monty Python’s Life Of Brian

1. Introduction
2. Brian Song
3. The Wise Men At The Manger
4. Brian Song (Part 2)
5. Sermon On The Mount (Big Nose)
6. Stone Salesman
7. Stoning
8. Ex - Leper
9. You Mean You Were Raped? (Nortius Maximus)
10. Link To Revolutionaries In The Amphitheatre (Loretta)
11. Revolutionaries In The Amphitheatre (Loretta)
12. Romans Go Home
13. What Have The Romans Ever Done For Us?
14. Ben
15. Brian Before Pilate (Throw Him To The Floor)
16. Prophets
17. Beard Salesman
18. Brian's Prophecy
19. The Hermit
20. He's Not The Messiah
21. He's A Very Naughty Boy
22. Pilate Sentences Brian
23. Nisus Wettus
24. Pilate With The Crowd (Welease Wodger)
25. Nisus Wettus With The Gaolers
26. Release Brian
27. Not So Bad Once You're Up
28. Revs Salute Brian
29. Cheeky Is Released
30. Mandy To Her Son
31. Look On The Bright Side Of Life (All Things Dull And Ugly)
32. Otto Sketch
33. Otto Song
34. Otto Song Demo (Python Sings)
35. Brian Song - Alternate Version
36. Radio Ad - Record Shop
37. Radio Ad - Twice As Good

CD8: Monty Python’s Contractual Obligation Album

1. Sit On My Face
2. Announcement
3. Henry Kissinger
4. String
5. Never Be Rude To An Arab
6. I Like Chinese
7. The Bishop
8. Medical Love Song
9. Finland
10. I'm So Worried
11. I Bet You They Won't Play This Song On The Radio
12. Martydom Of St Victor
13. Here Comes Another One
14. Bookshop
15. Do What John
16. Rock Notes
17. Muddy Knees
18. Crocodile
19. Decomposing Composers
20. Bells
21. Traffic Lights
22. All Things Dull And Ugly
23. A Scottish Farewell
24. Contractual Obligation - Terry Jones And Graham Chapman Promotional Interview
25. Radio Ad Obligation Promo
26. Medical Love Song - Alternate Demo Version
27. I'm So Worried (Demo Version)

CD9: Monty Python’s The Meaning Of Life

1. Intro (The Meaning Of Life)
2. Fish (Morning)
3. The Meaning Of Life
4. (Part One) The Miracle Of Birth
5. MP Link
6. (Part Two) The Third World (Yorkshire)
7. Every Sperm Is Sacred
8. Bloody Catholics
9. Link (Martin Luther)
10. (Part Three) Growth And Learning
11. (Part Four) Fighting Each Other
12. Terry Gilliam Introduction
13. Accountancy Shanty
14. (Part Five) Live Organ Transplants (Galaxy Song)
15. (Part Six) The Autumn Years (The Not Noel Coward Song)
16. (Part Seven) Death (Christmas In Heaven)
17. MP Link (Dedication To Fish)
18. Intro Title Song Demo Meaning Of Life - Piano Version
19. Alternate Intro Title Song Meaning Of Life - Band Version
20. Fat Song - Deleted Intro To Mr Creosote Sketch
21. Alternate Christmas In Heaven Song
22. Radio Ad - Philisophers Corner
23. Radio Ad - Officer
24. Radio Ad - German Translation
25. Greasy Hair
26. Dino Viccotti
27. Stretch The Script
28. Grand Prix
29. Hard Of Thinking
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Monty Python Live! (Mostly) One Down Five to Go (DVD Rip) [2014]

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2CD
MP3 320
52 Tracks
2Hrs 17Mins

Track Listing


CD1

1. Overture
2. 20th Century Vole/One Down Five to Go/Retardis
3. The Llama
4. Liberty Bell
5. Four Yorkshirman
6. Missing Lips
7. The Fish Slap Dance
8. The Penis Song
9. The Navel Medley
10. Camping Out
11. Chaplin
12. The Colonel (It's Silly)
13. The Ballet Townswomen Guild Presents the Battle of Pearl Harbour
14. Michelangelo's David
15. Michelangelo & The Pope
16. Every Sperm Is Sacred
17. The Blacklifts
18. God Appears
19. Silly Olympics
20. The Lion Tamer
21. The Lumberjack Song
22. Charles Atlas
23. Philospher's Football Pt 1
24. The Bruces (Feat, Eddie Izzard)
25. Philospher's Football Pt.2
26. Crunchy Frog
27. Blood, Devastation, Death, War and Horror
28. I Like Chinese/Pepperpots (Intermission)

CD 2

1. Spam Lake
2. Sit On My Face
3. Mary Queen of Scots
4. Gumby Flower Arranging
5. Camp Judges
6. Full Frontal Nudity
7. Albatross
8. Nudge Nudge
9. Blackmail Song
10. Blackmail (Feat, Mike Myers)
11. Anne Elth's Teory on Brontosaures
12. Conrad Pooh's Dancing Teeth
13. The Spanish Inqusition
14. Galexy Song
15. Brian Cox & Stephen Hawking
16. Venus De Mile
17. Silly Walk Song
18. Argument Clinic
19. Spam Cafe'
20. Dead Parrot
21. Exploding Orchestra
22. Cannibal Pram
23. Christmas In Heaven
24. Always Look On The Bright Side of Life/Credits
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BONUS: Monty Python's Little Black Round Thing [LP]

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1CD
2 Tracks
MP3 320
14 Mins

Track Listing


1. Introduction from Head of New Musical Express / Election Night Special: part 1 / Hair Spray Ad
2. Reviews / Election Night Special: part 2 / The Lumberjack Song
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2CD
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40 Tracks
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Spectre8750
06-22-2014, 12:24 AM
Wowsers or should I say Ni, ni!
Nice share!, it's like a Golden Grail hidden inside a giant wooden rabbit! I'm still trying to get out of Castle Anthrax, feeling weaker everyday!

Links received, thanks Kirk!

James (The Disney Guy)
06-22-2014, 12:47 AM
Thxs Spectre :)

pjmontana
06-22-2014, 12:47 AM
Kirk101, could you please send me the links to this marvelous collection. Thank you for the post and the links.

blarginhooserblarg
06-22-2014, 01:25 AM
Can I get the links sent to me when ready? Awesome assortment, thanks!

James (The Disney Guy)
06-22-2014, 03:32 AM
Links Sent
Thankyou For Your Patience

Bigfatvirgil
06-22-2014, 04:11 AM
A link to the "Eric Idle Sings..." would be most welcome.
Cheers

James (The Disney Guy)
06-22-2014, 04:21 AM
Link Sent

Creativeawesome
06-22-2014, 04:59 AM
Can I have a link please?

halibut2209
06-22-2014, 05:08 AM
Links would be fab. Ni!

James (The Disney Guy)
06-22-2014, 05:14 AM
You Need To Post Some More Before I Can PM You

captainpumpkin
06-22-2014, 05:28 AM
Would love the link to this - thanks in advance

Cpt Rex Kramer
06-22-2014, 06:19 AM
WoW! This is fantastic. I have a few of these on cassette (Somewhere.). Would love to get the link. Thanks for the great post, Kirk101.

