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07-03-2003, 06:08 PM
I have decided that Drunken Fantasy is nothing but a major bar crawl. KaFugaBooger helped too, but not as much as I did, so just nod in his general direction then ignore him.

Anyway, here are the facts. In FF7, the Life Stream is actually a river of every alchohol in the known universe, mixed together. Or maybe its just absinth. Anyway:


when Cloud fell in it, he became so wasted all he could say was "uuuuh, aaah" and was wheelchair bound due to alchohol poisining.



In FF8, GF's are actually bizarred cocktails, such as the Shiva, and the Bahamut, and the Alexander. These cause terrible memory loss, due to extreme drunkeness.


Along with this, in every FF, they always stop at Inns. To buy these odd potions, which are really bootleg liquor, sold by Dodgy Dave trying to make a quick buck. That dude in FF10 who sells you stuff - its blatantly home made wine in that potion bottle.

And these monsters - no such thing. After a drunken ramble through the country side, everything goes a bit blurry and these "monsters" or "pink elephants" appear. Eventually, the party passes out and gets dragged back to the local boozer to recover. Or they pitch a tent and swig ale in that, pretending there at some kinda festival.

And that is why FF is a drunken bar crawl.

07-04-2003, 03:01 AM
Hah! Thank you, very enlightening!! And if I may say so.. a topic worthy of you.

However, NOW I get it...
now I know what various FFX characters mean when they talk about "Sinīs toxin" and how it confuses people... :D

Bahamut ZERO
07-04-2003, 12:59 PM
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

***FF4, 5, 6 SPOILERS***

And all the time that Locke thought he was a "treasure hunter", he was just an alcoholic deluding himself.

And Galuf, well, he was obviously a drunkard, suffering from "amnesia" due to "warping to another world."

And let's not forget the Cecil - Rosa - Kain threesome. They must've all been drunk to get THAT confused...

Good thread Meph~ Er, Manny~ Er, Amarant Geez~ Er, yeah, Matt.

07-05-2003, 11:16 AM
*wipes the tears from her face*

I congratulate you Sir. You've done it again! That was clever! Yeah if it's about booze it's all Matt's fault! *points*
I honestly can't think of anyrthing else at the moment, unless there's one for Marijuana related things. XD

07-05-2003, 07:46 PM
And then there's that scene in Pandemonium, where Zidane starts acting all depressed and everything.

I say he was just suffering from an insane hangover after a celebratory drunken barfest that his newfound "daddy" decided to take him to.

GARLAND: By golly, Zidane, you're old enough to know how to hold down your booze!
ZIDANE: You say that like I've never tried it before.
GARLAND: *slaps back* That's mah boy!!


07-12-2003, 03:49 PM

07-12-2003, 04:29 PM
Hee hee hee ha ha ha, hmmm beer

07-15-2003, 06:20 AM
"And that, Vivi, is how you drink a lot and not throw up!"

*Vivi passes out*


...now we know why Vivi tripped so much. He was just drunk all the time, yeah...!!1

07-15-2003, 06:14 PM
LOL. Leave it to Matt to discover something like this. :lol

Cheers ol' buddy. You always seem to enlighten the shrine somehow.

*Raises a toast to Meph, Baldric, Flaming_Amarant, Gruel guy, the funny guy who always lights up the shrine*