James (The Disney Guy)
06-22-2014, 06:22 AM
Your Welcome

Petros
06-22-2014, 06:57 AM
Great upload!
May I have the links, please?

Zbranek001
06-22-2014, 06:59 AM
Ni... I love a listen...

James (The Disney Guy)
06-22-2014, 07:02 AM
Links Sent (Except Halibutt 2209 You Need to Post More Times to Unlock PM Box)

Thanks to Sprectre & Petros For the Rep
And Thanks to All Who Clicked The "Like" Button It Helps Motivate Me To Make More Threads Enjoy

shad70dsd
06-22-2014, 08:23 AM
Link received! Many thanks...

moviemusicsi
06-22-2014, 08:27 AM
brian your a very naughty boy ..... would love the links... thanks !!

James (The Disney Guy)
06-22-2014, 08:40 AM
Links Sent!!

"And Now For Something Completely Diffirent....A Man With Three Buttocks"

McNeelRM
06-22-2014, 09:02 AM
I'd love links in a PM when you have a chance. Thanks!

James (The Disney Guy)
06-22-2014, 09:19 AM
Links Sent

Bigfatvirgil
06-22-2014, 10:37 AM
Received.
Many thanks!

speedfoot
06-22-2014, 10:40 AM
links please! THANK YOU GOOD SIR!

Boppa25
06-22-2014, 11:33 AM
Links would be much appreciated. Thanks

marinus
06-22-2014, 12:30 PM
Could you send me the links please? Thank you.

KFairdale
06-22-2014, 12:56 PM
This looks awesome! May I have some links please?

Vlastelin
06-22-2014, 01:42 PM
Pleases links.
Thank you

benjo40
06-22-2014, 02:12 PM
Welease Wodger!

Please, can I have the links....

Also wick wick

and several butchers aprons

(am I a fan or what)

tryman
06-22-2014, 02:17 PM
Hi Kirk, May i have the links please, and thanks for this awesome share.

James (The Disney Guy)
06-22-2014, 02:42 PM
All Links Sent
Enjoy People!

yourfunnyboy
06-22-2014, 02:57 PM
It looks like a mindblowing collection... Could you send me the links please? Thank you so much in advance!

James (The Disney Guy)
06-22-2014, 02:58 PM
Link Sent

swkirby
06-22-2014, 04:52 PM
May I please have the links. There are a couple of the early ones that I had on vinyl but don't anymore. Thanks, in advance... scott

ahdvd
06-22-2014, 05:28 PM
This is just Awesome, looking forwards to seeing them all (minus one) back together next month! Please can I have the link to this great collection?! TIA

pjmontana
06-22-2014, 07:33 PM
Links received. Thank you, Kirk101 for this great post.

♪♫Man
06-22-2014, 09:44 PM
Would love links as well. Thank you.

whorf
06-22-2014, 09:53 PM
Please send the links. Many thanks!

Creativeawesome
06-22-2014, 11:35 PM
Awesome! Thanks for the link :)

James (The Disney Guy)
06-23-2014, 12:20 AM
1. All Links Sent
2. Thanks For Letting Me Know You Recived!
3. Thankyou For the "Likes" And Rep I Am Very Greatful

Enjoy!
Kirk101

Spectre8750
06-23-2014, 01:17 AM
I just got them, and thanks again Kirk, great job!

yourfunnyboy
06-23-2014, 06:00 AM
Thanks again the links, love this collection!

daffymcg
06-23-2014, 07:12 AM
Links would be great. Thanks in advance.

Yen_
06-23-2014, 07:36 AM
Yes please!

td911
06-23-2014, 07:40 AM
Links please
Thanks in advance

James (The Disney Guy)
06-23-2014, 08:25 AM
Links Sent

boso007
06-23-2014, 08:42 AM
This looks awesome!
Pleases links.
Thank you!!

James (The Disney Guy)
06-23-2014, 08:44 AM
You Need to Post A Few More Times To Unlock Your PM Box

EricDraven2
06-23-2014, 08:55 AM
Hi there, please send links for, "Flying Circus", "Another MP Record", "MP's Previous Record" and "MP's Matching Tie and Handkerchief". Haven't seen these since I had them as a kid. Thanx!

daffymcg
06-23-2014, 09:02 AM
Links received! Thank you!!!

James (The Disney Guy)
06-23-2014, 09:18 AM
Hi there, please send links for, "Flying Circus", "Another MP Record", "MP's Previous Record" and "MP's Matching Tie and Handkerchief". Haven't seen these since I had them as a kid. Thanx!

Links Sent

conbarba
06-23-2014, 09:28 AM
I would absolutely love this link

thank you in advance

James (The Disney Guy)
06-23-2014, 09:33 AM
Links Sent

miggyb
06-23-2014, 10:53 AM
Could I have links please? Thank you very much.

James (The Disney Guy)
06-23-2014, 10:54 AM
Link Sent

ScouseEd75
06-23-2014, 12:25 PM
might i trouble you for some links kind sir?

James (The Disney Guy)
06-23-2014, 12:31 PM
Link Sent

ScouseEd75
06-23-2014, 12:52 PM
many many many thanks indeed ;0

kingpellinore
06-23-2014, 01:06 PM
Hoo-boy. Great share.

Pre-thanks for a link?

Yen_
06-23-2014, 01:07 PM
Links received, thanks Kirk. "Nudge, nudge. Wink wink. Say no more". I couldn't find Spamalot included but here it is monty python's spamalot (2005 original broadway cast) - Download - 4shared - Admusicals ([Only registered and activated users can see links]).

James (The Disney Guy)
06-23-2014, 01:11 PM
It Is Its Entitled Original Broadway recorfing In The Link I Sent All Soundtracks Are In There

nshumate
06-23-2014, 01:13 PM
Links, please and thanks!

James (The Disney Guy)
06-23-2014, 01:16 PM
Link Sent

cmcougar
06-23-2014, 03:02 PM
Could I possibly get links for the first two albums pretty please? Thanks.

radionaut
06-23-2014, 05:51 PM
Hello Mr Gold...May I have the links? Thank you very, very much!!!!

yodalovesboobs
06-23-2014, 07:00 PM
Would love the links please!

Hackmaster12
06-23-2014, 08:10 PM
I would love to get the links. Are they wafer thin?

rabinrocks
06-23-2014, 10:22 PM
link for The Album of the Soundtrack of the Trailer of the Film of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. thanks in advance!

James (The Disney Guy)
06-24-2014, 01:36 AM
All Links Sent

whorf
06-24-2014, 02:38 AM
Link received. Many thanks!

duraacetriple
06-24-2014, 04:20 AM
Link please? What a set!

cmcougar
06-24-2014, 05:27 AM
Links received! Thanks so much!

eddyospina
06-24-2014, 05:52 AM
I'd love a copy of the links too please? Many thanks.

James (The Disney Guy)
06-24-2014, 06:05 AM
Links Sent

RobJam
06-24-2014, 06:36 AM
Yes please, I'm missing a few of these.
Cheers!

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Links received, thanks very very much!

eddyospina
06-24-2014, 08:07 AM
Link received, thank you kindly!

Dandzialf
06-24-2014, 08:17 AM
Can I ask for a link? Thanks!

James (The Disney Guy)
06-24-2014, 08:24 AM
Link Sent

Dandzialf
06-24-2014, 09:50 AM
Link received.
Many thanks!

yodalovesboobs
06-24-2014, 12:14 PM
Links received, thank you!

radionaut
06-25-2014, 05:40 PM
Got the link....and dling now......thanks Gold!

WildwoodPark
06-25-2014, 05:50 PM
What's the bit rate on these and it wasn't released as a complete set was it?

Thanks.

too old to grow up
06-25-2014, 06:23 PM
Mr. Gold - I too would love these links. I'm not quite dead yet.

James (The Disney Guy)
06-26-2014, 01:06 AM
Mr. Gold - I too would love these links. I'm not quite dead yet.

Link Sent

too old to grow up
06-26-2014, 03:39 PM
Link Sent

Links received and thank you very much!! I'll be laughing my *ss off in a bit.

Hackmaster12
06-27-2014, 10:22 AM
Link received. Thank you!

Yixinomei
06-27-2014, 12:20 PM
I have the link now, thanks a lot!

Reaperman
06-27-2014, 01:08 PM
Phenomenal collection you have. A link would be appreciated. Many thanks in advance.

Edit: Link received. Thanks so very much.

James (The Disney Guy)
06-27-2014, 01:10 PM
Link Sent

Fez
06-27-2014, 03:31 PM
Could I please request the link.

[Edit] Received, thanks!

James (The Disney Guy)
06-27-2014, 03:33 PM
Link Sent

Puea
06-27-2014, 03:57 PM
Dear fine Sir,

one would like to aquire a copy of the Link to these fine Tunes.

James (The Disney Guy)
06-27-2014, 04:01 PM
Link Sent

Puea
06-27-2014, 04:11 PM
Thank you kind Sir for the quick delivery, one was pleased.

aka

gratz bro, imma' happy

lashlarue
06-27-2014, 04:22 PM
what a inviting presentation.i can´t resist.if you find the time in between all the link sending....i´ll be up all night.thanks.

James (The Disney Guy)
06-27-2014, 04:32 PM
Link sent

lashlarue
06-27-2014, 06:33 PM
what a tasteful,elaborate presentation,and thanks for the prompt delivery,too.
´another monty python record´ does not download,even after several trials.just this one file.

laohu
06-27-2014, 06:45 PM
Interesting collection,,, and I`m interested, Thanks Mr G

denrock
06-27-2014, 07:54 PM
Any chance I can get the links? Thanks for sharing.

Walpermure
06-27-2014, 10:13 PM
I'm very keen for the link to Holy Grail please. Thank you!

James (The Disney Guy)
06-27-2014, 11:52 PM
Link Sent

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what a tasteful,elaborate presentation,and thanks for the prompt delivery,too.
´another monty python record´ does not download,even after several trials.just this one file.

I Have Just Checked the File Seems Fine. Sometimes After You Have Downed A Few Files On MEGA Its Times Out Just Give It An Hr And It'll Be Alright

asterix35
06-28-2014, 12:01 AM
What a great job! Of course I'd like links.
Thank you very much for this great post

James (The Disney Guy)
06-28-2014, 12:04 AM
Link Sent

denrock
06-28-2014, 12:38 AM
Link Sent

Thanks a lot, got the links.

Kaolin
06-28-2014, 12:41 AM
Hi Mr Gold! Can you please send me the links as well?

James (The Disney Guy)
06-28-2014, 12:44 AM
Link Sent

asterix35
06-28-2014, 01:14 AM
Links received thank you very much

Walpermure
06-28-2014, 02:58 AM
Links received, awesome!!! Thank you very,very much!!

julayla
06-28-2014, 09:37 AM
Great list. I so look forward to asking for them.

James (The Disney Guy)
06-28-2014, 03:42 PM
Link Sent

Captain James
07-01-2014, 10:44 AM
More comedy gold...Wow! Again, Mr Gold if you could furnish me with a download link that would be splendid! Many thanks!

James (The Disney Guy)
07-01-2014, 11:07 AM
Link Sent

Torak
07-01-2014, 11:38 AM
Hi, can you send me the links?

James (The Disney Guy)
07-01-2014, 11:41 AM
Link Sent

cluckyou
07-01-2014, 01:10 PM
Hi, great collection. Would you happen to have the remastered Monty Python Sings (Again) deluxe edition that was released today?

James (The Disney Guy)
07-01-2014, 01:30 PM
No Only What Is On Page One But I Can Look For It

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Gimmie A Couple of Days And I'll Keep An Eye

cluckyou
07-01-2014, 01:33 PM
Thanks, I'm sure it'll turn up sooner or later.

Getting excited to see their final live performance on 7/20! Even though it'll be in a movie theater...

James (The Disney Guy)
07-01-2014, 01:46 PM
Heck Better Than Nothing I Don't Know How It Would Be Without Grahem Chapman He Did Quite A Lot of the Posh Leader Roles.


FYI The New Album Tracklist

Track Listings


Disc: 1

1. Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
2. Meaning Of Life
3. The Silly Walk Song
4. Penis Song (Not the Noel Coward Song)
5. Money Song
6. Oliver Cromwell
7. Accountancy Shanty
8. Finland
9. Medical Love Song
10. I'm So Worried
11. Every Sperm Is Sacred
12. I Like Chinese
13. The Naval Medley
14. Sit On My Face
15. Never Be Rude To An Arab
16. Eric The Half A Bee
17. Brian Song
18. Rudyard Kipling
19. Nudge Rap / Blackmail
20. Bruces' Philosophers' Song
21. Knights Of The Round Table
22. All Things Dull And Ugly
23. Decomposing Composers
24. Henry Kissinger
25. I've Got Two Legs
26. Rainy Day In Berlin
27. Christmas In Heaven
28. Galaxy Song
29. Spam Song
30. Lousy Song
31. Lumberjack Song


Disc: 2

1. Flying Sheep
2. A Man With Three Buttocks (Television Interviews)
3. Crunchy Frog (Trade Description Act)
4. Nudge Nudge Wink Wink
5. The Mouse Problem
6. Buying A Bed
7. Interesting People
8. Barber Shop Sketch (The Barber)
9. Lumberjack Song
10. Interview
11. Arthur Two Sheds
12. Children's Stories
13. Visitors
14. Albatross
15. Mr Hilter
16. The North Minehead By-Election
17. Me, Doctor
18. Dead Parrot Sketch
19. Self Defence


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Disc 2 Is The Flying Circus Disc Already Posted.

Disc 2 Is Sings Again But It Has 3 Less Tracks Than Its Original Release

cluckyou
07-01-2014, 01:54 PM
Yep, looks like there's 6 extra songs on the album, newly recorded by Eric Idle.

And the second disc is just a remaster of the first album (Flying Circus).

James (The Disney Guy)
07-01-2014, 02:16 PM
Yes.

I Just Ordered Off Amazon! So Will Be Here In A Few Days I Will Rip (MP3 320kbs)

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Will Be Here In 2-3 Days :awsm;

aseef
07-01-2014, 02:27 PM
please may I have these.
I'm seeing them on Saturday

James (The Disney Guy)
07-01-2014, 02:33 PM
Link Sent

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It Has A Free Auto-Rip Function So I Am Uppin Now :)

cluckyou
07-01-2014, 03:04 PM
Woo-hoo! Thanks. Can I be the first one to get a PM for the link, pretty please? =)

James (The Disney Guy)
07-01-2014, 03:06 PM
Aye I Will Send It Your Way Upon Arrival LOL Its 20% Will Be Half Hr Or So Ok??

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I'm Hoping This New Live One Gets A CD Release

cluckyou
07-01-2014, 03:08 PM
Sounds good. Really appreciate this, man.

James (The Disney Guy)
07-01-2014, 03:09 PM
No Probs I Would Have Got It Anyway! LOL

FYI Disc 2 Is Actually Live At Camden Town Hall London Remastered Not The Fying Circus Disc :awsm:

James (The Disney Guy)
07-01-2014, 04:27 PM
Monty Python: Sings Again [Deluxe Edition][2014] uploaded

cluckyou
07-01-2014, 04:31 PM
THANK YOU SO MUCH! YOU'RE AWESOME!!! :-D

James (The Disney Guy)
07-01-2014, 04:33 PM
Your Welcome So The Whole Collection Comes to 20 Disc Now! LOL Enjoy My Friend. :awsm:

cluckyou
07-01-2014, 04:36 PM
Thanks also for hosting it on MEGA. Download already finished, I'm off to enjoy the tunes. ;-)

James (The Disney Guy)
07-01-2014, 04:38 PM
MEGA Is Better. Yes Enjoy I'm Off to Bed Its 23.38PM Here Laters

T_S
07-01-2014, 05:11 PM
Hi! Could you send me the links please?

Doctor Go
07-01-2014, 07:24 PM
I want another shrubbery!

(And the links!)

Thanks!

CirqueUS
07-01-2014, 08:12 PM
May I please have the link to the MP Sings Again?

Captain James
07-02-2014, 12:04 AM
Thank you for the links Mr Gold! Splunge!

James (The Disney Guy)
07-02-2014, 12:23 AM
Links Sent


Thank you for the links Mr Gold! Splunge!

Your Welcome

jedidarrick
07-02-2014, 12:25 AM
Could you send me the links to Monty Python Sings (Again) Deluxe Edition please? Also, do you plan on getting and uploading the Total Rubbish boxset that was released on the same day as Sings (again)? Yes, it's consists of re-releases of a few classic Python CDs, but this new release adds extra tracks and is also recently remastered.

James (The Disney Guy)
07-02-2014, 12:29 AM
I Won't Be Getting That Because It Is Literally Everything Already Upped.

jedidarrick
07-02-2014, 12:33 AM
Oh, ok. Well, could you please give me the link to Monty Python Sings (Again) Deluxe Edition? I would really appreciate it.

James (The Disney Guy)
07-02-2014, 12:35 AM
Link Sent.
I Just Read On Amazon To Celebrate The Relases Of Sings Again They Have Collectd Every Other Album (Which Is Posted Here) And Put Them In A Box So People Can Buy Them All Together. So Not Worth Paying £76 And Hours Of Uploading. But TBH Its LIterally All Of Them In A Nice Box. :awsm:

jedidarrick
07-02-2014, 12:41 AM
Thanks for the link! If I want any of the other Python discs, I'll let you know!

DangerMouse
07-02-2014, 04:51 AM
You are very, very kind to offer this amazing collection. I have some of these, but only on cassette from about 25 years ago. If you would be willing to provide me links for all of these, I would be very happy and very thankful.

Cheers to you for all your hard work on this.

-DM

James (The Disney Guy)
07-02-2014, 04:54 AM
Link sent

luckypenny
07-02-2014, 05:20 AM
I'd like a link for Monty Python Sing Again please :D

James (The Disney Guy)
07-02-2014, 05:48 AM
link sent

luckypenny
07-02-2014, 05:52 AM
Link received, smooth downloading! Thanks a lot :D :D

CirqueUS
07-02-2014, 08:44 AM
Merci beaucoup!

doronD
07-02-2014, 09:41 AM
May I have the links, please?

James (The Disney Guy)
07-02-2014, 09:43 AM
Link Sent

schneeblau
07-02-2014, 09:54 AM
Hey, I'm also interestet in that music:)

James (The Disney Guy)
07-02-2014, 10:03 AM
Link Sent

schneeblau
07-02-2014, 10:38 AM
Very fast answer, thank you very much!

Penny Parker
07-03-2014, 04:53 AM
I just saw the [brilliant] live show so am ready for a glut of Monty Python; link please. ;-)

James (The Disney Guy)
07-03-2014, 04:54 AM
Link Sent

PoochJD
07-03-2014, 05:55 AM
Hi Mr Gold,

If I can have a link please, it would be very much appreciated. Thank You, Sir!


Pooch

James (The Disney Guy)
07-03-2014, 05:58 AM
Link Sent

PoochJD
07-03-2014, 06:04 AM
Thanks, Mr Gold! :)

pernclub
07-03-2014, 06:23 AM
FYI Disc 2 Is Actually Live At Camden Town Hall London Remastered Not The Fying Circus Disc :awsm:

Just to clarify, they are the same thing. They have renamed it for some reason recently.

James (The Disney Guy)
07-03-2014, 06:24 AM
Well Its Another Disc Anyway! :awsm:

RobJam
07-03-2014, 07:40 AM
Hi Mr Gold...links please? Thanks very much :-)

James (The Disney Guy)
07-03-2014, 08:00 AM
link sent

Monsieur D'arque
07-03-2014, 08:07 AM
Could you please send me the links, as well? Thank you!

James (The Disney Guy)
07-03-2014, 08:10 AM
Link Sent

RobJam
07-03-2014, 08:13 AM
Links received, Cheers sir!

Monsieur D'arque
07-03-2014, 08:54 AM
This is wonderful! Thank you very much!

Whirlwound
07-03-2014, 12:29 PM
Could I ping you for the Sings (Again) link pl0x?

James (The Disney Guy)
07-03-2014, 12:35 PM
You Need More Posts To Unlock Your PM Box :)

samapplepie
07-03-2014, 12:53 PM
I would love a link for this collection please

Dont forget The final Monty Python reunion show at London's O2 Arena is to be broadcast live on UK television.

Monty Python Live (Mostly) will be screened on comedy channel Gold on 20 July 2014, marking the end of the group's 10-night run.

The three-hour event will be preceded with a live backstage programme.

Whirlwound
07-03-2014, 12:55 PM
You Need More Posts To Unlock Your PM Box :)

Bum. Not be a mo…

Edit: ah. Turns out that this post did it. Once more with feeling, then…? ;)

James (The Disney Guy)
07-03-2014, 12:57 PM
That Worked :awsm:

Links Sent (To Both)

Whirlwound
07-03-2014, 01:13 PM
Cheers dude (again :p) - looks like I need to tweak settings...:kirbywalk:

k_meyer
07-03-2014, 05:10 PM
omg! please could i have these links?

i'm totally floored....

thank you so much!

DangerMouse
07-03-2014, 07:23 PM
Outstanding collection. Thank you so very much! Rep added to you!

James (The Disney Guy)
07-04-2014, 12:23 AM
omg! please could i have these links?

i'm totally floored....

thank you so much!

Link Sent

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Outstanding collection. Thank you so very much! Rep added to you!

Thankyou "Your The Greastest" :awsm:

Torak
07-04-2014, 01:51 PM
Links received. Thank you! ;-)

loopyjoe
07-04-2014, 07:57 PM
Could you send me a link too, please?

jawhara
07-05-2014, 05:40 PM
hello
please send me the link for your nice collection. thank you

loopyjoe
07-05-2014, 05:49 PM
Thanks for the link, Mr Gold!

rollando
07-06-2014, 03:36 PM
Can you send me the links, please?
Thank you very much! Greetings from Hungary! :)

James (The Disney Guy)
07-06-2014, 03:44 PM
You Need Between 5-10 Posts To Activate Your PM Box

rollando
07-06-2014, 04:49 PM
Well, now it's already ok. :)

James (The Disney Guy)
07-06-2014, 05:01 PM
Link Sent

jawhara
07-08-2014, 12:25 PM
links received, thanks

James (The Disney Guy)
07-10-2014, 05:28 AM
Thankyou All For Your Thankyou, Likes And Rep
I Am Most Greatful :)

James (The Disney Guy)
07-10-2014, 10:30 AM
New Album Added To Post 1

Lucifer IL series
07-10-2014, 12:36 PM
Links, please!

aseef
07-10-2014, 12:45 PM
any chance these can be posted in flac format.

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Love this thread.
I brought the iTunes copy of TOTALLY RUBBISH, but my download ended up with a hissing sound in one of the tracks from it.
Can't wait to have a retail CD copy, so pissed off with iTunes.
A day and a half I had it.
luckily got a full refund.
Due to the amount of days I had it.

James (The Disney Guy)
07-10-2014, 12:46 PM
MP3 Is All I Do I'm Afaraid But Will Be 320

(FLAC Files Take Up A Lot of Room And I Have A Lot Of Threads)

aseef
07-10-2014, 12:50 PM
I saw it on 5th July, guest star was Matt Lucas.
Amazing night.
So rude and couldn't believe what they got away with.
Hope GOLD doesn't sensor it.
But it's coming to blu-ray in November.

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Nice one.
Thank you very much.
Your a good friend

James (The Disney Guy)
07-10-2014, 12:50 PM
Regarding Blu-Ray/DVD
Yes I Am Hoping To Rip The Audio From It :)
(Unless It Gets A CD Relese of Course) :awsm:

FYI
I Have Had This Thread Renamed so People Can Post Pics or General Chat About the Pythons :)

aseef
07-10-2014, 12:53 PM
Cleese couldn't stop talking without putting a F or 2.

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they also forgot some lines, and some props were not on stage either so they had to improvise

James (The Disney Guy)
07-10-2014, 12:56 PM
Ha
Tell Me Did Palin Remember The Lyrics To Lumberjack

In The Paper During An Interview He Said He Was Worried He Would Forget
:awsm:

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Links, please!

Link Sent !!

aseef
07-10-2014, 01:02 PM
even before it reached 9pm and kids around the ages of 8 at the event they started singing Penis Song and The Naval Medley.
With penis cannons with bubbles poring out of it...
:-)

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yep he remembered to put Lumberjack in the right order.

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I just couldn't watch Galaxy Song, Christmas In Heaven and Nudge Rap / Blackmail.
Epilepsy.
apart from that all was 10-10.

James (The Disney Guy)
07-10-2014, 01:04 PM
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This title will be released on November 10, 2014.
Product Description

Live performance by British surreal comedy group Monty Python recorded at the O2 Arena in London as part of their reunion tour. Involving all five surviving members of The Pythons, the show includes some of their best-known material, which has been reimagined for a contemporary audience.

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aseef
07-10-2014, 01:09 PM
where's the post to the first link

James (The Disney Guy)
07-10-2014, 01:13 PM
What Link??

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No Links Are Posted On The Thread You Have to Request Them
All Info For Albums Is Page 1 Post 1
:awsm:

aseef
07-10-2014, 01:13 PM
to 1st post.

James (The Disney Guy)
07-10-2014, 01:40 PM
Go Back to Page 1 At the Bottom of the Page Just Abouve Where You Type Your Message Click First

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TINY BLACK ROUND THING ADDED (FILES PROVIDED BY ASEEF PLEASE SEND YOUR THANKS) :awsm:

Penny Parker
07-10-2014, 01:56 PM
Who have the guests been in the live shows? I know Stephen Fry, Lee Mack and Matt Lucas, anyone know the others?

If anyone can fill in the gaps, I'll tell who the Pythons WANT to get for the final show if the practicalities can be sorted out. [No kidding, I heard it direct from Eric Idle!]

James (The Disney Guy)
07-10-2014, 02:00 PM
Everthing Is Upped (Except Total Rubbish) LOL Exsected Within The Week :)

aseef
07-10-2014, 02:18 PM
Bill Baily

James (The Disney Guy)
07-10-2014, 02:53 PM
Sketch of the Day

Dead Parrot

The cast:
MR. PRALINEJohn Cleese SHOP OWNERMichael Palin
The sketch:

A customer enters a pet shop.

Mr. Praline: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.

(The owner does not respond.)

Mr. Praline: 'Ello, Miss?

Owner: What do you mean "miss"?

Mr. Praline: (pause)I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!

Owner: We're closin' for lunch.

Mr. Praline: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

Owner: Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?

Mr. Praline: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!

Owner: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.

Mr. Praline: Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.

Owner: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!

Mr. Praline: The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead.

Owner: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!

Mr. Praline: All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up! (shouting at the cage) 'Ello, Mister Polly Parrot! I've got a lovely fresh cuttle fish for you if you show...

(owner hits the cage)

Owner: There, he moved!

Mr. Praline: No, he didn't, that was you hitting the cage!

Owner: I never!!

Mr. Praline: Yes, you did!

Owner: I never, never did anything...

Mr. Praline: (yelling and hitting the cage repeatedly) 'ELLO POLLY!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call!

(Takes parrot out of the cage and thumps its head on the counter. Throws it up in the air and watches it plummet to the floor.)

Mr. Praline: Now that's what I call a dead parrot.

Owner: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned!

Mr. Praline: STUNNED?!?

Owner: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Norwegian Blues stun easily, major.

Mr. Praline: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.

Owner: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.

Mr. Praline: PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?

Owner: The Norwegian Blue prefers keepin' on it's back! Remarkable bird, id'nit, squire? Lovely plumage!

Mr. Praline: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.

(pause)

Owner: Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee!

Mr. Praline: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!

Owner: No no! 'E's pining!

Mr. Praline: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

(pause)

Owner: Well, I'd better replace it, then. (he takes a quick peek behind the counter) Sorry squire, I've had a look 'round the back of the shop, and uh, we're right out of parrots.

Mr. Praline: I see. I see, I get the picture.

Owner: (pause) I got a slug.

(pause)

Mr. Praline: Pray, does it talk?

Owner: Nnnnot really.

Mr. Praline: WELL IT'S HARDLY A BLOODY REPLACEMENT, IS IT?!!???!!?

Owner: N-no, I guess not. (gets ashamed, looks at his feet)

Mr. Praline: Well.

(pause)

Owner: (quietly) D'you.... d'you want to come back to my place?

Mr. Praline: (looks around) Yeah, all right, sure.

Alternate ending:

Mr. Praline: (sweet as sugar) Pray, does it talk?

Owner: Nnnnot really.

Mr. Praline: WELL IT'S HARDLY A BLOODY REPLACEMENT, IS IT?!!???!!?

Owner: Look, if you go to my brother's pet shop in Bolton, he'll replace the parrot for you.

Mr. Praline: Bolton, eh? Very well.

(The customer leaves.)

(The customer enters the same pet shop. The owner is putting on a false moustache.)

Mr. Praline: This is Bolton, is it?

Owner: (with a fake mustache) No, it's Ipswitch.

Mr. Praline: (looking at the camera) That's inter-city rail for you.

(Mr. Praine goes to the train station. He addresses a man standing behind a desk marked "Complaints".)

Mr. Praline: I wish to complain, British-Railways Person.

Attendant: I DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS JOB, YOU KNOW!!!

Mr. Praline: I beg your pardon...?

Attendant: I'm a qualified brain surgeon! I only do this job because I like being my own boss!

Mr. Praline: Excuse me, this is irrelevant, isn't it?

Attendant: Yeah, well it's not easy to pad these python files out to 150 lines, you know.

Mr. Praline: Well, I wish to complain. I got on the Bolton train and found myself deposited here in Ipswitch.

Attendant: No, this is Bolton.

Mr. Praline: (to the camera) The pet shop man's brother was lying!!

Attendant: Can't blame British Rail for that.

Mr. Praline: In that case, I shall return to the pet shop!

He does.

Mr. Praline: I understand this IS Bolton.

Owner: (still with the fake mustache) Yes?

Mr. Praline: You told me it was Ipswitch!

Owner: ...It was a pun.

Mr. Praline: (pause) A PUN?!?

Owner: No, no...not a pun...What's that thing that spells the same backwards as forwards?

Mr. Praline: (Long pause) A palindrome...?

Owner: Yeah, that's it!

Mr. Praline: It's not a palindrome! The palindrome of "Bolton" would be "Notlob"!! It don't work!!

Owner: Well, what do you want?

Mr. Praline: I'm not prepared to pursue my line of inquiry any longer as I think this is getting too silly!

Sergeant-Major: Quite agree, quite agree, too silly, far too silly... (takes customer by the arm) Come on, you, you've got to go do another sketch now! Come on... (he walks off stage left, followed by the director and cameramen, leaving the owner alone on the set)

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Penny Parker
07-10-2014, 03:04 PM
Four out of five guest stars so far: Stephen Fry, Lee Mack, Bill Bailey, Matt Lucas.

Come on someone must know who the fifth was??

Lucifer IL series
07-10-2014, 03:08 PM
The only thing missing is the Oscar Wilde sketch. Everything else is triffic. Really triffic.

James (The Disney Guy)
07-10-2014, 03:12 PM
Yes There Are A Few Bits Not Added Shame I Am Debating On Doing DVD Rips of the Flying Circus

Lucifer IL series
07-10-2014, 03:16 PM
There are a couple of sketches that should be isolated, but it's tough - where should one begin?

TOO MANY!

Thanks for this Pythonfest.

I didn't have Live at the City Center, Live at Camden Town Hall and Tiny Black Round Thing!

The rest is a one mega upgrade!

James (The Disney Guy)
07-10-2014, 03:20 PM
Well The Total Rubbish Should Be UP nEXT wEEK

Penny Parker
07-10-2014, 03:21 PM
Oscar Wilde sketch is on Matching Tie and Handkerchief.

James (The Disney Guy)
07-10-2014, 03:22 PM
Oscar Wilde sketch is on Matching Tie and Handkerchief.
Yes! Your Quite Right :)

Lucifer IL series
07-10-2014, 07:03 PM
Yes, that's true. It's right there.

Eddie2000
07-11-2014, 02:54 AM
Four out of five guest stars so far: Stephen Fry, Lee Mack, Bill Bailey, Matt Lucas.

Come on someone must know who the fifth was??

Bill Bailey, before he left the stage, yelled out excited something like: "I'm on stage with the Pythons!!"
Did the others comment something as well?

James (The Disney Guy)
07-11-2014, 02:58 AM
Sketch of the Day

Buying A Bed

Husband (Terry Jones): Hello, my wife and I would like to buy a bed, please.

Mr Lambert (Graham Chapman): Certainly sir, I'll get someone to help you.

Wife (Carol Cleveland): Thank you.

Lambert: Mr Verity!

Mr Verity (Eric Idle): Can I help you, sir?

Husband: Yes, we'd like a bed, a double bed, and I wondered if you'd got one for about fifty pounds.

Verity: Oh no, I'm afraid not, sir. Our cheapest bed is eight hundred pounds, sir.

Husband and Wife: Eight hundred pounds?

Lambert: Excuse me, sir, but before I go, I ought to have told you that Mr Verity does tend to exaggerate. Every figure he gives you will be ten times too high.

Husband: I see.

Lambert: Otherwise he's perfectly all right.

Husband: I see. Er... your cheapest double bed then is eighty pounds?

Verity: Eight hundred pounds, yes, sir.

Husband: I see. And how wide is it?

Verity: It's sixty feet wide.

Husband: Yes...

Wife: (whispers) Sixty feet?

Husband: (whispers) Six foot wide, you see.

Wife: (whispers) Oh.

Husband: ...and the length?

Verity: The length is... er... just a moment. Mr Lambert, what is the length of the Comfidown Majorette?

Lambert: Ah. Two foot long.

Husband: Two foot long?

Verity: Yes, remembering of course that you have to multiply everything Mr Lambert says by three. It's nothing he can help, you understand. Otherwise he's perfectly all right.

Husband: I see, I'm sorry.

Verity: But it does mean that when he says a bed is two foot long, it is in fact sixty foot long, all right?

Husband: Yes, I see.

Verity: That's without the mattress, of course.

Husband: How much is that?

Verity: Er, Mr Lambert will be able to tell you that. Lambert! Could you show these twenty good people the dog kennels, please?

Husband: Dog kennels? No, no, the mattresses!

Verity: I'm sorry, you have to say 'dog kennel' to Mr Lambert, because if you say 'mattress' he puts a bucket over his head. I should have explained. Otherwise he's perfectly all right.

Husband: Oh. Ah. I see. Er, excuse me, could you show us the dog kennels, please, hm?

Lambert: Dog kennels?

Husband: Yes, we want to look at the dog kennels, hm.

Lambert: Ah yes, well that's the pets department, second floor.

Husband: No, no, no, we want to see the DOG KENNELS.

Lambert (irritated): Yes, second floor.

Husband: No, we don't want to see dog kennels, it's just that Mr Verity said that...

Lambert: Oh dear, what's he been telling you now?

Husband: Well, he said we should say 'dog kennels' instead of saying 'mattresses'.

(Lambert puts bucket on his head)

Husband: Oh dear. Hello? Hello? Hello?

Verity: (approaching) Did you say 'mattress'?

Husband: Well, yes, er...

Lambert: (muffled) I'm not coming out!

Verity: I did *ask* you not to say 'mattress', didn't I?

Husband: But I mean, er...

Lambert: (muffled) I'm not!

Husband: Oh.

Verity: Now I've got to get him to the fish tank and sing.

Husband: Oh.

Verity: (sings) And did those feet, in ancient time...

Another assistant (John Cleese): (walking up, hearing the singing) Oh dear,did somebody say mattress to Mr Lambert?

Husband: Yes, I did.

(Assistant gives nasty look at Husband)

Verity: (still singing) ...walk upon England's mountains green...

(Assistant joins in) ...and was the Holy Lamb of God...

(Lambert removes bucket; Verity and Assistant immediately stop singing; assistant leaves.)

Verity: He should be all right now, but don't... you know... don't!

Husband: No, no. (to Lambert) Excuse me, could we see the dog kennels please?

Lambert (irritated): Yes, pets department, second floor.

Husband: No, no, no. Those dog kennels, like that. You see?

Lambert: Mattresses?

Husband: (relieved) Yes.

Lambert: But if you want a mattress, why not say 'mattress'?

Husband: (nervously) Ha ha, I mean...

Lambert: I mean, it's a little confusing for me when you say 'dog kennel' if you want a mattress. Why not just say 'mattress'?

Husband: But you put a bucket over your head last time we said 'mattress'.

(Lambert puts the bucket over his head again)

Verity: (running on the scene again) Oh dear! (sings) And did those feet...

Assistant: (to Husband) We *did* ask! (duet) ...in ancient times, walk upon England's mountains green...

(singing continues throughout the next few lines of dialogue)

Yet Another Assistant (Michael Palin): (running in) Did somebody say 'mattress' to Mr Lambert?

(Cleese points angrily towards the Husband and Wife)

Verity: *Twice*!

Other Assistant: (shouting throughout the store) Hey, everybody! Somebody said 'mattress' to Mr Lambert -- *twice*! (joins in the singing)

(Organ music swells and they carry on singing)

Verity: It's not working, we need more!

(The entire Mormon Tabernacle Choir begins to sing in the background. Sounds of water splashing; eventually Lambert removes the bucket again and they stop singing)

Lambert: I'm sorry, can I help you?

Wife: (brightly) We want a mattress!

(Lambert puts the bucket over his head again. Verity, husband and assistants all groan and glare accusingly at wife)

Wife: But it's my only line!!!

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James (The Disney Guy)
07-11-2014, 06:18 AM
I Am Glad I Ordered Total Rubbish Yesterday LOL At £51 Its £76 Today!!

fhhagenberg
07-11-2014, 07:45 AM
Hello Kirk!

May I please ask for the link for your collection (...nudge, nudge)?

Thanks so much, have to prepare for the "One down, five to go" show. F.H.

James (The Disney Guy)
07-11-2014, 07:48 AM
You Need More Posts to Activte Your PM Box
And It Mr Gold Plz :)

fhhagenberg
07-11-2014, 08:55 AM
Thx, Mr. Gold, I'll try.

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It seems that I can alread access my PM box, so I'll give it another try and kindly ask for the links. I Own about half of the material (including "Sings (again)", which I bought last week), but I do not know several of he discs. It will be great to listen to them before I am going to see the July 20 show in our local cinema (live broadcast).

Thanks so much!!

James (The Disney Guy)
07-11-2014, 09:02 AM
Link Sent

fhhagenberg
07-11-2014, 09:06 AM
It seems that I can alread access my PM box, so I'll give it another try and kindly ask for the links. I Own about half of the material (including "Sings (again)", which I bought last week), but I do not know several of he discs. It will be great to listen to them before I am going to see the July 20 show in our local cinema (live broadcast).

Thanks so much!!

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Link received, you made my day!

Gameostfreak2014
07-11-2014, 09:14 AM
Stupid but entretaining [ entre? Enter ..thats more like it ...feeble attempt at humour or typo ...you choose ]
Hope you are having a great day MR Gold [ a shining and valued one ...just like the perceived precious metal you are named after ]

James (The Disney Guy)
07-11-2014, 09:18 AM
?? You Have Confused Me??

Lucifer IL series
07-12-2014, 04:20 AM
Maggie Thatcher performs the Dead Parrot sketch:

Margaret Thatcher does the Dead Parrot Sketch - YouTube ([Only registered and activated users can see links])

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Cleese and Palin perform the Dead Parrot sketch - after Maggie Thatcher:

John Cleese & Michael Palin - 'The Parrot Sketch Revisited' - YouTube ([Only registered and activated users can see links])

James (The Disney Guy)
07-12-2014, 04:31 AM
And Now For Something Completly Diffirent A Man With A Silly Walk.

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James (The Disney Guy)
07-12-2014, 12:32 PM
Sketch Of The Day
Resaurant/Dirty Fork Sketch
(Scene : A couple are seated at a table in a restaurant.)

Wife: (Carol Cleveland) It's nice here, isn't it?

Man: (Graham Chapman) Oh, very good restaurant, three stars you know.

Wife: Really?

Man: Mmm...

Waiter: (Terry Jones) Good evening, sir! Good evening, madam! And may I say what a pleasure it is to see you here again, sir!

Man: Oh thank you. Well there you are dear. Have a look there, anything you like. The boeuf en croute is fantastic.

Waiter: Oh if I may suggest, sir ... the pheasant à la reine, the sauce is one of the chefs most famous creations.

Man: Em... that sounds good. Anyway just have a look... take your time. Oh, er by the way - got a bit of a dirty fork, could you ... er.. get me another one?

Waiter: I beg your pardon?

Man: Oh it's nothing ... er, I've got a fork a little bit dirty. Could you get me another one? Thank you.

Waiter: Oh ... sir, I do apologize.

Man: Oh, no need to apologize, it doesn't worry me.

Waiter: Oh no, no, no, I do apologize. I will fetch the head waiter immediatement.

Man: Oh, there's no need to do that!

Waiter: Oh, no no... I'm sure the head waiter, he will want to apologize to you himself. I will fetch him at once.

Wife: Well, you certainly get good service here.

Man: They really look after you... yes.

Head Waiter: (Michael Palin) Excuse me monsieur and madame. (examines the fork) It's filthy, Gaston ... find out who washed this up, and give them their cards immediately.

Man: Oh, no, no.

Head Waiter: Better still, we can't afford to take any chances, sack the entire washing-up staff.

Man: No, look I don't want to make any trouble.

Head Waiter: Oh, no please, no trouble. It's quite right that you should point these kind of things out. Gaston, tell the manager what has happened immediately!

(The Waiter runs off)

Man: Oh, no I don't want to cause any fuss.

Head Waiter: Please, it's no fuss. I quite simply wish to ensure that nothing interferes with your complete enjoyment of the meal.

Man: Oh I'm sure it won't, it was only a dirty fork.

Head Waiter: I know. And I'm sorry, bitterly sorry, but I know that... no apologies I can make can alter the fact that in our restaurant you have been given a dirty, filthy, smelly piece of cutlery.

Man: It wasn't smelly.

Head Waiter: It was smelly, and obscene and disgusting and I hate it, I hate it. Nasty, grubby, dirty, mingy, scrubby little fork. Oh... oh... oh...

(runs off in a passion as the manager comes to the table)

Manager: (Eric Idle) Good evening, sir, good evening, madam. I am the manager. I've only just heard. May I sit down?

Man: Yes, of course.

Manager: I want to apologize, humbly, deeply, and sincerely about the fork.

Man: Oh please, it's only a tiny bit. I couldn't see it.

Manager: Ah you're good kind fine people, for saying that, but I can see it. To me it's like a mountain, a vast bowl of pus.

Man: It's not as bad as that.

Manager: It gets me here. I can't give you any excuses for it - there are no excuses. I've been meaning to spend more time in the restaurant recently, but I haven't been too well. (emotionally) Things aren't going very well back there. The poor cook's son has been put away again, and poor old Mrs Dalrymple who does the washing up can hardly move her poor fingers, and then there's Gilberto's war wound - but they're good people, and they're kind people, and together we were beginning to get over this dark patch. There was light at the end of the tunnel... now this... now this!!

Man: Can I get you some water?

Manager: (in tears) It's the end of the road!!

(The cook comes in; he is very big and comes a meat cleaver.)

Cook: (John Cleese, shouting) You bastards! You vicious, heartless bastards! Look what you've done to him! He's worked his fingers to the bone to make this place what it is, and you come in with your petty feeble quibbling and you grind him into the dirt, this fine, honoorable man, whose boots you are not worthy to kiss. Oh, it makes me mad. Mad! (slams cleaver into the table)

(The head waiter comes in and tries to restrain him. )

Head Waiter: Easy, Mungo, easy... Mungo... (clutches his head in agony) the war wound!... the wound... the wound...

Manager: This is the end! The end! Aaargh!! (stabs himself with the fork)

Cook: They've destroyed him! He's dead!! They killed him!!! (goes completely mad)

Head Waiter: (trying to restrain him)No Mungo... never kill a customer. (in pain) Oh . .. the wound! The wound! (he and the cook fight furiously and fall over the table)

(On the Screen a Caption appears - 'AND NOW THE PUNCH-LINE')

Man: Lucky we didn't say anything about the dirty knife.

(Audience Boo)


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Eddie2000
07-12-2014, 03:18 PM
Mr Gold. Would you be so kind and send me the links as well?
Otherwise I'd have to consider the comfy chair for you....

James (The Disney Guy)
07-12-2014, 03:50 PM
Good Lord I Was Not Expecting A Kind of Spanish Inqisition

Link Sent

Eddie2000
07-12-2014, 06:26 PM
Our chief weapon is surprise... surprise and ---two weapons - surprise and a big THANK YOU!!!! :)

Monsieur D'arque
07-12-2014, 10:01 PM
I've done some research. Does the Total Rubbish box set render the entire Monty Python collection (that you posted) before it obsolete? It looks like everything in it is the same or better than what was on the market before, since all the digital copies of Python online, Mr. Gold included, are from the pre-remaster without the extended sketches or bonus tracks.

If I'm wrong, let me know. I've heard of two different versions of the "Holy Grail" soundtrack, I just don't know if this one has absorbed them both or what.

James (The Disney Guy)
07-12-2014, 10:04 PM
Following the release of Monty Python Sings (again), the Pythons will also unveil a career spanning box set entitled Monty Python’s Total Rubbish: The Complete Collection. Monty Python’s nine UK albums – "Monty Python’s Flying Circus", "Another Monty Python Record", "Monty Python’s Previous Record", "Matching Tie and Handkerchief", "Live at Drury Lane", "Holy Grail", "Life of Brian", "Monty Python’s Contractual Obligation Album" and "The Meaning Of Life" - will be united for the first time to create the ultimate collectors’ edition purchase. Both releases also include a limited edition 7" Single of their 1974 flexi-disc ‘Monty Python’s Tiny Black Round Thing’

supervanillica
07-12-2014, 11:27 PM
Could I get the links to these amazing uploads please?

James (The Disney Guy)
07-12-2014, 11:36 PM
Once again.
You need more post to activate your Pm box.

Spectre8750
07-12-2014, 11:56 PM
Could I get the links to these amazing uploads please?

Someday there will be an unknown action that when fulfilled You will see wonders beyond our imaginations, for reasons only those who have seen or heard it happen can relay It to others to steer those just becoming aware of treasures lying in wait. Some even expired!

James (The Disney Guy)
07-13-2014, 12:02 AM
Someday there will be an unknown action that when fulfilled You will see wonders beyond our imaginations, for reasons only those who have seen or heard it happen can relay It to others to steer those just becoming aware of treasures lying in wait. Some even expired!
And for those that don't speak wise man?

supervanillica
07-13-2014, 12:10 AM
What a newb I am :s Thanks for the links Mr Gold!

Spectre8750
07-13-2014, 12:11 AM
Then they will just have to get pissed and throw dog shit at us!

James (The Disney Guy)
07-13-2014, 12:13 AM
Ah i see. Shit a la canine.

And now for something completely different a man wih dog shit on his face. :awsm:

Spectre8750
07-13-2014, 12:16 AM
Must be near Washington D.C. That's all they do there. Oh the humanity! We must nuke it, it's the only solution. Though with all that shit everywhere you could probably just toss a match on it.

James (The Disney Guy)
07-13-2014, 12:21 AM
They could be part of the how ro be seen sketch where all the houses get bombed :awsm:

madcow49
07-13-2014, 04:18 AM
I'm looking for the link to: "Monty Python Sing Again [Deluxe Edition][2014]" - Thanks in advance!!

James (The Disney Guy)
07-13-2014, 12:27 PM
Link Sent

Gameostfreak2014
07-13-2014, 02:29 PM
Pardon me
That was not my intention good sir !!

James (The Disney Guy)
07-14-2014, 12:35 PM
MONTY PYTHON: TOTAL RUBBISH: UPLOADING!!!!!!!!!

Total Rubbish Track List Added to Post 1 :)

chalguss
07-14-2014, 01:33 PM
I am also in the long queue ;)

cluckyou
07-14-2014, 01:54 PM
MONTY PYTHON: TOTAL RUBBISH: UPLOADING!!!!!!!!!

Total Rubbish Track List Added to Post 1 :)

LINK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

James (The Disney Guy)
07-14-2014, 03:59 PM
Monty Python: Total Rubbish Uploaded

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Links Sent
Cluckyou
Aseef
Chalguss

cluckyou
07-14-2014, 04:06 PM
I'M CUMMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks. ;-)

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You should change your name to Mr. Platinum, because you're awesome!

scoregeek
07-14-2014, 05:02 PM
So... I'm back after being banned, again. I got banned for voicing my opinion on an open forum. Said something about one of the powers that be, and it didn't go down very well so I got banned! So, I put it to all of you. Some "johnny come lately" troll from another site, comes over here, downloads all the files that he can get his hands on, and turns around and reuploads them on his own file storage site, and then posts them back on the same site he got them from, but they are remixed, duplicated tracks, and different covers, etc. and says not one word of thanks to the original poster, grabbing credits all over the place, making him the big man on campus. What do all of you think about that?
I know several people here who have complained about this very same situation, and have deleted their links, because their files were stolen in this same manner, and posted on other sites without giving the original uploader credit, but this is a different problem.
Tell me what you think, and do it fast before I get banned again, because I am "starting trouble"

chalguss
07-14-2014, 06:03 PM
Got the links. Thanks so much. :)

pernclub
07-14-2014, 06:32 PM
Would love the Total Rubbish/Tiny Black Round Thing links, thanks :)

James (The Disney Guy)
07-14-2014, 06:39 PM
Link Sent

tude
07-14-2014, 06:56 PM
Could I also have your links, Mr. Gold? Thanks! [Only registered and activated users can see links]